Okiya apewe congratulations na mawaidha

[Old_Monk]

I see no tent hire disclaimer

[Chiefkiumbe]

Badala uitie wakanyama biashara ya Nyama, Field C ya hema na Viti or even invite us::You are not helping atall.

[Old_Monk]

@Chiefkiumbe

Badala uitie wakanyama biashara ya Nyama, Field C ya hema na Viti or even invite us::You are not helping atall.

Old monk for calligraphy invitations

[bjurmann]

Stop saving face @Okiya. A villager met you with a tablet in a couch of a fellow CORDMORON university student waiting to ramnya her ass. Maybe you were saying goodbye to dog life with that endowed Luo chic.

About the wedding give us a ten mile area in the vicinity of venue. There will be tens of wedos in the locality. In that case we can make sure we attend all. And guess who is this fake Okiya. Any phat groom might be you.

[system]

Congratulations! I really hated going for mass and I couldn’t receive the sacrament because I was fornicating! I bet you’re doing your own decor…ebu weka mbisha!

[kiriethe]

congrats kijana! but please concentrate on your marriage and not your wedding . All da best.

[kingolonde]

Congrats mbloo, and all the best

[le_scumbag]

Congratulations are in order as you prepare to formalize the wearing of the so called smallest handcuffs in the world…

[Dodi]

@gashwin

leta cartoon bana…how are you?

Niko poa bro, cartoo ita come.

[TopCat]

@Nefertities

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Hehe thats Drake.

[TopCat]

@Okiya

Honourable members of Ktalk, Cord members, Jubilee sycophants, ladies, gentlemen and she males. Kesho madam Okiya formally and legally becomes Mrs. Okiya. The woman I have dry fried for 7 years and my soul mate will finally say I do to Mr Okiya (ODM life member and grass root mobilezer).

Nitaweka picha ya rings as evidence jioni nikirudi home. But I call upon all talkers of good will including @Wakanyama to wish me well as I take upon the sacrament of matrimony.

Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

Congratulations are in order @Okiya after enjoying boko haram for seven years.:D:D:D

[Electronics4u]

All the best in your union and Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs @Okiya.

[system]

@shocks

Uliniuliza when you get cryptic, kama hapa sishikanishi lakini naona @Ice_Cube yuko rada. Tafasali, explain to the slow ones like I

1. thats baby drake
2. he’s jewish
3. mazel tov means “good luck” in yiddish (a language spoken by most jews)

[Freestyle]

Wish you best, yani you have dated for seven years?

[spax]

Congrats! but don’t be mean, you could even have invited @admin atuwakilishe.
To Mrs.Okiya, take care of this mujamaa and make sure kitambi is noticeable

[mabenda4]

Congrats to mr Okiya, good luck to soon to be Mrs Okiya.

[system]

@spax

Congrats! but don’t be mean, you could even have invited @admin atuwakilishe.
To Mrs.Okiya, take care of this mujamaa and make sure kitambi is noticeable

Wanaume huenda bachelor party. Wedo nitatuma @Guru awakilishe

[pamba]

Yenyewe mwanamuke ni ku dry fry kwa muda ndio uweke pingu ya maisha, wengine ni mashetani, congrats Mr omutata.

[DI_TICHA]

FOUR THINGS BEFORE I WISH YOU MY VERY BEST SIR…

1. I Want to Believe in those 7 yrs you didn’t hold Farts. If you Did, Congratulations. You no Longer Have to.
2. In the 7yrs i believe you’ve learned much about COMPROMISE & SACRIFICE. If not , Congratulations coz marriage is a two way street or just one way street. God Forbid…TO DIVORCE
3. If in those 7yrs you haven’t Questioned , Doubted or become a Philosopher ; Then Karibu sana these is Inevitable and its what Marriage is all about.
4. Finally , I truly want to believe in those 7yrs:
   - Love, Care & Affection were replaced by Confrontation, Smiles & Winks
   - Coyness Replaced by unhappiness
   - Shopping, dating & fine dining replaced by Arguing & Fighting.

OTHERWISE
[ATTACH=full]24565[/ATTACH] GOD BLESS YOUR MARRIAGE.

[Randy]

congratulations sir the least you could for talkers is invite us for the evening party.