Nairobi girls/woman

[Born_Tao]

@4star

Hujawahi kutana na wa ushago ana kamisi, biker na pant…na kila moja ukitoa ni vita

soma jina langu apo juu

[Use_Less]

@4star

Hujawahi kutana na wa ushago ana kamisi, biker na pant…na kila moja ukitoa ni vita

Kuna siku nilipata mmoja from kirinyaga - alikuwa na skirt, kamisi, trouser, shorts, biker na pantie. Kutoa moja ilichukua vita ya 30 minutes, alafu mwisho mwisho nilipomaliza kutoa the last one after 4 hours, akaanza kunyesha! Sema wasted effort!

[Adeudeu]

This is impressive man. Did you copy-paste from somewhere?

[gashwin]

Hakuna mwenye aliona hii wakati niliona: before UHURUTO ikuwe brand?

[Adeudeu]

@gashwin

Hakuna mwenye aliona hii wakati niliona: before UHURUTO ikuwe brand?

Sasa andika in layman’s lingo

[gashwin]

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@Adeudeu

Sasa andika in layman’s lingo

He he. Kwani nimeandika na? I only said the post is as old as blogging in Kenya

[system]

@Born Tao

you will find her face with many rivets, screws and bolts

:D:D:D:D:D Kwani ni gari? :D:D

[Born_Tao]

@Use Less

Kuna siku nilipata mmoja from kirinyaga - alikuwa na skirt, kamisi, trouser, shorts, biker na pantie. Kutoa moja ilichukua vita ya 30 minutes, alafu mwisho mwisho nilipomaliza kutoa the last one after 4 hours, akaanza kunyesha! Sema wasted effort!

Iyo kitu ungetwanga jinsi ilvyo. hujawai tembea kwa mvua?

[system]

Mwanaume ni kukula slices na kuenda, articles wachia Nyanchwani aweke kwa gaset

[Okwonkwo]

wuehh. my Nairobi woman is the opposite of the description given above.

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Thagichu

Lost jobs when the petticoat factory closed.

And the panty industry is fast heading that route…Thanks to commando manenos!

[screwplus]

@Born Tao

She is not like the humble Wanjirus I was used to back in Makuyu-Murang’a.
The Nairobi woman loves pain, she loves to be pricked, you will find her face with many rivets, screws and bolts that she calls earrings, nose rings, eyebrow rings, tongue rings, lip rings etc and she complains of violence against women while she violates herself.
The Nairobi woman earns a salary of 10k yet she stays in a bungalow worth 40k… u wonder how she raises the rent.
She will always have flu yet she has no idea that KenKnit still makes sweaters that can keep her warm.
Well, she made the petticoat extinct and now she is working on eliminating the bra and she will complain that men are ogling at her breasts…though she is as broke as a church mouse , you will ALWAYS find her at Java…
Where I come from, ‘going out’ means going to the toilet at night but to the Nairobi woman it is galloping from one club to the other with her gang of confused girls… this woman shocks me.
Other women would be proud to share their bed with a child but this woman has a brood of ugly teddy bears named after her exes that she tells stories of her escapades …’you see Johny, today this jamaa angaliad me and I angaliad him so we angaliad each other’… I be like WTF!!!
Now picture this. She cares about her artificial hair more than she cares about her head… she would rather suffocate herself with a polythene bag than see water drop on the ugly stinking weave. When she goes to sleep, the stocking on her head makes mosquitoes think it is Halloween. Heck, they don’t even need the Doom advert to feel scared.
This woman would tell you she is ‘watching her weight’ when she is watching the plate full of chips and half chicken that she is gallantly gobbling down her throat at KFC … The Nairobi woman would rather quench her thirst with Smirnoff than cold water…
And she does not feel hungry either, she gets a craving. This craving at times makes her think ice cream is a meal!
You may think she loves rings but try to put a wedding ring on her finger and her gang of girls will make her disappear without a trace…

Umesahau discailemer ya this doesn’t apply to eastlando bishes[ATTACH]106112[/ATTACH] but umegusa ukweli.Plus umesahau relationship yao na instagram,P2 na mse wa boda
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[Born_Tao]

@Okwonkwo

wuehh. my Nairobi woman is the opposite of the description given above.

leta hekaya ya description

[Okwonkwo]

@inzhener otmetka

And the panty industry is fast heading that route…Thanks to commando manenos!

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[Born_Tao]

@screwplus

Umesahau discailemer ya this doesn’t apply to eastlando bishes[ATTACH]106112[/ATTACH] but umegusa ukweli.Plus umesahau relationship yao na instagram,P2 na mse wa boda
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That description well suites the eastlando bishes except for the part wanacraving ya ice cream

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@Born Tao

That description well suites the eastlando bishes except for the part wanacraving ya ice cream

na rent ya 40k …hawa ni wa ma Sq n bed sitter manenos

[system]

@inzhener otmetka

And the panty industry is fast heading that route…Thanks to commando manenos!

this is why commando rules

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[system]

@screwplus

na rent ya 40k …hawa ni wa ma Sq n bed sitter manenos

bedsitter ya 40k utapata wapi?

[screwplus]

@Deorro

bedsitter ya 40k utapata wapi?

Bruh si sesemi kunayo but vile hakuna way hata kungekuwa iko dame wa eastlando hawezi lipa rent imepita 15k.5k ni palace kwake room ni ma suitcase na ma ngua ka soo za mtush unadhani anauzanga.My younging days nilijua different levels of bitches and siwezi wakata ni kama juicy j alidai these hoes are for everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=269S4WgPWOw

[system]

@screwplus

Bruh si sesemi kunayo but vile hakuna way hata kungekuwa iko dame wa eastlando hawezi lipa rent imepita 15k.5k ni palace kwake room ni ma suitcase na ma ngua ka soo za mtush unadhani anauzanga.My younging days nilijua different levels of bitches and siwezi wakata ni kama juicy j alidai these hoes are for everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=269S4WgPWOw

wewe you don’t live in reality