OENI VIJANA

[Randy]

@Kicharo

The body can misbehave, even with the best efforts.

Buda, kindly indulge me… how?

[Sambamba]

Beta male problems… Tafuta Pesa Kijana mzee… Nunua gari mzuri then kuwa na nyumba mzuri and work on yourself.

Then kuja utuambie umekosa PYT ya kuoa and we will take your assertions serious.

[Old_Monk]

@Jura

Hii pressure nlipewa na wazazi some years back and I made very wrong choices

Leta hekaya

[Staff_Member]

@Old Monk

Leta hekaya

Vile monkey amesema

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@omofa

In my earlier years, I belonged to the ‘delay marriage’ movement. Now I find myself at 37 and unmarried. That shouldn’t ordinarily be a big deal, because I mean, a typical 37 years is still good and should be able to attract nice women. Challenge ni vile, for some reason (I think it is shift work or something) I have aged very fast in recent years. Now I find myself looking 57, yet I am only 37. Now you can imagine the challenge of a man who looks 57 looking for a wife. The choices are very narrow. I simply can’t seem to get the type of chic I desire or feel I deserve. The only people who seem to be genuinely attracted to me are ‘majimama’. People also seem to believe that those are what I deserve, because I look 20 years older than my age. It is getting to a point where I will probably have to settle for a single mother with 2 or 3 kids or a bar woman or an ex-lanye.
So learn from my experience. Oeni when you are still reasonably young. You don’t know how you will age. You may find yourself at 37, looking like 57 year olds and you would have a very huge challenge getting proper wives.

Do you have money at your age? If the answer is Yes you shouldn’t have a problem. Hata ungekuwa na sura ya a 99yrs old guka na mfuko iko sawa utakula yellow yellow

[fishmonger]

Tafuta pesa mzuri uone ukitafutwa kama a 27 years old handsome guy. Pesa ndio SI unit sikuhizi,sio body condition au age.

[Jimit]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Lewis Hamilton F1 champion is 36 and looks 24 but still a childless bachelor. Jamaa ako na kakitu kuliko your entire village combined, blame your lazy and poor genetics for your shitty life.

Ghaseer, wewe ata ukioa tutatombea wewe khupipi.

Utatombea yeye bibi na unaskia itabidi ameoa majimama?? Kwani taste yako iko aje?

[Kodiaga]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Lewis Hamilton F1 champion is 36 and looks 24 but still a childless bachelor. Jamaa ako na kakitu kuliko your entire village combined, blame your lazy and poor genetics for your shitty life.

Ghaseer, wewe ata ukioa tutatombea wewe khupipi.

Huoni hii ni handwriting ya @Azor Ahai?

[Unknown_Fela]

Unakaa troll single mum.
But in case you’re genuine, My two cents:
[ol]
[li]The most important thing is live your life man. Hizi rules, sijui age gaps between you & wife… Marry a single mum… etc. This is just people projecting their ideals, fears and what has worked for them.[/li][li]Move to a lower/cheaper estate than the one you’re leaving in. My guess is that you feel you’re not where you had visualized for yourself. This will help you reset, save more & appreciate what you have achieved so far. Most importantly it’ll open you to women whom you’d never have met, humbler and family oriented. Sometimes we fence ourselves off in the dating pool by leaving in a higher /more expensive hood.[/li][/ol]

[cortedivoire]

Endea lanye thank me later

[magreb]

@omofa

In my earlier years, I belonged to the ‘delay marriage’ movement. Now I find myself at 37 and unmarried. That shouldn’t ordinarily be a big deal, because I mean, a typical 37 years is still good and should be able to attract nice women. Challenge ni vile, for some reason (I think it is shift work or something) I have aged very fast in recent years. Now I find myself looking 57, yet I am only 37. Now you can imagine the challenge of a man who looks 57 looking for a wife. The choices are very narrow. I simply can’t seem to get the type of chic I desire or feel I deserve. The only people who seem to be genuinely attracted to me are ‘majimama’. People also seem to believe that those are what I deserve, because I look 20 years older than my age. It is getting to a point where I will probably have to settle for a single mother with 2 or 3 kids or a bar woman or an ex-lanye.
So learn from my experience. Oeni when you are still reasonably young. You don’t know how you will age. You may find yourself at 37, looking like 57 year olds and you would have a very huge challenge getting proper wives.

@Azor Ahai is this you?

[Kodiaga]

@Unknown Fela

Unakaa troll single mum.
But in case you’re genuine, My two cents:
[ol]
[li]The most important thing is live your life man. Hizi rules, sijui age gaps between you & wife… Marry a single mum… etc. This is just people projecting their ideals, fears and what has worked for them.[/li][li]Move to a lower/cheaper estate than the one you’re leaving in. My guess is that you feel you’re not where you had visualized for yourself. This will help you reset, save more & appreciate what you have achieved so far. Most importantly it’ll open you to women whom you’d never have met, humbler and family oriented. Sometimes we fence ourselves off in the dating pool by leaving in a higher /more expensive hood.[/li][/ol]

He is a troll. His name is @Azor Ahai

[Azor_Ahai]

@magreb

@Azor Ahai is this you?

Hell no

[Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd]

@Kodiaga

Huoni hii ni handwriting ya @Azor Ahai?

Ndio nimecheki ni @Gio aka @Azor Ahai aka ghaseer takataka ya pilsners

[Azor_Ahai]

Nalog in napata nimetajwa by a bunch of losers. Let me read the post now

[Sambamba]

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@Azor Ahai

Nalog in napata nimetajwa by a bunch of losers. Let me read the post now

Why not post with your usual handle?

[Azor_Ahai]

@Sambamba

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Why not post with your usual handle?

This is my usual handle ama kuna ingine umenifungulia?

[Azor_Ahai]

To the OP. The only reason you look older than your actual age is probably your weight. Kama ni kipara hata @uwesmake alinyoa. What is your BMI??
Ingia charity marathons and climb mount Kenya ama Kilimanjaro hadi hiyo weight irudi normal. Secondly kuwa na pesa kiasi…sio za kupeana, but za kuishi a quality life.
This guy is actually @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii . He fits his profile perfectly.

[Jimit]

@magreb

@Azor Ahai is this you?

Yes. It’s him.

[thesavage]

@kanguthu

So that means ukioa sasa with best of luck your first born will be nxt year and if he goes upto tertiary he will leave school may be when he is 23yrs,by then you will be 61yrs old. Most probably you will be buying diapers even at 70.

My advice, if you got no serious investment Oa singo mother with a daughter below 5 yrs na wewe uongeze mmoja ufunge hio chapter.

But remember what the kijiji concluded fatherhood is the least rewarding job enjoy your kids when they are below 12 coz after that you are just an ATM.

Dont listen to this guy. Usioe singomatha.