My girl called me a little while ago..

Sex & Relationships
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Am outta here.

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You April fool!

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Hii ilikuwa April fools joke. Stupid somali had to pay the restaurant bill after all. Your woman didn’t change because of Easter nucca

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responsible gambler.…stupid statement…

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Ngombe musee tumezoeana sana. Lazima utafute kitu negative surely

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Kijana mbona wewe hunifuata everywhere as if you suck life sustaining milk from my dick?

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haki sijatafuta. imenipata tu…

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Oxymoron - Emphasis on moron.

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Gamblers are keepers nowadays? Kweli there a shortage of good women

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Hapo umeongea ni kama hukuzaliwa bali ulitemwa. Shida ya ma NV kucatch. Hiyo nimesema hapo juu ni ukweli ama uwongo?

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Here for the comments. As usual :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D + 75 Green emojis

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This is getting weird now man. Why are you obcessed with me?

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Ata mimi nimeanza kuona my threads never disappoint :D:D:D

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She is truly a keeper. A lady who gambles and takes out her boyfriend for a treat is a gem. Imagine what she will do once she has a salary and a stable betting side hustle.

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For all the non believers ntajaribu kuleta effidense badaye. Ati April fools? Shindwe pepo mbaya

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:D:D:D:D:D She’ll wife him

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Usikose kuleta pia effidence ukinyanduliwa

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:D:D

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You just being salty because I ghosted you as my village darling. No offence you turned out to be the village whore. You were getting wet ata kwa politics section :D:D:D

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Didn’t realise my lady treating me ONCE made lesser of a man… Shit should I be worried?