Nabbed, Cornered - Kushikwa peupe!

Nice hekaya but you’ve totally killed Osungu.dll. Are you sure you are a dentist?

kwani you dont even save your wifes sms messages, juu ingekushow the previous messages ni za bibi, alafu tena anakuomba pesa?

Piece of advice. Neffa efa save your mpangos by real names. Keep changing the names for better.

Lakini kuna kaujinga umetubeba. Wch number did you send credit to? Don’t you know your wife’s number off head bearings in mind how you sambaza credit?

Wekea elders summary

The highlighted sentences are perfectly used in context…Point out the grammatical error…this world is a big school.

Two right feet…the correct idiom for a person who is poor at dancing is two left feet.
Nerve up does not exist

MkuMbwa maliza hekaya

ww hujawahi leta hekaya ni kusumbua tu english police. gerrahia schupit cunt.

And who the ferk are you? Never heard of you anywhere.
Motherferking piece of filthy garbage.

Sketch ya Asha ama thermal image ukitukanwa na wifey

Hekaya iko sawa lakini pahali umepotesa mimi omwami. Ata ungepea sisi preamble vile khupipi alipata 411 eti unakula kunguru. So many gaps. Hope part 2 will answer this

unatwerk aje Kwa Odi dance ?

While you’re filling the gaps of the story mimi nataka kujua shida yako na wakisii. These are my peoples.

Msito wakisii walikukosea wapi

Ulifikiria sitakushika? Mjinga hii…Malaya msenge wewe…utanitambua leo!
:D:D:D:D:D…

So tuseme kijiji mzima iko kilimani mums?

Red flag to wife- you receive a text or call and then proceed to answer it outside.

:D:D:D

Malizia. … hope wife si mtu wa Nyeri

Blushing Africans between stinking Africans in the Safari Park Hotel. Kweli hekaya ni hekaya…:D:D:D

malisia hekaya kaka…