Last year I decided to start a side hustle of selling interior decor online, The business picked quite well, the most amazing things are that 99% of my clients were ladies being a well re-known Authority in Fisi field I have laid quite a good number.
As I was adverting my products online, an Ethiopian lady expressed interest to purchase my products however shipping using G4S was too expensive, and I don’t know Bus Sacco that commutes Nairobi-Addis Ababa Route.
The 26-year-old IT graduate, told me that she is a regular visitor to Kenya and she will pick the goods after two weeks, We kept chatting, and she becomes very close to an extent there was hope I might match to the gates of paradise wide open.
We even agreed I would host her in my Ruaka slum house for a week, however when the arrival day come; we kept communicating until she landed at JKIA when she went offline,I lost hope of getting laid by an international brand
The next day, I received a call from her from a different number, she told me she in a hotel in town, and I can pick her to my place, I left for town and pulled her to my slum shanty house.
I launched my manifesto to access the server, but all in vain and the shocking thing is she insisted she has go back to the hotel, please note I did put some investments that I could afford to lose by taking her to overrated Two Rivers Malls.
I was left account drained, and with blue balls,I counted my losses and moved on regretting the poor and unwise strategy, I boarded her an Uber to town so that I can heal my injuries in my shanty house and erase the bad experience.
After 30 Minutes she called, requesting I should explain to the driver where she should be dropped, Please also note her poor English and pronunciation was a fundamental challenge as to why the server remained locked, She told me Amharic is their national Language. I responded to the driver though still feeling the painful loss of a yellow, yellow international pu** y brand.
After thinking over that happening, I decided to become scarce and disconnect from her to avoid such eventualities in one week she will be around. Only to receive a call from her the next day claiming she is bored in the hotel she wants to say hi, I told her uncompromising behavior pissed me off and she should enjoy and have a lovely stay in Kenya.
That statement made things to make a favorable turn, where she said she was sorry and today if she comes she will behave and sleep over, wah wah I was very excited that finally, I will reach Canaan
When she came, we caressed I could believe my eyes when undressing her, yellow, yellow spotless skin and smooth plus she gave me a BJ out of this world.
Long Hekaya Cut short K-Talk threshold was reached and exceeded, and I represented my Country like a champion, and from there henceforth we started dating unfortunate long distance killed this relationship after she came to Kenya twice and I kept lying to her I will visit her, but my peasanthood denied me that privilege
Photographic evidence, layout drawings, and thermal imagery can be availed if needed!!!
The conclusion that honeypot was the best I have ever had, Pu**y was tighter than tight and professional and systematic BJ services, Just in case I win a Bet I won’t mind exporting myself to Ethiopia for a rematch.