My childhood memory of love's stupidity continuation

Could you at least pretend you read what I wrote?
A timeline is not a “thing”…and yes, misrepresentations like “I remember very well because we were having lunch and it was noon then shortly afterwards I got a call at 9:45 in the morning” (we call them lies) can get you in more trouble than you ken.
Look, I’m trying to get you to write something believable but you really haven’t got to take me seriously.
I know this forum is largely for shits and giggles but you might at least make an effort man!

can’t relate with kizungu mingi na catwalk

:D:D:D usirelate, na ucrawl.