Potus Na Pishori..Nkt

[Purr_27]

@PepoPunda

Nilikuwa na expect Purity unichekelee… Yani you cant have a heart?

Hiyo story ni funny …hiyo ni kazi chafu ya kuosha walls …mzee mzima akiifanya

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

One tiny whiny (?) bit…who keeps [SIZE=6][FONT=Times New Roman]THREE[/FONT][/SIZE] laptops in his house?

[pamba]

Tukiwa klost niliweka story kama hio ya mchele alafu unawaachiwa pupu kwa nyumba kama Xmass present.

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

One tiny whiny (?) bit…who keeps [SIZE=6][FONT=Times New Roman]THREE[/FONT][/SIZE] laptops in his house?

Me!!

[kalel]

Was having a shitty day but…shit is real

[Bantu]

[FONT=Courier New]Hehehe uliharibu evidence, ungepeleka hiyo mavi for dna analysis[/FONT].

[_nooty]

@kalel

Was having a shitty day but…shit is real

Haha and shit goes down

[_nooty]

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[4makind]

@pamba

Tukiwa klost niliweka story kama hio ya mchele alafu unawaachiwa pupu kwa nyumba kama Xmass present.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

could it be the same rice dispenser???

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Female Perspective

Me!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Like seeking for attention using that muthongorima between your legs isn’t enough…you know what a muthongorima is, I hope?

(with a slightly light touch…)

[TopCat]

@PepoPunda

So Im bored over the weekend; POTUS is around and everyone seems to have been caught up by the POTUS fever.
I decide what the heck, wacha nikakunywe kadhaa 1824 kutafuta usingizi. (Wife hayuko BTW, tuliachana a month ago). I go and enjoy myself…Asubuhi like 5 Madimoni zikanidanganya nipitie Rafikiz nikunywe ya mwisho. I check in and meet Atieno, a bevy from the lakeside.
We engage in good conversation and finally my fisi mode activates and I swear to hit that Luo chic.Kwahivyo nadanganyilia yeye and kidogo kidogo we are home like at 6.30am.
I only rember eating eggs.
Next thing I wake up its 10.00pm Sunday, Im naked in Bed, the house is smelling poop and 3 laptops, mobile phone and money missing.
Mjinga aliniwekea pishori kw amayai nikakufa…and she went ahead to shit and smear the walls. Took 3 hours of serious washing to wipe down the shit.
Hiyo ni madharau ya aina gani? Kwani nilimfanyia nini ndio anifanyie hivo.
Im having aches everywhere, my neck back, face…aiii
But the poop oh my God. Never seen that. Nini mbaya na hawa watu wa lakeside NKKKKTTTTTTTTtttttt!!!

Pepo Punda be like…
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[Barueri]

@Conservative dude

Hehehe… Mambo ya mapoko wacha kabisa. Will give my story nkipata psyche.

Leta hekaya boss, it could educate some of the horny fools kwa hii kijiji

[gashwin]

inaonekana hiyo shitty pishori “haikukupeleka vizuri”; what is a bevy ama ulikuwa ukiona huyo lakeside quail wakiwa wengi?

ION ama wife aliwacha muti huko ufundishwe funzo ukijaribu kupunguza ma-blue?

[tm_wa_klist]

Kuna boyz wangu alitoka tao kulewa, ikafika around 5am akaona aingie local mtaani, akaona msupa amekaa kwa sina tabu solo, fisi mode activated, akafunga mambo. Unluckily, msupa alikua anadrive, so wakazidi mpaka kwa nyumba wamefwatana. Kuingia kejani, msupa akatoa delmonte ati boyz apige sip taste ya beer itoke mdomo. Hapo ndio alikua anakumbuka pekee. Aliamka akadhani ametembelewa na mapepo. Niccur did all he could, mpaka kulipa mabouncer just in case apatikane around, nothing. Ilibidi ahame.
I came to know, manzi ako club around 4 to 6am na bado hajafungwa huyo ata usiwahi mwangalia mara mbili, potea na usiangalie nyuma.

[WuTang]

@tm wa klist

Kuna boyz wangu alitoka tao kulewa, ikafika around 5am akaona aingie local mtaani, akaona msupa amekaa kwa sina tabu solo, fisi mode activated, akafunga mambo. Unluckily, msupa alikua anadrive, so wakazidi mpaka kwa nyumba wamefwatana. Kuingia kejani, msupa akatoa delmonte ati boyz apige sip taste ya beer itoke mdomo. Hapo ndio alikua anakumbuka pekee. Aliamka akadhani ametembelewa na mapepo. Niccur did all he could, mpaka kulipa mabouncer just in case apatikane around, nothing. Ilibidi ahame.
I came to know, manzi ako club around 4 to 6am na bado hajafungwa huyo ata usiwahi mwangalia mara mbili, potea na usiangalie nyuma.

Yeah. And if you must, make sure you finish your bizna in a lodge within one hour na kila mtu aende njia yake.

[gashwin]

@tm wa klist

manzi ako club around 4 to 6am na bado hajafungwa huyo ata usiwahi mwangalia mara mbili, potea na usiangalie nyuma

ubaya saa hizo ndiyo mtu huwa amemaliza common sense na logic zote…

[Ice_Cube]

@tm wa klist

I came to know, manzi ako club around 4 to 6am na bado hajafungwa huyo ata usiwahi mwangalia mara mbili, potea na usiangalie nyuma

easier said than done, hapo pombe na nyege zake ndio kusema

[Mathaais]

:D:D:D:D
This is just soo stupid, he he, halafu ukaosha Mavi? No way, mimi nahama hiyo nyumba the same day.

[wheelz]

Install cctv/hiden cameras around your house.

Kwa house plant, coat hanger…

I have laughed, but, pole Pepo…

[murangiri]

Had a near escapade, where ufisi mode struck like 1wk ago, tukaongea poa en agreed. But i had a back up plan, nilikuwa zile za kumupima akili. Kufika kwa gate ya keja, had earlier on told the watchie asiwai nifungulia gate kama nimebeba quail. Kumshow nimejam, kumuachia all i had kwa pocket, apart from 2k yakushikilia steam. Thanks villagers coz i listened to u. Kuokota na kupeleka kwako is a no go zone.