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Peddling hope is a sure ticket to riches

Toriooo

Toriiooo shaitaniii mzee wewe

They are not my pastors but mimi sina shida nao. Afterall theyve not held any gun to a person’s head atoe pesa yake. And personally I prefer any day mtu apeleke pesa kwa Pastor ama church than to bar ownwers ,casinos ,brothels and others who are destroying their lives. I dont know why its people who preach who you expect to be paupers na wenye wanauza malaya wakiwa wadosi hamuoni shida hapo. Emissary of Satan. Shut your beak. Wachana na watumishi wa Mungu, afterall nani amekushow go to their church, kaa kwako in anycase Im sure you even have nothing to give them.

I would say she has some nice legs.

Umesahau mwingine…devt projects!!!:D:D:D shhhh sio Mimi nimesema

it’s just the truth but to be honest I’m a little upset juu ya hii game ya wenger, hiyo ngombe sijui itafanyiwa nini itoke arsenal! anyway I’m a proud polygamist my dad is and my grandpa was. did you know the marriage act was introduced by the colonialist to tame the kikuyu and was only applicable in mt. Kenya only until 1963?

Meeen …na ukiona vile washirika hutoa tithe kubwa…some pple alleging that hii ni church business tu.

:D:D:D:D

Ukiwakataa hapa duniani kama heaven ni real utakipata:D:D

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This is our pastor

Wooi Sis nihurumie. Mazee si you gunned for my jugular. I learnt about them FROM READING you. I am a catholic. I wait for the basket to come round and I put my tithe. Sikuwa na ubaya.

what about women, what do they do?

Sioni NG’OMBE WENGER ikienda anywhere soon bro. Imeharibia Arsenal jina sana. I am not complaining as any EPL teams’ pain is my pleasure kule Stamford Bridge. Wooi wooi my head hurts and I get cold feet about settling down as I do not want to share a man. I don’t know what is worse. Sharing knowingly ama nikae in the dark nijifanye sijui like kina my Mum.

I have to say I do not in all God’s struth know a faithful Kenyan husband. I don’t think I can sleep well knowing uko huko some nights telling her the same things you tell me! and further doing them!:frowning:

He saw an easy opportunity to make money and he is exploiting it.
If I could do it I would do it too. Tax free money every Sunday and easy access to 20 year old girls who smell heavenly is an opportunity I cannot forgo. Just being honest here

Huyu simjui. Mko wengi sana. Ule I am watching anajijua. But I admire the honesty as I have seen vv close relas and friends almost melt down on knowing what has been going on behind their back na watoi washa zaliwa.

you pastors or not cannot change the fact that this are con artist are preying on the weakness of the masses, its fact a they only talk about prosperity…ohh you will drive a BMW next month… ohh you will get a reach* husband aka. sponye …etc which is basically what the gullible masses want to hear.
they should live like Jesus model as they preach the Christ life I.e helping the sick, donating to less fortunate sio kucon their followers then brag how God bless them by displaying on twitter n zuckerberger.
kwanza hebu angalia ako kashosho na makeups na fake wigs sijui na colors kwani anarun miss kenya ? she should be a good role model since ako above 40 not competing akina @Miss Finest Wine on new dresses na stilettos.

I meant ule mtu amepost hii porojo to start with,not you!

Huyu bibi yake lakini…

So what’s stopping you? You can start even tomorrow! You try ukuje utuambie how good the enterprise works for you. Talk is cheap!

:D:D juu ya hii story wacha nikasalimiane

Kiunas, Muiru,Jamaa wa neno,310 etc wako kazi. Those are their hustles. Wananukisha tu kitunguu just like the rest of us

We have read worse. Pastors asking the sheep to remove their knickers so that Jesus can enter their souls via that r

IDIOT