Next door neighbour

Nope, the probability of getting caught in the act adds to the excitement.

Kamua but usikamulie kwako. lakini chunga huspand anaweza kuwa anamchunguza waiting for the day

Moyo upe haki yake… Aka furahi… Aisee utapata kuishi bila ulcer’s etc

Si ununue Ng’ombe ukamuange maziwa

Niko na kondoo ya iyo kazi

Just kamua na ulete hekaya. Kwanza you woke up 5am to write this hekaya

Washa tu nijiangaririe

Nani ako na charger ya pin ndogo?

best advice kamua lakini si kwa keja yako

There’s nothing as sweet as dying in your line of duty, go ahead man

There are two things that are likely to happen.

  1. Tafuta Njoka wa Maendeleo Ya Wanaume juu naona huna haja na transformer yako… My brother utapata “ManyeeCTOMY” very soon. Tutakuona katika inoro Tv katika ile section ya KUMA KUNDU NA KUNDU.
  2. If you lucky to salvage your transformer pigia watu simu nyumbani you book your 6X6 spot yenye ni safe yenye haina landslide since after few year we will discover you were burried without any internal organ

Hold your fire!! Hold your fire! Stand down… Repeat, do not shoot!

Kamua

Stop playing with home teams ma fren…ile siku utaleta msichana kwa keja utaanikwa live. Then never ever get too cozy with someone’s wife and let the huzzie know…women are evil creatures, ataenda kuambia huyo huzzie yake sa ile wamekosana ati unamnyanduanga ndio amfeelishe…iyo siku atakuja na panga kwako my fren…
Kama ni kudinyana…mlete town na msikuje kama mko pamoja…book room…na umshow…then mnapatana kwa room incognito…mkimaliza sinning…kila mtu anajua kwao till the next derby.
Otherwise u are playing along Kirinyege DGVNs script

@The_Architect ukiendelea hivyo kitu utachora ni 7 pekee ukimolestiwa na jeshi ya Kongowea

You will get your face burst open. Already the husband knows she passes by. Every so often , he will check her movements. You may fool him, but not for long.

Ntaokoka sasa walai

mimi kitu nime-learn ni ati unaishi porini ama kibera (but Kibera huwezi kamua dem njiani)

Get it while it’s still hot