Poa sana. Old school values…
Mathaais said it all. 
Trust me bro…you can’t learn how to catch fish from listening to advice from fish…if you know what I mean.
Halafu bado ukaenda two rivers kusafisha mecho na toilet paper.
Kuna mwingine nilikatia kwa mat. Kumbe alikuwa wa mchele. Nilisanywa nyumba. Na vile nilidhani nimeangukia. Pinning down the genuine ones takes some wisdom.
Siku hizi, ni salamu halafu vetting baadaye.
advice zingine hapa zingepeano kesho kutwa juu ni tbt…
sema old school!!
Exactly. Never follow advice ya madem ikikuja kwa kukatia madem
lol,nomare
kuna day nimerusha a random hi to a chick i was seated nxt to…akajibu, ku try ku bring up a friendly chat ana play ile card ya “sijiskii na story zako”. Nikasema kama mbaya mbaya. conda kunifikia nikalipa ferare ya watu mbili. Nanikachill. Ni yeye alianza hio friendly chat!!
Stealing a photo is just creepy!!! We used to do this back in high school.
:D:D
Zile enzi za simu za black n white kuna dem tulikaanisha kwa mat, dem alikua fine thank you to say the least.So I was just sitting there wondering nitaanza aje, few minutes before nifike my destination nikaambia dem afungue dirisha kuna joto sana, she did so na nikapata chance ya kumkagua uso(niskue candidate Wa kucover the face attack the base). My world she was so gorgeous, hapa nikajua I must act fast. After she opened the window I asked her whether anafeel joto kama mm or am I sick akaniambia she was too. After hapo we had a smooth conversion na akanipea number, sikua na credit(peasant manenos) so sikumflash so no. ilibaki kwa call log. kufika home my phone charge had died so kueka kwa charger na kuswitch on the call log memory was empty…fuckin phones
RULE 23: Getting advice about women from a woman is like asking Osama bin Laden to tell you the locations of all his terrorist camps.
Dont kill me for being open:
Dear Ladies…
Things you need to understand from men:
- Understand men love sex, love sex, and love sex. Denying your man
sex is like hitting self- destruction button for that relationship…he may
even leave you for your blood sister or even mother due to sex alone!!! - It is not about how deep a man can penetrate your pussy, but how
deep his love for you is, that is what matters most with men. - It is normal for men to sometimes cum too fast…way before you
have an orgasm. Don’t react like the world will end when he fails to give
you an orgasm. Sometimes it has to do with you being too hot to make him last long - Sometimes a man will last too long in you for no apparent reason….not because he wishes to give you multiple orgasms…but
because he is also trying to cum…but he cannot. - It is not so important after all how long he lasts in bed, but how long
will he sustain that relationship…some men’s relationships end faster
than a premature ejaculation….others lasts for a lifetime! - NEVER compare your dude with your EX…if your ex was so good then
why did you leave him?? - When the man is too good in bed, you can preach that to the whole
world…but when he is pathetic in bed…preach to him alone…he will
respect you more for that! - NEVER attack your man verbally in public… you are lovers not
politicians! - DO NOT assume every woman he looks at…he admires her…men
forget women they see on the streets faster than how smoke vanishes
in the air! - No matter how much you trust your man, or he trusts you…snooping
into his phone, social media accounts, spying on him etc constantly…
pisses men off than stepping on feces on his way to interview…give him
freedom and space to be faithful! - NEVER answer your man’s calls….unless it is an emergency and he
cannot pick it! - If your man has money and is willing to spend on you… appreciate
him. When he is broke…understand him too…don’t start dramas
because he is broke…he will respect you for that. - REMEMBER…your man came into your life to love you, NOT to bail
you out of poverty…he came to attend to your heart’s affairs, not
financial affairs…he came to be a lover/ husband NOT an ATM.
Na mimi hapa nilifikiria talkers wote huwa birrioneas, kumbe pia nyinyi hupanda matatu
damn!
Never believe all the shit that you read here.
to be on the safe side…initiate talks after utingo amechukua nauli na kurudisha balance!!!
Me I didn’t even talk to her just removed my phone na kuenda kwa dial contact and started typing 07… And made sure she saw me doin that n blv me she also removed her phone n typed her number …the rest is history ???