Niliskia fibaya lakini haisuru.

[Phylgee]

:D:D:D:D
Your enemies aren’t always that far… Ungebeba sahani yako tu uoshe mikono ukiiangalia…
Pole Lakini

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Ice_Cube

:D:D:D si ungerushwa mental ward papo hapo

Never saw a mental ward pale Lions Sight First Eye Hospital. Ama mimi ndo sijui?

[Ice_Cube]

@It's Le Scumbag

Never saw a mental ward pale Lions Sight First Eye Hospital. Ama mimi ndo sijui?

I realized after posting but too late. :D:D Umepeleka Tuk Tuk fumigation? wacha kusumbua scumpaka

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Ice_Cube

I realized after posting but too late. :D:D Umepeleka Tuk Tuk fumigation? wacha kusumbua scumpaka

Tuktuk iko chonjo mpaka na marashi ya Pemba na Zanzibar… Na sitasumbua tena mkumbwa [SIZE=1]n take care. Slip ups kama hizo make my day[/SIZE]

[Liberty]

:D:D:D:D

[Phylgee]

@Liberty

:D:D:D:D

Babe naona umejoin scumpaka:D
Nafeel poa:)

[Liberty]

@Phylgee

Babe naona umejoin scumpaka:D
Nafeel poa:)

Yess, for you anything hun. :D:D I like that drawing

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Phylgee

Babe naona umejoin scumpaka:D
Nafeel poa:)

Hapa niko so lost…but could be scumpaka ni code betwixt the two of you.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@It's Le Scumbag

Hapa niko so lost…but could be scumpaka ni code betwixt the two of you.

@Liberty

Yess, for you anything hun. :D:D I like that drawing

IT WAS A CODE!!! ISSASCUM!!!

[Liberty]

@It's Le Scumbag

Hapa niko so lost…but could be scumpaka ni code betwixt the two of you.

Uko slow, But adjust hiyo avatar yako kiasi at least uso uonekane vizuri.

[Phylgee]

@Liberty

Uko slow, But adjust hiyo avatar yako kiasi at least uso uonekane vizuri.

Uyu ni guteee… I even improved his na hakutumia.

[WuTang]

@Ice_Cube

Mimi nilikua kwa cafeteria ya Lions Eye hospital. Hiyo huwa na tu kittens tuna roam eating left overs. You place your order and wait for it to be cooked while seated. Takes some time. So I ordered chips masala plus chicken one piece. Ikakuja, I held the piece of chicken ikaanguka chini then the kittens grabbed it and released that low-key growl zikaichangamkia. Niliisahau hivyo tu.

Having pets where food is served haiwezi leta hygiene issues?

[Ice_Cube]

@WuTang

Having pets where food is served haiwezi leta hygiene issues?

not sure, but maybe

[captain_obvious]

:D:D:D Kwa mambo ya tumbo hakuna ungwana. Yaani nugu inatoa kinyambis kwa sink inakuja straight kushambulia drumsticks zako? Such people should be charged with attempted murder. Lakini you also let your guard down because you thought you were among civilized people :D:D
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/056/730/597.jpg

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Phylgee

Uyu ni guteee… I even improved his na hakutumia.

Ndigithia @Phylgee Hata hujacheki avatar na already ushadecide ni gutee…
Bullseye on ya back now…:D:D:D

[incognitus]

Haikosi huyo alikuwa kende mosi @Mundu Mulosi pole mdau. These mods ain’t loyal

[gashwin]

@captain obvious

Lakini you also let your guard down because you thought you were among civilized people :D:D

what in hell was he supposed to do? carry the drumsticks in the pocket au ale bila kunawa?:D:D:D:D:D

[gashwin]

@incognitus

Haikosi huyo alikuwa kende mosi @Mundu Mulosi pole mdau. These mods ain’t loyal

:D:D:D:D:D

[Bazuka]

O RLY? kama lunch niyakubuyiwa ungesho uyo cook aongeze drumsticks zingine saba.Uyu jamaa alipe

[shocks]

Lakini food matters huwa tricky, huwezi zusha direct but inakuchoma mbaya. Kuna time I was meeting a client hapo Dennis Pritt, we agreed we meet at 2.30pm. Hiyo asubuhi nilikuwa na site meeting ingine that ended at past noon, na since ofisi za architect zilikuwa around hiyo area ya Dennis Pritt, nikamshow twende nikamnunulie lunch, hawa watu lazima uwakatie kama tu dame ikiwa unataka akukumbule ki kazi. Got to the restaurant a few minutes to 2p.m coz. ya traffic, ule client wa 2.30pm ametuma text reminder ya meeting at 2.30pm. Itisha kuku choma na ma accompaniments. Kukuchoma imechelewa, inaingia past 2.20pm. I just grabbed one piece and left for the next meeting.
Kufika pale client is late, yaani nimewacha kuku kwa meza then uchelewe. Angekuwa mtu hanipatii kazi angekula a few choice words.