My house mate woes part 2

[Mr_Black]

I have never understood this ‘my boy(s)’ mentality. The only boys I care about are my brothers, hao wengine wakwende kwao.

Kick that nigger out, simple.

[danji1]

Unamvumilia kwa nini? That nigga is becoming a leech. Mwambie ajipange. Na wife anafanya nini ukiosha vyombo? Anacheza Candy Crush?

[WuTang]

If you follow this guy’s post, he said he works in UG as an expat and left his wife and kid (s) back in Nairobi. That’s why they live apart.

[mundu_mulosi]

@Supu don

oooh boy…

if hes really ur pal…rent him a kasmall hse smwhere…a bed sitter or a single room otherwise u risk loosing ur wife n ur household…

Wrong advise, afukuse this jama, wewe ni mwanaume, find a way. Imagine your wife thinking she hosts some guy who breaks beds, na labda game yako haiko juu saaana.

[Wakanyama]

huyo jamaa ni gaymate wa madova hawezi mufukuza,kama aketaka tumufukuzie akeweka namba ya huyo jamaa hapa.hii ingine yote ni muchene ya salon

[madova]

@nairobilay

WHAT??? what do you mean wife na mara housemate? kwani you live in a manyatta?

I don’t work in Kenya n my wife is in Nairobi.got it!

[madova]

@ol monk

Do you stay with your wife?

No,my wife is in Nairobi n I work out of the country.

[madova]

@Wakanyama

huyo jamaa ni gaymate wa madova hawezi mufukuza,kama aketaka tumufukuzie akeweka namba ya huyo jamaa hapa.hii ingine yote ni muchene ya salon

Wakanyama unakuwanga na ufala sana.

[madova]

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@ol monk

Do you stay with your wife?

No,I don’t n cnt shift them coz of my daughter’s education.so many reasons.

[Supu_don]

@Mundu Mulosi

Wrong advise, afukuse this jama, wewe ni mwanaume, find a way. Imagine your wife thinking she hosts some guy who breaks beds, na labda game yako haiko juu saaana.

if hes not in kenya…hapo iko chida bt being the gentleman he is…he can help him start off…

howdy shuga

[madova]

@Supu don

if hes not in kenya…hapo iko chida bt being the gentleman he is…he can help him start off…

howdy shuga

Hahahaha,hizi ni x files nakwambia akijua wacha tu.

[madova]

@Fondo Pendo

Is this the ugandan dude you wrote about sometime back? Kama ni huyo you better give him the talk about him maning up and taking responsibility. By the way how old is he and when did u 2 become friends?

He is Kenyan.a kyuk like me men.

[mundu_mulosi]

@Supu don

if hes not in kenya…hapo iko chida bt being the gentleman he is…he can help him start off…

howdy shuga

Howdy swts,

[nairobilay]

@madova

He is Kenyan.a kyuk like me men.

Si you tell the guy to style up or he bounces and finds another place to live? or is it now a whole other story because of lease agreements etc?

[Supu_don]

hun…u need to man up dear…show him the door n let him stay out otherwise vitanda zitaendelea kuvunjika…nxt ni yako. smthing tells me u are rather soft n gentle…

[tm_wa_klist]

Hahah. Boss sasa wewe utasaidiwa aje. Yaani ata bibi anajua you are used by other people. Sasa ata mlifikishana aje hapo ati jamaa atakuja kuishi kwa nyumba yako mpaka aanze kuvunja vitanda. How hard is it for you to tell the guy to move like tomorrow morning. Ata serikali hufukuza watu IDP camps.

[Wakanyama]

mwambie hii msemo ona mumathai ndatoire nyumariro

[madova]

@nairobilay

Si you tell the guy to style up or he bounces and finds another place to live? or is it now a whole other story because of lease agreements etc?

Am yet to get a perfect opportunity.I will very soon trust me.

[madova]

@Supu don

hun…u need to man up dear…show him the door n let him stay out otherwise vitanda zitaendelea kuvunjika…nxt ni yako. smthing tells me u are rather soft n gentle…

Hun,yes I am:).still searching for an approach that won’t hurt him.

[Fala_12]

pea @Lola- number yake s(he) really needs someone to break her waters (read squirt) and s(he) woudnt mind her bed breaking in the process