Nylon Paper Dealer

Yesterday I went to a busharee to buy two kilos of mbuzi. I had forgotten about the ban and didn’t carry a bag. Nikafungiwa na kartasi ya brown halafu gazeti. I remembered Uhuru saying gazeti ni za kufunga nyama…kumbe Muthamaki sees further than a baboon on a tree!

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Small trader? 10 tons on NYLON is a small trader? Who is a big trader then?

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As I said above, I know the guy very well. He’s called Nene. And he’s not a manufacturer but a distributor. I think he thought the ban was never gonna be enforced. And I think he’s gonna make a bigger loss - he’s got three other shops, including one near Nyakio Hse.

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Brare…ukahe rii?

Waaaah talk of ignoring the signs, this was a govt directive, should have realigned to it

hii osungu inakataa

too bad though afungue kanisa na ile pesa imebaki

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Sweep of the century!:D:D:D

Ni kuhoya wendire.

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A gal I was dying for once told me what you just told Guuka.Nikajua hii ngoma haitawai nipatia.Tulikuwa kwa mufutetii nikiiomba,nikaangalia kando na kando,mahindi ndio ilikuwa inathukaa…mimi huyo msichana kwa kiande …mabebe-ini…while in there i realised she was too willing coz no resistance was shown,she actually pulled the pantie sideway for me,from that day akitoka kuchukua maziwa kwetu tulikuwa tunaingia hapo hadi ambapo tulikutiliwa na mama Ephantus who had come in to relieve herself.So wacha guuka aendelee kuomba…

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Wakanyaks umerudi na ubaya…

Its the only thing he can successfully manage to do. Ona angìheo gùtakìrì ùndù angìka tiga gùita rùta…

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hahaha

Small penis peasant

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This deserves a thread of its own.

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Ngimanene ahoire @Miss Finest Wine Ido akiimwo

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@Miss Finest Wine ni kiiritu gia @kush yule mnono. Ona marakìbanga ùhiki… Atùike Mrs. Miss Finest Wine Kush Yule Mnono

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Niurajuraga ngoro, naniguo dimwetereire Ditheba, njitaga ahiki angi rwita riake

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Hehe … wina wana múno

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Tiga gùthugumìra mùkanda wènè:D

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