Nimekubali. Mimi ni Racist........Nitavote Uhuru 2017...........

[le_scumbag]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Having a scientific background, nimesema nifanye experiment.

Nikakata picha ya Babuon na Simba 1 kwa gazeti nikapandika kwa karatasi nyeupe. Nikachora zile boxes kama ya IEBC next to the two pichas. Nikajiconvince niko kwa booth 2017.

Nikachichocha Uhuru hapati ng’o! Ile corruption tumeona during his first time - jamaa aende nyumbani ama the Carribbean na huyo Ann wa Ikuru wake.

Nikajaribu kuweka X kwa box ya Babuon. Mkono haisongi. Nikang’ang’ana kama nafanya hand wrestling. Nikashika wrist na hii mkono ingine nisukume. Ng’o! Kalamu inaelekea kwa picha ya Uhuru.

Nikaanza kusweat na kubreath deeply. Ngai, this is harder than I thought. Lakini Uhuru lazima aende nyumbani. Niko karibu sasa…karibu sana na box ya Babuon, just one more inch, just one ferking inch!

My hand snaps back like an elastic band. Ng’o! And before I recovered, it automatically wekad an X next to Uhuru’s name! Yaani it became automous like it had its own brain!

Well, at least I tried.

But my meno brown, chokosh heritage just couldn’t allow.

Nimekubali, mimi ni racist, officially.

Guka,fanya hii ingine. Chora ya Whyguru alafu uandike ‘RESIGN/STEP ASIDE’
The draw two Yes/No boxes under it? See what what happens when you try to check the boxes…please come back with your results.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Purr_27

Ndi gachui . karibu na ndonyo :D.

Purity, no njetereire…

[Wakanyama]

@Fala 12

kwani ata manufacture votes??

maybe omena zita vote

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@le scumbag

Guka,fanya hii ingine. Chora ya Whyguru alafu uandike ‘RESIGN/STEP ASIDE’
The draw two Yes/No boxes under it? See what what happens when you try to check the boxes…please come back with your results.

Hiyo hata I dont need to do an experiment.

Ann ni Wa Ikuru. Lazima Sweetie ya Kijana aangalie maslahi yake yoooooooooooooooooote, hata funding ya 2017. Kwisha maneno.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Wakanyama

maybe omena zita vote

Wakameat wacha ukabila ya ujinga hapa. Baga!

[Wakanyama]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Purity, no njetereire…

aria nanie wega,kairitu gaka ni gasubcounty

[Wakanyama]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Wakameat wacha ukabila ya ujinga hapa. Baga!

omena ni kabila gani? nugu hii

[Mathaais]

Meanwhile Cord leaders have started their human sacrifices in earnest.
Last week Khalwale killed a woman in Turbo.
Today Junet Mohammed has killed three others still in the Rift Valley.
Jee kuna ni?

[le_scumbag]

@Wakanyama

omena ni kabila gani? nugu hii

Water Nilotes??

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Wakanyama rimwe urindakarie na ni uri rutunga…

[Jazzman]

@Purr_27

Ndi gashui.:D.

Clarified.

[Guru]

@FieldMarshal CouchP Today U took the blue pill but nowhere to flush it’s strength.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Guru, do you know I love in real life? There I’ve said it in public…

[Guru]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Guru, do you know I love in real life? There I’ve said it in public…

I know. But today u high on some sh*t. Or Mama mbùmbù shd be blamed?

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

He he he he he! Pengine ni hii warfarin nameza…