Pulled a muscle

[inzhener_otmetka]

Pain cannot interfere with a Threshold session whose time has come!
Hekaya on point!

[Purr_27]

Nice read M4…kuna ng’ombe ingine ya kimilili I tried teaching Kachabali to spice things up … muscle pull ndio zilikua zake mscheew …

[Nattydread]

Kwani wazee wa hekaya orichino wamegagiwa Paybill ya Jakuon? Two searing classics in a day is a seldom treasure. Greta one @Kasighau.

[imei2012]

@inzhener otmetka

Pain cannot interfere with a Threshold session whose time has come!
Hekaya on point!

Usicheze muscle pull ikikushika hata kama ulikua una nut utatoa shuma my friends

[imei2012]

@Mankind

Hekaya swafe!!!

Many many years ago, like many, Kisagau apantambua Kondom?

The 80s my friend !! All they were worried of was milky discharge which was promptly taken care of by a shot and stern warning from Dr @Luther12 to strictly not take milk tea!

[Ice_Cube]

another one from your blue movies studio :D:D:D Nice one the imagery was real! always wanted to look at myself in the mirror and hi-five myself while in the act.

however why did you have to throw in the the monitor lizard family Varanidae… its a broad family you know :D:eek:

[Kasighau]

@Ice_Cube

another one from your blue movies studio :D:D:D Nice one the imagery was real! always wanted to look at myself in the mirror and hi-five myself while in the act.

however why did you have to throw in the the monitor lizard family Varanidae… its a broad family you know :D:eek:

Hehehe, i regreted it the moment I posted. I knew a hawk eye sent by @introvert would pick it. Wewe Na crayon bandit mtakura nyasi pamoja Nikipata @jumabekavu

[sodamadiaba]

I can relate 110%.

[kitaka19]

I can practically visualize how you were thrashing the hapless teacher, I love your composition though…

[incognitus]

@Purr_27

Nice read M4…kuna ng’ombe ingine ya kimilili I tried teaching Kachabali to spice things up … muscle pull ndio zilikua zake mscheew …

Teach me your ways teacher…teach me.
M4 hiyo hekaya iko juu.

[chriskiil]

@Abba

Nice read sir. I pulled once my hamstrings after a rough love making episode just like yours . I had been chasing this woman for 4 yrs, still in the mid 90s. When she gave in,that’s when I gave out. When I was just about to release millions of boys and girls on a race to survival,is when it struck. I cried out of pain and sadly the boys and girls couldn’t make it out of the gates of freedom,they went back to their original dungeons waiting for their luck next time .It took a while i can attest that .

Nice read always @Kasighau .

hii love making yenu kwani nyi huanza na mateke kama punda halafu mnakimbizana na kulock kama mbwa?

[Abba]

@chriskiil

hii love making yenu kwani nyi huanza na mateke kama punda halafu mnakimbizana na kulock kama mbwa?

Old days used to be epic my friend . Long foreplay was the order of the day sio kama Vijana siku hizi hufanya kama jogoo :D. I was to stretch muscles that day before the act but the greed for availed opportunity gave me no time to.

[imei2012]

Speaking of which my stock is running dangerously low
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Always play it safe ma niggaz !!! Aids hapana tambua. Wachaneni na advice ya yule madman with a deformed whatever

[chriskiil]

@imei2012

Speaking of which my stock is running dangerously low
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Always play it safe ma niggaz !!! Aids hapana tambua. Wachaneni na advice ya yule madman with a deformed whatever

run to the nearest health centre you will get free supply,na uache kutupa advice kama high school kids

[imei2012]

@chriskiil

run to the nearest health centre you will get free supply,na uache kutupa advice kama high school kids

Boss zile condom kdf inatupea zinaweza supply your entire village for months ni uvivu tu ya kubeba ever wondered why kdf is never considered like a high risk group anymore???

[inzhener_otmetka]

@kitaka19

I can practically visualize how you were thrashing the hapless teacher, I love your composition though…

Hapa ni Hekaya…
composition pelekea Matiang’i

[Giggz]

@Fala 12

Yaani wewe tulikupea likes kule mukuru, ukapata kcr za zukabaga alafu ukawacha kutuwekea hekaya venye tulikuwa tumekubaliana.

Dr @Luther12 unatibu hadi muscle strains

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