Na pale Mombasa.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Na kwa zile hekaya zake huwa anasema vile akifika keja hivi tena anaambiwa na Muarabu arudi ofisi… ati kuna mizigo ingine… :D:D

Yaani hao jamaa hapo juu kama wako ladies saloon wanapiga mucene, what a curse to ‘men’ generation

Hichi kijiji ni kama kinyozi ma bro, kwani nyinyi mkienda kunyolewa huwa hampigi gumzo na anayekunyoa na mandume wenzenu? @Baba yake Digi @byro

apana…i call it dick move. ni anyoe niende zangu.

Kama hii ni mucene na hii thread hapa itaitwa aje? Hii hapa :

The best tribe to marry - Sex & Relationships - Kenya Talk

Brief truth analysis sio hearsay hata ambazo mtu hana hakika

Biro, si naona uliingilia Governor Laboso’s son because he is gay :

Of Laboso's kid and the generation we have. - General - Kenya Talk

Ama hii sio umbea in your books? Hii sio salon?

Na unapenda story za ma single mother sana. Sijui walikufanyia nini. Hii hapa chini sio umbea buda boss?

Marrying what guys loathe - Single moms. - General - Kenya Talk

:D:D:D ati truth analysis. Wacha niskie @byro ataita gossip yake nini. Yaako umeiita truth analysis.

nimeoa single mother…

Sasa wanaume wote wajue ama? Hio si ndio umbea ya ploti ama kasheshe ama porojo.

:D:D
Mulika hiyo ghasia.

Ni kabuda alikuta rose petals zimemwagwa chini na waweru kisha akiunuliwa movie style to the bed chamber?

Labda hivyo ndio Mr. Meria Mata hukuta rose petals pale ofisi ya mwarabu. Kisha anarushwa huko juu kwa karai ya tipper miguu kumi na nne and the rest like they say, is history… tafakari hayo.

Joho is a moslem. And there is something about moslem compassion one needs to experience first hand to appreciate.

Well, there are many many many other Muslims in Mombasa in extreme situations, some asking for clean water in this extreme drought, others asking for security, others drug rehab and jobs so they don’t revert back to drugs etc etc…

but unataka kutuambia… kutujulisha ya kwamba that his COMPASSIONATE heart ilichagua huyu mmoja wa TZ pretty boy, pretty lips… hehehe. Out of the goodness of his heart…

Hio spin imekataa buda boss. Kuja na ingine. Try again another day.

On TV recently there were Mombasa women and children on TV crying while holding mitungis. Very desperate people, because the good samaritan whose lorry provides water to the villagers ilikuwa imeshikwa na askari because the driver couldn’t part with kitu kidogo.

Joho’s compassionate heart si angeguzwa. Ama haonagi TV? Mnapenda jokes sana.

Huyu Dimpoz sijui Dimples, huyo ni sweet heart bana. Ndio maana anapelekwa Germany na South Africa.

The same way Baba takes his dearest daughter to S.A and Germany.

If Dimples wasn’t a sweet heart angekuwa Coast General saa hii saying how he was taken there but abandoned by the governor.

gay

Niwapi nawespata axe ya stainless steel ama Tomahawk

Unataka non-carcinogenic sio? 1.3 millions only, bei ya tender.

I need two. One for jakipash one for Patco
Hizi noogle zimeniamulia reo