Never felt so embarrased

[Afro]

:eek::D:D:D:DNimecheka hadi nikapata balancing tears

[Afro]

I’m gon send it to a married friend at night and caption it ‘prayer to start your day’ ndio aifungue morning kama bado ako kitandani na wife, just after kuzima alarm…

[mr.motor_addict]

@pseudonym

:p:D:D
How was last night’s function my dear?
Did you end it with a bang? :rolleyes:

unfortunately for me am yet to slay the queens…i couldn’t do such injustice to the face i 've attached to your pseudonym in my heads:(

[mr.motor_addict]

@Afro

I’m gon send it to a married friend at night and caption it ‘prayer to start your day’ ndio aifungue morning kama bado ako kitandani na wife, just after kuzima alarm…

gaaaaaaaaay

[Some_Say]

@pseudonym

shait… that volume is set on high. I opened up the same damn clip nikiwa stanchart kwa queue once.:D:D:D

heeeey…atleast my stuff is not loud.

which stuff so that we can be on the same page

[The.Black.Templar]

@spear

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

This is why I don’t download videos in public.

mimi huwa nadownload, lakini nitacheza jioni nikifika home

[system]

hii video niliwahi tumia nikiwa na waheshimiwa. had to apologise then looks for an excuse to leave. aibu tele

[conoiseur]

Shait! The same applies if you open it in an office na labda sitting ni ile open plan. Balaa nakwambia

[chebukatineza]

There was a time my whatsapp, telegram and facebook apps were x-rated…i could login to none while in a public place…nikaona ni slavery nkajitoa hizo groups na kudelete all downloaded media pamoja na telegram app

[Okwonkwo]

@pseudonym

shait… that volume is set on high. I opened up the same damn clip nikiwa stanchart kwa queue once.:D:D:D

heeeey…atleast my stuff is not loud.

Leta hekaya.

[Touchlyrics]

Talkers are very slow indeed.

Any video ranging between 9 seconds to 15 seconds whatsapp nainoneanga mbali sana.

Na ziko mooooob!!!

[Kirwa]

:D:D:D Unastuka unaongeza volume

[uwesmake]

:D:D:D:D

[fayahmoto]

Before playing any clip just plug earphones ata kama huzitumii

[1776]

Nyinyi mlipata nice ones. I got one of a goal watu kwa stadium wakicheer.
However there was no sound so I increased it thinking it was low coz the caption said “the commentary +a laughing face”. I thought I might as well listen.

Sauti ya ngono nayo… Nonsense!

[Tarantinoh]

:D:D:D:D. Funny pole Kwa yaliyokupata.

[Rlakanau]

Hahahaha you must the guy who had to make a PowerPoint presentation in a room full if executives and yiur autocomplete suggestions in your address bar far.kd up your day. You started typing something only for a never ending drop-down belt of suggestions starting with… sijui oiled asses… Cant remember the character but nilicheka sana…

This must’ve been in klist or early ktalk. Still very funny to date:D:D

@byro

06:45A.M, niko kwa matatu, haina music so watu wametulia reminiscing, others groggy from night sleep, only one guy is complaining about morning jam. Mr. byro ametulia akakumbuka kenyatalk, so remove his phone but before niingie, nikaona wacha nione some whattAp texts zimeingia.
Reply some, text all my ladies a group morning text then nikaangalia jamaa amenitumia a clip. Tap the clip, FUACK. FUAAAACK…jamaa wameniangalia wote, nikapanick, nikashindwa huwa inazimwa aje. nikajaribu kutafta mdomo wa simu, kuiweka kwa mfuko but bado inapiga kelele,4 seconds zikakaa mwaka. Then finally i managed kufunga damn clip.

watu wanashake vichwa wengine nyuma murmurs, i felt i should just vanish. Conductor wa mombasa vile wamezoea kuongea after every episode akaanza, daah, kwa raha zako sio? Ata na asubuhi wadai ngoma?

[Baby_Panay]

My phone’s volume is always zero.