Ni vyema ukayajua haya kabla ya kuingia kwenye ndoa.

[moto_ya_mbongo]

@mtongwe

@mtoto wa bongo wewe ni mchanganuzi wa mambo ya mapenzi?

@mtongwe ndiyo mie ni mchambuzi wa malavi davi naitwa @moto ya mbongo sio mtoto wa bongo

[123tokambio]

@Polmos

Pembetatu = Three horns

Wacha kutubeba maembe.

Pembetatu=Triangle

[WuTang]

@gikuyu

Bana!!most kenyans suffer from low self esteem.How is that you can’t understand Swahili yet you learnt the same from lower school to high school?!not to mention we did the story books?In my year we did waziri wa sijui Butangi or something!!!our friends and families converse in the same language!!!its disgusting to see a grown up African or kenyan for that matter talking smack about Swahili!!!it tells so much about your character,that your ass is fake as they come!!!i mean jomo kenyatta spentt almost 15 years in England and still would converse in gikuyu and call fools “kumanyoko”!

It’s cliche really for some guys to keep on claiming they can’t understand Swa posts.

[Polmos]

@123tokambio

Pembetatu=Triangle

Hii ndio inaitwa kitate.

[dwayne_techx]

well said and let the best couple last till eternity

[big_man]

@Polmos

Pembetatu = Three horns

Triangle

[Kenjatta]

@mtongwe

@mtoto wa bongo wewe ni mchanganuzi wa maswala ya kimapenzi?

:)

[system]

Punyeto yaharibu mwili kivipi kakangu ? @moto ya mbongo
Hapa ktalk, wengi ni ‘wapenzi watazamaji’ , inabidi raha wajipe wenyewe.

[Eng_iti]

@gikuyu

Bana!!most kenyans suffer from low self esteem.How is it that you can’t understand Swahili yet you learnt the same from lower school to high school?!not to mention we did the story books?In my year we did waziri wa sijui Butangi or something!!!our friends and families converse in the same language!!!its disgusting to see a grown up African or kenyan for that matter talking smack about Swahili!!!it tells so much about your character,that your ass is fake as they come!!!i mean jomo kenyatta spentt almost 15 years in England and still would converse in gikuyu and call fools “kumanyoko”!

Lakini io story ya Waziri wa butangi umetupima mafi lakini AiSuru

[4makind]

@moto ya mbongo

NIMEWASIKIA NA NIMEJARIBU @Purple
IT’S BETTER TO KNOW THESE BEFORE TAKING A WEDDING VOW:

1. Wedding ceremony is only one day, and Marriage is for all life.
2. Men / women cheating before sex, they will continue to spin even after marriage.
3. Gentleness and silence are not an indicator of good behavior.
4. If you want something that has never been experienced by anyone, you must do something that has never been done by anyone.
5. When God wants to bless you, he bring a person, and when satan wants to destroy you he will bring a person.
6. Better to live yourself than to marry or to marry someone who is not right.
7. Three types of men avoided:
   (a) The drunkards
   (b) Fornicators
   (c) Those fighting with their partners
8. Five types of women to avoid;
   (a) The drunkards
   (b) Fornicators
   (c) Witches
   (d) Those fighting with their partners
   (e) Those who doesn’t obey
9. Marrying with a comedian will not make your marriage a happy one.
10. Three words that build peace in marriage:
    (a) I love you.
    (b) Sorry.
    (c) thank you.
11. Masturbation for a male and even female is to destroy their own bodies.
12. Getting married before being friends is like a car without oil. You can not get anywhere.
13. Successful Marriage is all three times:
    (a) One God
    (b)One husband
    (c)One wife.
14. Eternal happiness depends on your mate’s choice into Marriage.
15. Do not get married with money or property. Marry / Oops with someone. Money / Property is dissolved but the dignity lasts forever.
16. Broken love is better than a marital and unhappy marriage.
17. Do not put your focus on a woman’s appearance. There’s no bad woman, but she needs to be enriched.
18. Love is not blind. Blind is to marry or to marry a man / woman just because he satisfies your sexual need.
19. Being a good friend, you will attract good friends. Similarly with bad friends (Bad company corrupt good character)
20. The nature of caring hands is a caring heart.
21. Avoid a bad marriage before it starts …

Thanks, though hii ni wewe ama Google translate?

[4makind]

@pseudonym

Punyeto yaharibu mwili kivipi kakangu ? @moto ya mbongo
Hapa ktalk, wengi ni ‘wapenzi watazamaji’ , inabidi raha wajipe wenyewe.

:D:D:D
Zoning manenos.

[Greedy_Genius]

@poyoloko

very good advise there.i understood and all of you are cunts for not understanding our national language…pthooo! maringo za peni mbili

Sio maringo. We do not speak English or swahili, ours is hybrid language incorporating several ethnic words and others which have been made up. E.g tenje = radio while to others its a cellphone. So it depends on the context.

[x-trail]

@moto ya mbongo

Wazinzi ni Fornicators (men /women having many sexual partners)

Kwa hivyo uwes ni mzinzi

[gikuyu]

@Eng'iti

Lakini io story ya Waziri wa butangi umetupima mafi lakini AiSuru

Haha…sikumbuki jina ya hio set book

[sodamadiaba]

@moto ya mbongo

NIMEWASIKIA NA NIMEJARIBU @Purple
IT’S BETTER TO KNOW THESE BEFORE TAKING A WEDDING VOW:

1. Wedding ceremony is only one day, and Marriage is for all life.
2. Men / women cheating before sex, they will continue to spin even after marriage.
3. Gentleness and silence are not an indicator of good behavior.
4. If you want something that has never been experienced by anyone, you must do something that has never been done by anyone.
5. When God wants to bless you, he bring a person, and when satan wants to destroy you he will bring a person.
6. Better to live yourself than to marry or to marry someone who is not right.
7. Three types of men avoided:
   (a) The drunkards
   (b) Fornicators
   (c) Those fighting with their partners
8. Five types of women to avoid;
   (a) The drunkards
   (b) Fornicators
   (c) Witches
   (d) Those fighting with their partners
   (e) Those who doesn’t obey
9. Marrying with a comedian will not make your marriage a happy one.
10. Three words that build peace in marriage:
    (a) I love you.
    (b) Sorry.
    (c) thank you.
11. Masturbation for a male and even female is to destroy their own bodies.
12. Getting married before being friends is like a car without oil. You can not get anywhere.
13. Successful Marriage is all three times:
    (a) One God
    (b)One husband
    (c)One wife.
14. Eternal happiness depends on your mate’s choice into Marriage.
15. Do not get married with money or property. Marry / Oops with someone. Money / Property is dissolved but the dignity lasts forever.
16. Broken love is better than a marital and unhappy marriage.
17. Do not put your focus on a woman’s appearance. There’s no bad woman, but she needs to be enriched.
18. Love is not blind. Blind is to marry or to marry a man / woman just because he satisfies your sexual need.
19. Being a good friend, you will attract good friends. Similarly with bad friends (Bad company corrupt good character)
20. The nature of caring hands is a caring heart.
21. Avoid a bad marriage before it starts …

Eeii, wacha tupambane na ile uliandika swahili. Hii tafsiri ni bonoko deh.

[uRukairu]

@123tokambio

Pembetatu=Triangle

:D:D:D:D:D

[chriskiil]

but for real conc swahili is hard,mimi ujiita mswahili but sidhani yangu ni kiswahili,mqybe a mixture of kibantu,mandarin na kiwakanda.cant tell for real what it is

[Eng_iti]

@gikuyu

Haha…sikumbuki jina ya hio set book

mayai waziri wa maradhi and other stories.
Afu io iko na story za butangi ni Kifo kisimani,.

[Mwifwa]

@Polmos

Woi.Kiswahili kifukuzwe.

Subiri ujifunze kiswahili mkuu

[Polmos]

@Mwifwa

Subiri ujifunze kiswahili mkuu