Nipate Internet! Feckin

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[nobert]

@Mzee mzima

Heneways, tusaidiane apa gurus. I have a Telkom modem. About 2 days ago I start getting your sim card could not be recognized error. I have tried using another Telkom modem and the error is still there. I have tried using another laptop and the problem persists. In such a situation what should Mzee Mzima do.? What should I try?

call customer care

[nobert]

Slow internet is ranked top of most annoying things, i think number 3 hapo. If your network is back just google that

[Nyamgondho]

@Mzee mzima

Mwisi usijali. Imagine just one small screw on the modem is the one which was making the sim become loose. One small fucking screw!! How was I supposed to know that that small screw fell off? How? How? Nimeichapa selotape ikarudi form. Moral of the story is you will find a solution

What are these figures of speech unatumia hapa?

Yoga classes ni figure of speech for college classes

then

Modem = whatsapp
Telkom= dem wako
Screw = double blue ticks
Internet = Reply to double blue ticks

Ulikuwa unajaribu kuongelesha dem kwa whatsapp akakulenga ukabadilisha number bado ukalengwa
Unaekewa tu blue ticks hapo unaumia roho “Drives you up the wall”
Finally amereply your texts and now you are “elated”
Kama si venye ulikuwa unamwona kwa darasa (taking yoga classes) ungekuwa umejiua

Question is … How is this a technology issue ata wewe mzee mjinga?