Nanyuki to Nakuru and back

[imei2012]

@Mkufuu

Hii story ya kusema ulipeleka quail kula chicken lacks crucial details…kwani haukula quail?..Basi weka detail…

@Mkufuu refer to the answer i gave @Kush

[Wakanyama]

@Web Dev

I also eat Matumbo Mbuzi at Ronalo in town, costs around 500. Dont know if in nax the quality and ambiance is the same.

ati matumbo na ugali 500?mimi sio fala

[Purr_27]

@Wakanyama

ati matumbo na ugali 500?mimi sio fala

Ronalo food iko expe n abit overrated

[nairobilay]

@Purr_27

Kumbe wewe ni newbie …so wen some us talk , kindly bow down

And the way i have worked so hard to become an elder so I can be your peer and date the likes of you and @Unicorn ?..

[Web_Dev]

@Wakanyama

ati matumbo na ugali 500?mimi sio fala

Not once boss, tembea uone.

[Niititini]

Next time u visit Naxvegas ask for a place to sleep in advance. Hapana pereka quaro huko tena. Kindly inquire if ako na tumathundo… (kutokana na tu dudu twingine hupatikana kwa malazi)

[Dunya]

For those who love matumbo aka tripe just know it has no nutritional value. Ni kujaza tumbo tu

[Shyguy]

@gashwin

that story…you get a D for overall effort…has no spice or a twist in the tale…

no twist in the “tail” more like;)

[Wakanyama]

@Web Dev

Not once boss, tembea uone.

kuja kwangu nikupatie tumbo mzima ya mbuzi

[Web_Dev]

@Wakanyama

kuja kwangu nikupatie tumbo mzima ya mbuzi

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qtra5Ut91r3zypyo1_500.jpg

[gashwin]

@Shyguy

no twist in the “tail” more like;)

i know… actually borrowed the play on words from Archer, Jeffrey (British Author, former MP and jailbird)

[kush_yule_mnono]

@ol monk

Wacha ujinga bana nani klost alikuwa na avatar

Haha mujamaa kuja polepole

[Electronics4u]

Nice hekaya

[Meria_Mata]

mbisha ni muhimu mboss, ata kama niya mvua ama shortcut ya solio ranch

[Wakanyama]

@Electronics4u

Nice hekaya

tunaulizana nini na wewe?

[Fala_12]

@imei2012

So the weekend being a long weekend imei decided to travel to nakuru to meet up with a long time friend( read a quail rem imei is still single in 2015 after @ pur_27 refused my offer of 50cows 30goats and 20sheep for a hand in marriage) the quail was to travel from eldoret and we decided nakuru to be the rendevous.
So on sato at around 1300hrs i have lunch at springfield hotel in nanyuki my meal consists of my favourite ugali matumbo with alot of kachumbari after that i head to my fav joint in tao dreams pub i order quarter richot na coke i drown it and wash it down with a tusker and head to the stage, the mats are charging 450 ksh i pay and take my seat. We head out at around 1530hrs. Its long since i went to naks via nyahururu i soon discover that there is a short cut via solio ranch immediately after naromoru( the last time went upto nyeri) i cant help but wonder how this ranch is big and i cant understand who owns it considering how expansive it is. Anyway the road from mweiga milk plant to nyahururu is very nce and smooth on fikaing nyahururu its raining cats and dogs thank God i had carried a pullover. From nyahururu the road is pathetic but with great scenery is great i sleep but am woken up by a phone call from the quail informing me she has fikad kuangalia inje nimefika bahati i tell the quail to find a cafe and grab supper while i head to town. Toa jam ni kibao but i remain patient till i shuka stage time 1850hrs. Am not well acquainted with this town so i head to the nearest mpesa to make a withdrawal while at it i ask the lady where i can find clean affordable rooms, she hesitates but finally tell me to try golden springs hotel adjacent to k rep bank. I hook up with the quail who is having a cup of coffee at ikraam cafe. We head out to golden springs hotel and sure enough the rooms are clean and pocket friendly we pay take a shower and head out to find a place to watch my favourite gunners.
Just adjacent hotel there is a bar i quite didnt catch its name its full of revellers and loud music the air is full of cigarettes and hookers are all over and some on the counter are openly making passes at me. I tell my quail this not our place and we go back to the hotel luckily they have a restaurant where we order supper and catch a game ikiwa 11mins.
I love how the boyz are playing and i find pleasure before the pleasure.As girould is winding up the aston villa rout i notice my mrs yawning and i tell her we head to the room.
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I wouldnt recommend a lister sleeping at this hotel since the adjacent bar plays loud music till wee morning hours.
we wake up at 9 shower and head out. Just before we part i remember there is a joint next to uchumi that sell pan fried chicken we head there eat and head to the stage byee off to eldoret she goes and back to nanyuki i go.
I sleep all the way while wondering about the recent outbreak of cholera in nanyuki praying that i and the qual dont becpme a statistic

That was my weekend brothers

being the kukuyu you are why dont you settle down with the 50cows 30goats and 20sheep that Purr refused and end your singleness problem

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[IsMundu]

@Dunya

For those who love matumbo aka tripe just know it has no nutritional value. Ni kujaza tumbo tu

Acha ufala. Tripe is very nutritious and has been consumed for generations; practically throughout the world.

[Ice_Cube]

@imei2012 mbona huwa huweki mbisha boss

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