Post Election Romance

[Gaza]

@pamba

Dreams are valid kama za baba ama?

Kabisa and it’s allowed.

[system]

@Starborndj

She sat on the sofa with her eyes glued on my kitambified tv,while I was sitting opposite her in the bedroom with my eyes glued on her Thigh_land.

@Starborndj

Umelala na torch kwa mfuko?" She asked…we both laughed as I told how I wish ningemulika mwizi

:D:D hekaya on point!

[inzhener_otmetka]

Nice hekaya…but as we’ve always insisted, when a ngeus wants you, the only thing that can save you is instant flight!
In short, uliwekwa box na ukaingia!

[system]

Lovely hekaya… :D:D:D
The gal wanted you and she came for you and she had you. Hi- 5 to team pinkie.

[Etigere]

nice read…

[Budspencer]

Nice hekaya. ‘After thinking a very careful thought…’:D:D

[pamba]

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@Budspencer

Nice hekaya. ‘After thinking a very careful thought…’:D:D

Leta hekaya moja hata kama ni ile kunguru ya viraj,mimi hapa nangoja kuona @Luther12

[culture]

[Meria_Mata]

hehehe
hekaya iko chonjo

[Doc_Oga]

@"Starborndj

14816"…she kissed me and whispered…“this just the beginning…” .

You got yourself a baby mama.

[pamba]

@Doc Oga

@"Starborndj

14816"…she kissed me and whispered…“this just the beginning…” .

You got yourself a baby mama.

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[S.P]

@pamba

You got yourself a baby mama.

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Whoever that is has typhoid or some similar illness, I’d say 98% sure it’s typhoid but I’m going from memory and I’m not a doctor - ngoja Luther akueleze.
Good thing they got treated in time.

[system]

@pamba

You got yourself a baby mama.

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Uko na salmonella. Mambo ya weston uwache.Get well soon.

[system]

@pamba

You got yourself a baby mama.

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hapo chini naona positive, hio ni ukimwi pap

[Doc_Oga]

@pamba

You got yourself a baby mama.

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Simply means ulikuwa Weston ama ukakula mayai ya bata(Muscovy) not well cooked. Hiyo ni cholera

[Budspencer]

@pamba

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Leta hekaya moja hata kama ni ile kunguru ya viraj,mimi hapa nangoja kuona @Luther12

Amenisumbua sana. Anataka bwana. Nikupe through pass ki iniesta?

[system]

@Starborndj

Naaaam…mnamo 8/8…2017… the day you guys voted,I didn’t coz I wanted to keep my vote safe, you know what I mean. Now at about 8.00 pm when I was busy in my self confused house,cooking in the kitchen with my legs and eyes in the sitting room following the events unfold on tv, I heard a gentle knock at the door,it was my “best friend forever” Sue. Apparently her parents were all out and she couldn’t stay alone coz she fears being attacked.

She refused to share my supper with “me nishakula”. In my head I thanked God for that since it wasn’t enough for me leave alone two,She sat on the sofa with her eyes glued on my kitambified tv,while I was sitting opposite her in the bedroom with my eyes glued on her Thigh_land. I ended up with an empty plate bila kujua,my crush tho I can’t let her know out of fear of losing her as a friend…sitting there with her curves,yummy.

Her dad, agent wa mheshimiwa and mom IEBC whatever…it was clear they weren’t coming back today. So I asked her about two hours later,nikupeleke udoz? and she was like “since niende mortuary,siwezi lala solo hio keja”. Now…me naye nikipatikana hiyo keja am dead meat, so utalala bedroom me sitting hapa kwangu (single room ). She giggled and asked “kwani how fat am I…Si hii bed ni big tu?”

After thinking a very careful thought, I said why not… so we decided to sleep with our clothes on to avoid. … Since bulb iliungua last week,all I had to switch off was my tv. I tried as much I could to avoid body contact,but my so big bed wasn’t big enough, her hot ass was all over my fly…my D with it’s brainless head pressing so hard against it. “Umelala na torch kwa mfuko?” She asked…we both laughed as I told how I wish ningemulika mwizi . She took my hand and placed in on her firm boobs,her nipples were so erect that they nearly pricked me… she turned and asked “umengoja nini?”

That night was the sweetest of them all,it was also the shortest…by morning she had milked me dry but felt like I was still good to go again …she kissed me and whispered…“this just the beginning…” . 8th August the day I jumped out of the friend zone…and ever since I feel like I won the erections…it’s crystal clear now that a luhya will never have a hen just as a pet.

Mimi nakufa kabisa. Hekaya is bril’, sense of humour top grade but above all I am thanking the Almighty for helping me solve ka-situation similar by you chaparing this hekaya here. Work is in progress to ‘remove’ this dude from a friend zone like seriously, someone I knew years ago back in Jamu but we then got in touch somehow kwenye niko. I am sure it is the right thing to do but I have been sweating bucketloads when thinking about ‘that moment’. Na kuwaza all day kutaenda aje afterwards! now this hekaya has given me some much needed courage.
Please uziwa chenye unakunywanga.
Thenkiu, thenkiu, thenkiu.
Back to the hekaya, torch kwa mfuko has killed me along with the bulb’.

[system]

@Miss Finest Wine

Mimi nakufa kabisa. Hekaya is bril’, sense of humour top grade but above all I am thanking the Almighty for helping me solve ka-situation similar by you chaparing this hekaya here. Work is in progress to ‘remove’ this dude from a friend zone like seriously, someone I knew years ago back in Jamu but we then got in touch somehow kwenye niko. I am sure it is the right thing to do but I have been sweating bucketloads when thinking about ‘that moment’. Na kuwaza all day kutaenda aje afterwards! now this hekaya has given me some much needed courage.
Please uziwa chenye unakunywanga.
Thenkiu, thenkiu, thenkiu.
Back to the hekaya, torch kwa mfuko has killed me along with the bulb’.

sasa

[system]

@pseudonym

Lovely hekaya… :D:D:D
The gal wanted you and she came for you and she had you. Hi- 5 to team pinkie.

@pseudonym, I am set to experience this unfriending thing vvvv soon. Uniombee. But we are both working on it.

[system]

@Miss Finest Wine

@pseudonym, I am set to experience this unfriending thing vvvv soon. Uniombee. But we are both working on it.

My prayers are with you sweetie…lazma hio torch imulike mwizi:D:D:p…rooting for you!