Nairobi ni shamba la mawe buda, there is always someone looking to either rip you off, con you or rob you. That Yu con niliona year 2001 Kariobangi only that they had basins, vichungi, those big ass TVs and huge radios and alot of household stuff, an uncle of mine alikua ametoka Eldy aliamua kujaribu bahati alishinda karai banaa! A week later alipigwa ngeta jonsaga around 7pm. Not long afterwards akabebwa na karao afta kubambwa akicheza poker. That is how they welcome you to the city.
Kaa001a
November 21, 2018, 1:35pm
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There was another instance where, even today, I don’t know what happened. Niujicheka tu. I have never told anyone how I lost 2500 kwa wale watu karata pale Cabanas. That was an all time low. Kukosa kutumia akili kabisa. This day nko na dem kwa nyumba. I was residing hapo Kobil. After kinyoroshi fulani tulipewa along Thika Road, I found residence here. On her part, she resided in Kitengela. The lady begged me nimsaidie na 500 but “sina pesa”, was my response. Nikamsindiza hadi Cabanas akaenda. At this time, pesa nilkuwa nimeacha kwa nyumba. As I was going back, those guys threw that card ahead of me and “buda tuchulie”. I obliged. Makosa.
“Buda unaeza jaribu. Nifree”. I played along. In all of my tries, I correctly identified the card with the horse. 4 attempts, 4 wins. They told me, hii pesa si yetu. Ni ya BAT. Ni promotion tu. Whats the deal? ile pesa uko nayo we will multiply it by 4, since you correctly identified the card 4 times. Wewe ni mkali. Mimi huyo mbio, nikafika kwa nyumba, nikachukua 2500 na nikarudi kwa hao wasee. Upon arrival, nikapeana pesa. But there was a small problem. Now, I had to select the card once more. Just once. To make it easy for me, wakatoa card moja (hope you see what they are doing. Wametoa ile iko na the horse! Wezi). Nikastretch mkono, breath in and out, nikateremsha mko pole pole. Silence now. All eyes on me. Inua card. Behind me naskia inua hio. Ndio hio. Harakisha. Hii ushakula. Anyway hio usiku nilienda pale Bamba 70 kwa Kihara nikitafuta tot ya Jebel ya 10 bob. Mimi hata hizi promotion za Safcom can’t try.
sijui mbona nacheka sana…:D:D:D:D.
Kaa001a
November 21, 2018, 1:38pm
24
kwani bado alikuwa amebeba karai?
system
November 21, 2018, 1:41pm
25
:D:D:D:D
Nimecheka hadi sauti imepotea
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system
November 21, 2018, 1:54pm
26
I once won this thing…after scratching a card worth 500. Since then wakinikujia me huwatusi
Hehe…
OP has 4,000 shillings.
system
November 21, 2018, 3:06pm
30
2k debt he borrowed from his friends to bail him out
Euler
November 21, 2018, 3:09pm
32
I guess they sniffed vumbi ya uocha in me
sande sana, how do you do it, i wrote the hekaya and couldnt remember even the heading.
Nitakusimulia ukiniletea Amina tunywe naye kahawa tungu
vuja_de
November 22, 2018, 4:21am
39
There was another instance where, even today, I don’t know what happened. Niujicheka tu. I have never told anyone how I lost 2500 kwa wale watu karata pale Cabanas. That was an all time low. Kukosa kutumia akili kabisa. This day nko na dem kwa nyumba. I was residing hapo Kobil. After kinyoroshi fulani tulipewa along Thika Road, I found residence here. On her part, she resided in Kitengela. The lady begged me nimsaidie na 500 but “sina pesa”, was my response. Nikamsindiza hadi Cabanas akaenda. At this time, pesa nilkuwa nimeacha kwa nyumba. As I was going back, those guys threw that card ahead of me and “buda tuchulie”. I obliged. Makosa.
“Buda unaeza jaribu. Nifree”. I played along. In all of my tries, I correctly identified the card with the horse. 4 attempts, 4 wins. They told me, hii pesa si yetu. Ni ya BAT. Ni promotion tu. Whats the deal? ile pesa uko nayo we will multiply it by 4, since you correctly identified the card 4 times. Wewe ni mkali. Mimi huyo mbio, nikafika kwa nyumba, nikachukua 2500 na nikarudi kwa hao wasee. Upon arrival, nikapeana pesa. But there was a small problem. Now, I had to select the card once more. Just once. To make it easy for me, wakatoa card moja (hope you see what they are doing. Wametoa ile iko na the horse! Wezi). Nikastretch mkono, breath in and out, nikateremsha mko pole pole. Silence now. All eyes on me. Inua card. Behind me naskia inua hio. Ndio hio. Harakisha. Hii ushakula. Anyway hio usiku nilienda pale Bamba 70 kwa Kihara nikitafuta tot ya Jebel ya 10 bob. Mimi hata hizi promotion za Safcom can’t try.
:D:D
