NOT: Musings about Hekaya TBC by Ms Fine Wine from elsewhere on this forum...

WuTang · April 30, 2017, 9:30am

You have used too many words to say nothing. @Chifu , mpe huyu gunia.

WuTang · April 30, 2017, 9:31am

Loool mwanichekesha nyote. I warned you that I am not a hekayaist even though I do have stories to tell. So I will keep boring you until I hone the art. I will only respond to the positivos.
@cold pilsner, I now look at men suspiciously and always wonder what they are after. A bit late in life as I should have done all this when I was younger.
@kukuru kakara ni mimi tuu. I temporarily lost my handle so created another but a kind MoD has merged them.
@Inzherner,yes you are right. Hiyo niljulia UoN. Hekaya for another day.
@MegaKing Yes but I am working on it though a bit late in life. I think I always thought all along that they are like the girlfriends I had in school. I was also trying to hekaya that parents should not send their kids to same sex schools or kanyagia socilalising with the opposite sex too much. Wangu wataenda mixed schools.@born tao read this message.
@Maathais, I can work on it again but I think this response will kinda give you an idea of where I was coming from and the messages I was trying to cnvey.

Did you have to create a new handle just for this hekaya?

inzhener_otmetka · April 30, 2017, 9:47am

There are hekayas and non-hekayas…
This one definitely falls in the latter category!

system · April 30, 2017, 9:59am

No I did not create a new handle, I got locked out. Hii obsession ya new handles pelekeni farthest na mimi.

Chifu · April 30, 2017, 11:15am

Dear NV miss finer wine, please note that we don’t have all day to read everythin posted here. It would be important if you’d restrict yourself to posting something worth reading.
Sitakupa gunia becausea I will come requesting for onion rings when you land in uthamakistan.
ASSande

system · April 30, 2017, 1:13pm

Ndung’u niache priss!!

byro · April 30, 2017, 1:53pm

Kamee kamepona/kamerudi normal? kuna time nilipewa na sikujua kalikuwa kamezaa previous 2months…weeeuh…handas ni baya. Nilishika hapo juu ndio iwe tight kiasi kama vile washika mtu matai nikasema my mom didn’t raise a bitch and swimmed across. I had to fight back.

system · April 30, 2017, 4:41pm

:eek::D:D…isha pona…I can service you all night. Still tighter than your asshole

byro · April 30, 2017, 4:55pm

:eek:… That was a twisted come back but i don’t like it.

WuTang · April 30, 2017, 6:02pm

:(

system · April 30, 2017, 6:20pm

Thengiu Chifu for the warm welcome. I gave it my all lakini all I got was 2/10 na matusi ya kujazaa ngunia nzima…hehehehehehehehe.

The.Black.Templar · April 30, 2017, 7:19pm

What is this…very confusing…no front or back! Anyway mimi i treat girls like you very special

system · April 30, 2017, 7:25pm

The Hekaya I promised you jana was rubbished na wasee. Ebu enda uisome.

The.Black.Templar · April 30, 2017, 7:27pm

Sio hii??

system · April 30, 2017, 7:30pm

Ni hii pole. I have been busy on diff Ktalk forums and other blogs. Yes Wasee walisema iko below average hehehehehe. Nitajaribu next w/e, nikileta how I discovered ‘Jamaaz’ in UoN.

Chifu · April 30, 2017, 7:31pm

:eek: @byro hapa kuna comeback kweli?

The.Black.Templar · April 30, 2017, 7:49pm

Sawa…na uweke in full details

byro · April 30, 2017, 8:46pm

Naomba mods wadelete hii thread… It hurts.

vuja_de · April 30, 2017, 8:53pm

All women do that

Nattydread · May 1, 2017, 12:07am

Faux-pink creative writing. Very flat and boring.