My Lanye Experience

[uwesmake]

@Dune

Wewe nugu shida yako inakuwaga nini, sema tu unataka effidence. Maggot Bukusu! Sti nilipimwa nika ambiwa, pia sti utajua na symptoms, tuliza kiherehere mzee

tafuta maasai mukae chini akupee supu ya dawa umupigie hio fable , jinga

[Quadro_k4000]

@uwesmake

hii story iko na red herrings mingi kuonyesha ni uwongo , we are very experienced in what you are trying to describe in your magination .

• first ushasema ulifurahia matako yake ukiwa sober , so why the surprise ukiamka subuhi
• second asubuhi ukiamka hata kama ulibeba salamander ukatomba huwezi react as if umeamka ukpata mami wota kwa bed , ati uliamka kama umetoka mbio na nguo kwani wewe ni mwizi
• Hata PNC iki check inn huwa unajifanya gentleman kiasi ndio utoke ama ufukuze dem with state of the art excuses
• unaendaje kwa dem na humjui yet hukuwa umelewa hivo since umesema you love your sleep na ulijuwa its 12 past your bed time so ulikuwa tu sober kwa bar

-PEP haipeanwi tu ovyo kama maembe
-ulijuaje tuu umepata STI

nimechoka

verdict : hizi ni zile story moses alipigia yesu wakielekea pale Tehran ku preach .

Kwanza ameanza na he ain’t an alcoholic, kidogo kidogo tena hii…

[ATTACH=full]197529[/ATTACH]

[Buckets]

@uwesmake

mami wota

Hehehe… You win.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Dune

Sometime that month I bumbed into Faith,

♫who knows, ♪who knows ♫who knows♫ who knows♪
♫I just ♪go where ♫the trade ♪wind blows♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzqFmXZ8tOE

[pamba]

@majizee

Bro I feel you. Utawaona ktalkers condemning you like they are fwakin virgins. These things happen to men

Leta hekaya.

[kah_tony]

Looking for a decent place to drink upcountry is challenge #1. Most people drinking wamezoea chum so wakikunywa chupa mbili, the guy becomes the Governor’s PA.
All waitresses double as the village go-tos for dry spell and dirty titty fantasies. They are responsible for more than half of the venereal infections of church going women, thanks to their philandering husbands. Challenge #2.

You’re living and working in shaggz. Uliza gashwin challenge#3

[under23]

@M2Random

Says the guy who fucks badoo and tinder whores. Kijana wewe ni mjinga kweli kweli

Jifunze kiingereza kwanza

[Blacks4Trump]

Sijui Kwa nini naona @Dune ni @introvert

[SIZE=7]WEKENI CONDOM MPAGONI[/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]SI WATU WAOE JAMENI[/SIZE]

[kah_tony]

@Blacks4Trump

Sijui Kwa nini naona @Dune ni @introvert

[SIZE=7]WEKENI CONDOM MPAGONI[/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]SI WATU WAOE JAMENI[/SIZE]

Introvert hawezi kuwa na rusungu kama ya OP. Jamaa wa Rusinga island anaongea kama Mboya bwana.

Huyo ni mkale wa akina @Tarantino ama mkamba…99%

[uwesmake]

@Quadro k4000

Kwanza ameanza na he ain’t an alcoholic, kidogo kidogo tena hii…

[ATTACH=full]197529[/ATTACH]

the guy is a fraud with very poor imagination and oratory skills :D:D:D:D

[Tiriitiondo]

It means he is a lang’o guy

@It's Le Scumbag

‘…bumbed into Faith…’ What does this mean?

[system]

@Blacks4Trump

Sijui Kwa nini naona @Dune ni @introvert

[SIZE=7]WEKENI CONDOM MPAGONI[/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]SI WATU WAOE JAMENI[/SIZE]

@introvert = @Mosa

[Ras_Junior]

@under23

U won’t be cured of the 25 cancer causing HPV viruses and herpes ulipewa na “fai” which are undetectable.
This guy anaKula Malaya raw and anafikiria alitokelezea scot free :D:D

Lakini hii virgin haijuangi kitu ingine isipokuwa HPV

[Ras_Junior]

@blackguards

mdau,niulize kuma huwa inachoma mtu aje,huko ndani kuna jiko?

I thought it was a myth until it happened to me like 2 years back. Unaenda kukojoa unaskia ni kama unakojoa pilipili. I remember kneeling down in the bathroom shower still running crying my heart out. Ata kama siendangi kanisa hiyo siku niliambia Mungu nitaokoka na sitawai dinyana tena mpaka nioe. Needless to say, 3 months down the line I was back to my whoring ways but only more careful this time round. I think whoreness might be a condition like alcoholism, until they bring rehabs for this, some of us are doomed.

[Ken_Sarro]

@introvert

@introvert = @Mosa

Mosa huyu mjinga wa kijiji ama there is another Mosa? Hio napinga. Mekanika can’t be that retarded.

[Dune]

Sawa csi hehehe

@Quadro k4000

Kwanza ameanza na he ain’t an alcoholic, kidogo kidogo tena hii…

[ATTACH=full]197529[/ATTACH]

[Dune]

@Ras Junior

I thought it was a myth until it happened to me like 2 years back. Unaenda kukojoa unaskia ni kama unakojoa pilipili. I remember kneeling down in the bathroom shower still running crying my heart out. Ata kama siendangi kanisa hiyo siku niliambia Mungu nitaokoka na sitawai dinyana tena mpaka nioe. Needless to say, 3 months down the line I was back to my whoring ways but only more careful this time round. I think whoreness might be a condition like alcoholism, until they bring rehabs for this, some of us are doomed.

That shait is painful man, I think second only to giving birth

[Blacks4Trump]

@Dune

That shait is painful man, I think second only to giving birth

Kwani umewahi zaa?

[Dune]

@Blacks4Trump

Sijui Kwa nini naona @Dune ni @introvert

[SIZE=7]WEKENI CONDOM MPAGONI[/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]SI WATU WAOE JAMENI[/SIZE]

Never ever, mekanika murefi ati, mimi ni kuonja tu naonja

[Dune]

@Blacks4Trump

Kwani umewahi zaa?

Nimewitness, alafu kuna study inasema giving birth is more painful than ball crushing, well iyo experience ya kukojoa ka umechomwa ni uchungu kuliko kufinywa kende