Pseudonym and the Wedding Beau.

I prefer a cold one…but thanks for the warm wishes and billing @Meria Mata

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I love dining tables for a very different reason.

Seats… i prefer edge of seat or table
Hi @pseudonym

You read my damn mind

Ahem!!!

:D:D:D:D:D look on the bright side. You might get some from one of them if you play your cards right.:wink:

Hi @memyself … and I .;):wink:
Enyewe the bed get’s monotonous at times.

Si bado you and @Ice_Cube are coming for dinner at my place on Sunday?:p:p:p

I hate the bed. I prefer bedovers in the shower or just random fireplace quickies. …guess am growing old;)

Fisked.

Tumesema mara ngapi, before visiting the village look left, look right then left again. If all is clear, baaas hit the key. Epuka aibu ndogo ndogo.
Some time long long ago, I was presenting a seminar to take newbies through the ropes pale works. I had minimised kijiji. The young one’s curiosity got the better of her. Kwanza those days the home page had near porn images pale chini (kubaff @Deorro et al), Kitu 10 mins, I notice the bird laughing and looking at me curiously.
Tuseme I shikanishad when I got home and was thoroughly ashamed at how I had warned the newbies not to use office time and resources to surf the net eti I can know you are watching porn from my office.

No he will have a flu on that day

Nothing wrong with that…you should buy these gadgets .
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51nyEFYC6qL.jpghttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/4137BIsh0UL.jpg

urgh…peleka mambo ya @Andrew Kibe huko mukuru kwa zukabaga.:D:D:D

ghai! I will have you know my table is polished clean by hubby and I after such activities.

Spoken like a true shiny eye ‘ici ni mbeca’ !

Let’s just arrange to have dinner on another day, at a restaurant, on us

Very pregnant reply.

I am so for them. Going on amazon right away. Takes max 2wks

We gonna try them. Arent we :)?

FINE!! if you insist…:D:D:D