Padre ebu tia bidii, unaona hapa uliwekwa friendzone kitaaaaaaambo! 
Lakini pambana na hali yako…
Mimi ni mkikuyu-Mumaragoli papa…
Mushienzi, nitakuja na doom nukunyunyizie uache kusumbua
@Phylgee …hahahaha the other day someone commented that you have a thing for married men,does a man suddenly become more attractive to the opposite sex if he is taken?:D:D
Najua umenilenga, Kiino giki!
Hata wewe umeletwa hapa kutoka mukuru Kwa zukabaaga, buyer beware?
I had a fetish for married men… But this guy broke the spell… Hehe
wewe ni kuku anafugwa for future eating
Am good kuja pole pole though… Am not your darling.
I have literally tried to eat some of my female friends if the mission fails the friendship dies naturally.
Iyo haiweskmake mamaa. Y’all are either on the same page or not at all, else it becomes awkward at some point. Especially if one of you is single.
Hehehe…inzi mende ya yello…
Tutaongea padre akienda missionary work, juu sasa ako friendzone, muthuti!
You are too literal… Before you get on your high horse, remember I’m not into malnourished walking sticks 
Babe, bolt ndo kiboko yake
he has not broken the spell yet,until you give him the cookie jar.
I have close male friends but I wouldn’t go as far as saying they are my best friends.
Not possible.
ni wewe umefuga kuku (the BFF) or is it you who is the chicken being fattened for slaughter? Chunga he does not run mind games on you till you run to him with your panty on head. :D:D
Ooooooh!!! Siwes ambiwa hivi ninyamaze…
:D:D:D:D:D
What if I don’t wear panties does that mean I’ll walk with my hands and legs up??