Nisaidieni na ngeli...Asande.

Bingi · February 23, 2018, 4:14pm

not worth the hassle, abort the mission…i repeat, abort the mission

tombayeye · February 24, 2018, 12:10am

imesemekana,hii lugha ipigwe marufuku kijijini.Are you 12 yeas old?

MissFlour · February 25, 2018, 4:15am

:D:D:D

MissFlour · February 25, 2018, 4:18am

Dry humping si its the equivalent ya kucheza cha nguo? She’s not that into you. Keep walking Mr.
:D:D:D

syndicate · February 25, 2018, 5:41pm

Jemo1:

There is this chic she came over to my mancave accompanying her girlfriend.She is the partying and smoking type.we spent a night together.Drank listened to music and later dryhumped.I took her ig handle the same night.So the next morning i was almost a stranger to her.Could be PNC or i never performed even a mere caressing.We had breakfast and she left.Since then i only said hi once cuz we both cheated each other that we were in 2nd yr in campus only to find ourselves in the same class,same course.It was super awkward.She bought a phone juzi and am planning to text her.Problem is i have been lengaring her although she said hi the last time we met.Hana maringo but she might be judgemental.Oh shes tall and skinny…i bet this may lower her ego abit. how do i text her and hit it off like we known each other.Any excuse that she can fall for vile i have been ignored her for long despite being in the same class?graphical illustrations and real life proverbs are also welcomed.

endelea ku dry hump mattress wachana na slay queen. Ukishindwa chukua contacts za Arimis from @Kush nguruwe

system · February 25, 2018, 6:35pm

Hold up! Ati Cha nguo. :D:D:D:D

system · February 25, 2018, 6:42pm

NV , It is cool to imitate the king of Wakanda accent…if you can, but trying to write it down? Damn!

pamba · February 25, 2018, 6:48pm

Vitu zingine mimi husoma huku wacha tu na nikutoka kwa university material.

MissFlour · February 25, 2018, 8:37pm

Hahaha! Yes. That’s what I recall. :D:D