Osamas capture

[Randy]

:D:D:D:D:D…weuh!!! kama kuna kitu naogopa ni paka. my uncle once tried kill a cat by putting it in a sack and canning it thoroughly. After a few minutes of beating it the cat stopped struggling…yeye na ujinga yake aka ifungulia what happened nxt was a scene from a horror movie.To this day he bares the marks for his stupidity… all that because the cat ate an egg he had prepared for lunch.

[gashwin]

@Randy

:D:D:D:D:D…weuh!!! kama kuna kitu naogopa ni paka. my uncle once tried kill a cat by putting it in a sack and canning it thoroughly. After a few minutes of beating it the cat stopped struggling…yeye na ujinga yake aka ifungulia what happened nxt was a scene from a horror movie.To this day he bares the marks for his stupidity… all that because the cat ate an egg he had prepared for lunch.

:D:D:D:D:D

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Randy

:D:D:D:D:D…weuh!!! kama kuna kitu naogopa ni paka. my uncle once tried kill a cat by putting it in a sack and canning it thoroughly. After a few minutes of beating it the cat stopped struggling…yeye na ujinga yake aka ifungulia what happened nxt was a scene from a horror movie.To this day he bares the marks for his stupidity… all that because the cat ate an egg he had prepared for lunch.

He he he!
…The only egg he had…

[4makind]

:D:D:D:D

kwani ulikuwa umetumia ile kitu ya jamaa wa “uji ni moto na ugali ni moto”

[Opinion]

Uncle ni mkia ulipenda…
lakini mchezo ya paka mimi apana taka

[mkiawakati96]

aki anko huvuta nini jameni???

[system]

@introvert priss tuchoree Rabbits zikipop champagne

Bukusu sheparts were celebrating all over jumping , singing and shouting ' crucify him , crucify him , crucify him ' happy with the capture of their sworn numero uno enemy , the ducks and rabbits were popping champagne .     

Hii part si bado inanimaliza
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@Deorro

@introvert priss tuchoree Rabbits zikipop champagne

Hii part si bado inanimaliza
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Wueeh.
Anko huu ni uatikili mbaya saidi lakini. Na ile mlikula je?

[Randy]

@inzhener otmetka

He he he!
…The only egg he had…

Yes,it was the only egg in the house. He had just come back from school hungry as fuck ,he fried the egg the went out to wash his hands kurudi paka imesafisha pan…He had to be rescued by the whole village .

[system]

Its good uliachana na 5th generation liqour

[Zee]

hii gibleys anko anakunywa sijui ni gani

[pamba]

@rahener otmetka

He he he!
…The only egg he had…

Hehehe @Randy’s uncle= mundu mulosi.

[uwesmake]

noma banaa paka ziko na ufala

[uwesmake]

@introvert

Wueeh.
Anko huu ni uatikili mbaya saidi lakini. Na ile mlikula je?

hio hekaya inakuom baba soon

[uwesmake]

@Duke of Busia

Its good uliachana na 5th generation liqour

hio wakati Naps ilikuwa juu am sure hata uhunye alikuwa anameza

[uwesmake]

@Villain

Jinga sana unataka paka yako itombwe na nani kama si paka ingine.

bana hii ilikuwa rape , zile ma BDSM . paka inakamuliwa haiwezi shika panya ni kulala the whole night

[Kaa001a]

@uwesmake

We had dogs and cats when we were young and so did our neibas the estate alpha male cat was the neibas na ilikuwa inaraid our place inatomba paka yetu mbaya and on one occasion dined on my Rabbit immediately we put a price tag on its head and informed all the bounty hunters (sheparts) to be on the look out . we tried stoning it but bado iliendelea kurudi , one day after some bottles of Napoleon , my uncle and i hatched a plan on how to deal with the cat forever . the next night we laid a trap with our female cat as bait . tukaifunga shingo in a way haiwezi move na kamba chini ya bucket with an opening na mawe juu in that kitu ikiingia ndani inajifunga automatically coz of the weak link .

after two days tukimeza naps tukaskia vurugu ( during the day tulikuwa tunaiachilia but usiku inarudi position) kuenda tukaskia gnarling ndani ya bucket tukajua alpha male ako ndani ya mtandao tukaleta ile crate ya nyanya na kuweka juu ya bucket then tuka topple bucket , Osama ikaruka na fujo but wapi ilikuwa trapped tukaifunga na nyororo , still inside the crate na ku release our cat . Bukusu sheparts were celebrating all over jumping , singing and shouting ’ crucify him , crucify him , crucify him ’ happy with the capture of their sworn numero uno enemy , the ducks and rabbits were popping champagne . unlike pontius pilate i stood my ground and stuck with my plan .

nikaenda nikachukua panga , through the crate using the nyororo my uncle pulled its head aside hence it was incapacitated nikashika mkia :)D:D:D:D:D) na kukataa chini mungiki style mkia ikatoka clean plus part of its ass and upper hind leg . paka ili yelp ikaskika in a 10 kms radius . after 30 minutes while it was still sobbing . tukajificha kwa nyumba and pulled the rope kui release paka ili usain bolt direct kwa nyumba ya neiba . the next day the neiba was furious and came asking if we know who attacked her cat , we denied and said hatuja iona siku mbili . apparently after bolting in pain , the cat went into the house and to kill the pain it rubbed its bleeding hind on all the beds ( white bedshits ) kwa kila bedroom then ikamalizia master bedroom where it rolled itself into a ball and wailed away . kweli cats have nine lives the cat never died and during holidays nilikuwa nai ona ikitembea kama hyena tailless . it never stepped in our property again , naskia ilisema it rather fly than touch our soil and haikuwai tomba paka yetu tena .

:D:D:D

[system]

@pamba

Hehehe @Randy’s uncle= mundu mulosi.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Ruffneck]

Grew up next to a club at some point, and I think the club used to serve food because there was an unusually high number of cats in and around the area surrounding the club. The cats would be notorious for toppling over our bins (Those metal bins provided by Nairobi City Council for those who can remember). So say you had been tasked with tidying up the waste disposal area by the old man, and the job wasn’t so nice because of the smell coming from the bins. So you’re done, but wake up to a disorganized waste disposal area because the cats from that kaclub had come over at night and partied on whatever food remained. That would always have us on our wit’s end because the cats would only come when we weren’t around or when we were asleep. So one of those holidays, the old man decided to invite a few of our cousins over. one of them was some guy who’d grown up around some area with a lot of domesticated animals that were left to roam around unattended. He knew how to deal with cats, so the first thing he did is set up a meeting with the cats. Nothing was discussed because the cats were not aware they were meeting him - The guy studied the cats from the window and already decided which ones were notorious.
He did that for two days so the cats started associating that time of the day with a fresh supply of food! Mistake number one. The onwards, he started placing the lids of those dust bins in such a way that any small mistake would let any of them drop and trap a cat or two inside. Wueh. I think the desire for stray cats to eat leftovers is stronger than any punishment meted upon them. My cousin would pour away the contents of that whole bin - for those who remember the size, you know how difficult that would be. What would follow would be a surprise beating using all crude weapons so that if the cat survived and ran, he would chase after it (or them) with stones in hand. Surprisingly, he was also good with projectiles. The best memory is this black cat that got a good serving of sweeps, took off to God-knows-where, but not without being hit by a projectile while approximately 200meters away. (If you can recall that Tom and Jerry scene where Tom would run off to the horizon, but have a projectile still land on it after crossing two hills, then that is what my cousin was capable of!)

[kiLo]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D