My visit to a Gynecologist: I pity their Wives

[system]

@aviator

I made a visit to a Gynecologist last Friday, and I couldn’t help but pity any woman married to these fellows.

For starters, the guys spend their entire day seeing and touching/penetrating vaginas. I wonder what comparison they make to their wife’s pussies. Besides, I know men get turned on by the feel, sight or touch of a puy. Seeing a puy the whole day makes you immune to such turn-ons. How do these wives turn on their men?

Then, their work is one dirty helluva job. I wanted to insert a coil (after issues with my current FP method) and what does the guy tell me? That I visit him when am on my periods as that is the best time to insert the coil. Now, who touches a woman’s cunt when it is all red? Damn! I hope our dr @Luther12 isn’t one of these men.

Hii writing yako ni anemic? Iko pale sana.

[TopCat]

@mayekeke

Aviator= Jackson Irungu, so they finally gave you that plastic pu**y???

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[Riddim]

@Supu don

hahahhahaha…yes, you are required to do go when you are on your periods or shortly after…thats when the cervix is open…

[Mzee_mzima]

Please don’t put any pictures some of us are eating

[kijanamrefu]

What you need is a doctor for your psycopathy.

[system]

@kijanamrefu

What you need is a doctor for your psycopathy.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[mache]

ulalalala, coil kwa mcooondo tena?

[system]

I’ma puke all over this thread…

You don’t even get horny! Why family plan?

Men! At my age…I have never used this shit! Please forbid your wives/girlfriends…munaweza make.

[Purr_27]

@TopCat

Just curious did you guys ever role play… that is you the patient and him the doctor.

I wish…

[system]

Wait a minute, wasn’t this post 18+ posted by prof?

[Supu_don]

@Unicorn

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:confused: ouch

[panktcha]

@Koolibah

A close friend of mine is a gyn/obs he told me he has never seen his wife naked that the moment he does he will see her like any patient and never be able to bang her. he wants to live in this false utopia that his wife is different. Juzi his wife was pregnant and I joked to hee ati si you are lucky to have a gyna at home who gives you the whole package? she told me hussy has never touched her to check her when she complains kitu kidogo he tells her to call her gyn

I know for serious ailments and surgery, it is forbidden to see a relative or spouse, but for simple problems they can manage the problem. Ati he doesn’t look at the wife naked, he’s weird.

[panktcha]

@aviator, it’s a job like any other. They see so many women, it becomes a routine. Of course, they are men and they will appreciate something nice when they encounter it (some women are blessed down there), but their professional ethics kick in and whilst their brain tells them to “go ahead, poke that engorged clit and watch her squirm”, their body remains still and all they can say (with a smile) is “good seeing you this afternoon.”

The job can get very messy. A manual vaccum aspiration sometimes leaves the walls and ceiling splattered in red. Childbirth in most women is all about the 5 Fs: foetus, flatus, faeces, fluids and fvcks (matusi mbaya mbaya). 4 of those Fs can be unpleasant.

[4makind]

@MBOMB

You realize a blue handle means you are male…Right?o_O

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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@Unicorn

That’s their job and when they studied I’m sure they had a lesson about ethics. My friend tells me that when he gets his patients, he doesn’t even realize what kind of hair colour they’ve got down there…He’s not gay.

I think this has alot to do with professional ethics

[TopCat]

@Purr_27

I wish…

Hmmm too bad.

[WuTang]

Kawambui, hii yako nayo ni too much.

[aviator]

@panktcha

@aviator, it’s a job like any other. They see so many women, it becomes a routine. Of course, they are men and they will appreciate something nice when they encounter it (some women are blessed down there), but their professional ethics kick in and whilst their brain tells them to “go ahead, poke that engorged clit and watch her squirm”, their body remains still and all they can say (with a smile) is “good seeing you this afternoon.”

The job can get very messy. A manual vaccum aspiration sometimes leaves the walls and ceiling splattered in red. Childbirth in most women is all about the 5 Fs: foetus, flatus, faeces, fluids and fvcks (matusi mbaya mbaya). 4 of those Fs can be unpleasant.

Nasty stuff right there. Afathari kazi ya sewage.

[nairobilay]

@Purr_27

I once dated one…I could ask so many questions its messy sometimes since they meet women with many infections. . they get used to them

Did he ever look you in the eye and tell you that your have the most amazing labia he has ever seen?
coz that would be my go to line if i was in that field of work…come to think of it, @Supu don the day you hear that line just know that we finally met.

[Purr_27]

@nairobilay

Did he ever look you in the eye and tell you that your have the most amazing labia he has ever seen?
coz that would be my go to line if i was in that field of work…come to think of it, @Supu don the day you hear that line just know that we finally met.

Say warrr …