Nope, the probability of getting caught in the act adds to the excitement.
Kamua but usikamulie kwako. lakini chunga huspand anaweza kuwa anamchunguza waiting for the day
Moyo upe haki yake… Aka furahi… Aisee utapata kuishi bila ulcer’s etc
Si ununue Ng’ombe ukamuange maziwa
Niko na kondoo ya iyo kazi
Just kamua na ulete hekaya. Kwanza you woke up 5am to write this hekaya
Washa tu nijiangaririe
Nani ako na charger ya pin ndogo?
best advice kamua lakini si kwa keja yako
There’s nothing as sweet as dying in your line of duty, go ahead man
There are two things that are likely to happen.
- Tafuta Njoka wa Maendeleo Ya Wanaume juu naona huna haja na transformer yako… My brother utapata “ManyeeCTOMY” very soon. Tutakuona katika inoro Tv katika ile section ya KUMA KUNDU NA KUNDU.
- If you lucky to salvage your transformer pigia watu simu nyumbani you book your 6X6 spot yenye ni safe yenye haina landslide since after few year we will discover you were burried without any internal organ
Hold your fire!! Hold your fire! Stand down… Repeat, do not shoot!
Kamua
Stop playing with home teams ma fren…ile siku utaleta msichana kwa keja utaanikwa live. Then never ever get too cozy with someone’s wife and let the huzzie know…women are evil creatures, ataenda kuambia huyo huzzie yake sa ile wamekosana ati unamnyanduanga ndio amfeelishe…iyo siku atakuja na panga kwako my fren…
Kama ni kudinyana…mlete town na msikuje kama mko pamoja…book room…na umshow…then mnapatana kwa room incognito…mkimaliza sinning…kila mtu anajua kwao till the next derby.
Otherwise u are playing along Kirinyege DGVNs script
You will get your face burst open. Already the husband knows she passes by. Every so often , he will check her movements. You may fool him, but not for long.
Ntaokoka sasa walai
mimi kitu nime-learn ni ati unaishi porini ama kibera (but Kibera huwezi kamua dem njiani)
Get it while it’s still hot