Nduthi and attitude adjustment

Makonika · May 4, 2019, 8:02am

Mi ukikuja apa nakuua bila second thought.
Na engine yako natuma Mbita iwekwe kwa boat ya omena.
Ghasia.

Motokubwa · May 4, 2019, 8:10am

lest you forget, Mimi ni 130kgs of pure muscles na bado ni retired special forces commando

kush_yule_mnono · May 4, 2019, 8:33am

Mujamaa what in god’s name are you trying to say? Chang’aa haijaisha kwa kishwa

Motokubwa · May 4, 2019, 8:36am

kimono,watch your tongue, I can finish you

Ken_Sarro · May 4, 2019, 8:52am

Ile u commando unajua ni ya kutembea bila ngotha as per the Mungiki sect.

Ken_Sarro · May 4, 2019, 8:53am

Hii story ya mbita was one of the reasons for the escalated motorbike theft in the the past years. Wasee wanajua wakiwai pikipiki there is a ready market. Sikuhizi ziko all over no one will dare touch em with a ten foot pole.

Makonika · May 4, 2019, 9:39am

So I’ll make sure not to throw you in the lake ndio fish zisidedi juu ya oil spill.
Diep.

kush_yule_mnono · May 4, 2019, 9:41am

Mimi swes tishwa na mujamaa wa KUNYI BATTALION, khasia

Lecturer · May 4, 2019, 11:16am

Yaani @Makonika unataka kusema nikikuletea Jangili 100cc yangu hutatengeneza?Sorry I meant Jinchen yangu 100cc?

ChifuMbitika · May 4, 2019, 11:20am

Niaje @Introvert ?

Makonika · May 4, 2019, 1:38pm

Sitambui huyo nyang’au Chief.

Makonika · May 4, 2019, 1:40pm

Nitakurushia hiyo baiskeli.

ChifuMbitika · May 4, 2019, 1:45pm

:D:D:D

system · May 5, 2019, 8:35pm

Makonika:

Before I became racist, when there was a point to be proven, a stain to be left, a bark to be heard, etc., a certain Mzungu gentleman, mad about his home football team and in an interracial marriage, brought me a bike.
In hindsight, a puny bike. Shait.

Three steps away from a shaving machine.
To be honest, if he showed up right now with the same bike at my gate I’d let Omosh and Co. loose on his pale ass for disrespecting a Jaruo’s rules of engagement on engine displacement , but from that job I learnt a thing or two from the bike and from the nature of paying customers who think they’re God’s gift to your miserable brown collar mechanic’s life.
See, this guy showed up with his Kenyan wife :D:D, and as the keys were being handed to me, she ripped out the insurance certificate, ostensibly to keep the bald one from taking joy rides (why would I ride this thing anyway?), then she rechecked fuel levels to make sure I’m careful about stealing petrol from their 9 litre tank :D:D:D (just for effect, mine carries 30).
Yani, I was getting flak from a fellow nyeuthi.
But I bit my tongue, and did my work.
Disclaimer: The football decals were imposed on me.

Before
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During
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There are those who will ask to see your tool box first, then sit and watch every move your hand makes, lest you damage their prized Indian contraption.
Truth be told, since then I’ve taken on some projects I shouldn’t have…why, 3 years ago I had a troublesome someone show up with cops at my gate only to find three other cop bikes…but isorait.
I still won’t release a bike that’ll spoil my name.
Plus, Omosh has since learnt not to admit some types.

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Truth is, sometimes the mechanic knows better, drives badder and actually understands what he’s doing.
Kama ungejua ungefanya DIY hapo kwako….na Google.
If you value what you’re driving or riding, get a good mechanic.

cc. @Nakamura .

So you look like a thief

montecarlo · May 5, 2019, 8:50pm

Makonika:

Before I became racist, when there was a point to be proven, a stain to be left, a bark to be heard, etc., a certain Mzungu gentleman, mad about his home football team and in an interracial marriage, brought me a bike.
In hindsight, a puny bike. Shait.

Three steps away from a shaving machine.
To be honest, if he showed up right now with the same bike at my gate I’d let Omosh and Co. loose on his pale ass for disrespecting a Jaruo’s rules of engagement on engine displacement , but from that job I learnt a thing or two from the bike and from the nature of paying customers who think they’re God’s gift to your miserable brown collar mechanic’s life.
See, this guy showed up with his Kenyan wife :D:D, and as the keys were being handed to me, she ripped out the insurance certificate, ostensibly to keep the bald one from taking joy rides (why would I ride this thing anyway?), then she rechecked fuel levels to make sure I’m careful about stealing petrol from their 9 litre tank :D:D:D (just for effect, mine carries 30).
Yani, I was getting flak from a fellow nyeuthi.
But I bit my tongue, and did my work.
Disclaimer: The football decals were imposed on me.

Before
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During
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After[ATTACH=full]236263[/ATTACH]

There are those who will ask to see your tool box first, then sit and watch every move your hand makes, lest you damage their prized Indian contraption.
Truth be told, since then I’ve taken on some projects I shouldn’t have…why, 3 years ago I had a troublesome someone show up with cops at my gate only to find three other cop bikes…but isorait.
I still won’t release a bike that’ll spoil my name.
Plus, Omosh has since learnt not to admit some types.

[ATTACH=full]236264[/ATTACH]
Truth is, sometimes the mechanic knows better, drives badder and actually understands what he’s doing.
Kama ungejua ungefanya DIY hapo kwako….na Google.
If you value what you’re driving or riding, get a good mechanic.

cc. @Nakamura .

Hii yooooote juu ya…anayways jakipash even in employment working with Africans where management is white ni ngumu especially my fellow Kenyans! Wacha tu! Homeguard mentality to the core and it’s with all tribes. Iza! Even black Americans mistreat Africans from Africa