QUARANTINE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

[Mpenda]

@toamapua

So you can reverse search it and post bullsh*t on my pages?

I wont do that. What I will do, and Ive posted this on my and many threads is I will post my face and pictures of me and the girl I’m talking about if you do the same, eka picha zako. I dont do the bullshit A lot of people talk shit on this site but scared to even put up images of themselves. Ekeni picha zenyu I’ll post mine so you fucks know I’m not blowing air over here

We are not interested in seeing your face… may be you post your ex’s ass or your so called companies. Stop complicating things

[system]

@Mpenda

We are not interested in seeing your face… may be you post your ex’s ass or your so called companies. Stop complicating things

I could’ve posted her tits, couldve posted my black c*ck deep in her guts, couldve posted both of us in carrefour jana with facemasks but since this is what you want, suit yourself

Oh, you can reverse image that however much you want son.

I’m burying my BBC in a white assh*le tonight while @Agwambo haggles over 500bob with dirty,diseased, foul breathed,stinky luthuli hookers

[Raptcha]

E

@anon46421834

Only bonobos feel comfortable when they survive a mini holocaust while being paid in a company where their name doesnt appear in the list of shareholders.

My fren,corporate BS never changes,whether your salo is touched or not.Never feel comfy in a company where you are not a shareholder.The sooner you accept that the better your financial future will be.If you ignore this,you will find yourself hitting 40,no company/business to your name,and your company that you are praising now showing you the door because you have become too expensive and they have to hire young,cheap,more creative blood.That ka ex girlfriend of yours might even dump your broke ass when the company fires you for younger talent.

Post covid,companies are going to adopt leaner meaner low cost structures to ensure survival in case of any future pandemics.The question is,are you part of the company’s future plans?

In the mean time you have reunited with your ex who is probably buying time to milk your hard earned money dry as a way of revenging for her time that you wasted mercilessly.It is said that getting back together with your ex is like trying to domesticate a black mamba snake.

Look beyond the Matrix ghassia.Life is for the living,but usi celebrate vitu ovyo ovyo.Learn to question things.In the mean time weka thermal image ya ex tunyonge nayo monkey.

enough said hakuna kitu mbaya kama kuwa kwa comfort zone kazini ile niliona one day nitaleta hekaya I learnt my lesson

[system]

@bouss

Hii fire play ndio gani

You can use a candle, lighter or just a steady flame near her skin. Sometimes I wipe some alcohol on her skin and light it, or if you have a bristle whip you can light the ends and whip her with it, this can be dangerous though so make sure you protect your eyes, I can’t stress that enough

[luumix]

ayysh my brother your quarantine seeming fire
honestly you dont need much more if you got a b**ch cooking for you while you chill with some ganja
im jealous ngl

[Mpenda]

@toamapua

I could’ve posted her tits, couldve posted my black c*ck deep in her guts, couldve posted both of us in carrefour jana with facemasks but since this is what you want, suit yourself

Oh, you can reverse image that however much you want son.

I’m burying my BBC in a white assh*le tonight while @Agwambo haggles over 500bob with dirty,diseased, foul breathed,stinky luthuli hookers

Matiti iko?

[system]

@jmoy

After few days she comes, ‘surprise babe!’

Toamapua, ‘What?’

Ex, ‘Surprise! We have baby’

Toamapua…(bangi inaisha kwa kichwa)

She’s has an iud

[bouss]

@toamapua

You can use a candle, lighter or just a steady flame near her skin. Sometimes I wipe some alcohol on her skin and light it, or if you have a bristle whip you can light the ends and whip her with it, this can be dangerous though so make sure you protect your eyes, I can’t stress that enough

Wtf

[system]

@luumix

ayysh my brother your quarantine seeming fire
honestly you dont need much more if you got a b**ch cooking for you while you chill with some ganja
im jealous ngl

No need to be jealous bro, you’ll get yours too, and I hope its better,believe in yourself,work on yourself through this period, get some skills, even if youhave to pay for it, start a business and don’t worry about what other people think about what makes you happy, thats what attracts the finest b*tches and the longest money, but you probably knew. Every dog has its day

[luumix]

@toamapua

No need to be jealous bro, you’ll get yours too, and I hope its better,believe in yourself,work on yourself through this period, get some skills, even if youhave to pay for it, start a business and don’t worry about what other people think about what makes you happy, thats what attracts the finest b*tches and the longest money, but you probably knew. Every dog has its day

bless bro

[Dyson]

You are Kenyan contractor with American customers?

[Mangele]

@Duke of Coomersvile

I thought I’m the only one who looked at this post and pitied the fella. Dude is pleased at the illusion of winning. Winning at the work place, winning over an ex. It’s an illusion dude. That company can release you anytime and that chic, well, let’s not even explore the countless ways she can f**k up your life. Toka kwa matrix msee.

YOLO…Let the dude enjoy it.

Each of us would wish for a chapter like his now when they write their book called LIFE.

Quit being whining jealous zealots…

@anon46421834

Only bonobos feel comfortable when they survive a mini holocaust while being paid in a company where their name doesnt appear in the list of shareholders.

My fren,corporate BS never changes,whether your salo is touched or not.Never feel comfy in a company where you are not a shareholder.The sooner you accept that the better your financial future will be.If you ignore this,you will find yourself hitting 40,no company/business to your name,and your company that you are praising now showing you the door because you have become too expensive and they have to hire young,cheap,more creative blood.That ka ex girlfriend of yours might even dump your broke ass when the company fires you for younger talent.

Post covid,companies are going to adopt leaner meaner low cost structures to ensure survival in case of any future pandemics.The question is,are you part of the company’s future plans?

In the mean time you have reunited with your ex who is probably buying time to milk your hard earned money dry as a way of revenging for her time that you wasted mercilessly.It is said that getting back together with your ex is like trying to domesticate a black mamba snake.

Look beyond the Matrix ghassia.Life is for the living,but usi celebrate vitu ovyo ovyo.Learn to question things.In the mean time weka thermal image ya ex tunyonge nayo monkey.

[ShabbaRanks]

What the fuck is going on here?
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[system]

@Dyson

You are Kenyan contractor with American customers?

I studied in the U.S and left for work elsewhere, I moved back there briefly and worked on my ex roommate’s start up and he got funding about a year ago and brought me onboard his team. I occasionally go back but I’m based in Kenya but yes I’m kenyan

[thesavage]

Roughly, what percentage of the general population are haters?

[chap]

@toamapua

No need to be jealous bro, you’ll get yours too, and I hope its better,believe in yourself,work on yourself through this period, get some skills, even if youhave to pay for it, start a business and don’t worry about what other people think about what makes you happy, thats what attracts the finest b*tches and the longest money, but you probably knew. Every dog has its day

Naona unapaka hiyo punda rangi, angejua kwa ground vitu ni different he wouldn’t give you such kind of audience

[system]

@thesavage

Roughly, what percentage of the general population are haters?

I don’t even know and don’t care bro. People that crave your attention by hating on you can’t stand it when you don’t give them the time of day. Thats what sets apart people enjoying their lives and people spending their time hating those enjoying their lives. Only one group lives a fulfilling life, and its not the latter. Do you and let them hate

[system]

@bouss

Wtf

I know. In my defense I’m a extremely perverse man and I let that be known to any woman I’m with from the get go. The stranger the sex, the better. For me personally

[thesavage]

@toamapua

I don’t even know and don’t care bro. People that crave your attention by hating on you can’t stand it when you don’t give them the time of day. Thats what sets apart people enjoying their lives and people spending their time hating those enjoying their lives. Only one group lives a fulfilling life, and its not the latter. Do you and let them hate

Yenyewe. Na saa zingine tuachange stori za, “Msee, kama kampuni sio yako, forget it! You are being used!” Saa hiyo anasema hivyo ju ako na kakiosk and he is talking to a KQ captain. Captain ako na investments zake. Sawa, he does not own KQ, but leave the fakka alone! Ako tu poa. Enterprenuer, my ass…

[Deepwater]

@thesavage

Yenyewe. Na saa zingine tuachange stori za, “Msee, kama kampuni sio yako, forget it! You are being used!” Saa hiyo anasema hivyo ju ako na kakiosk and he is talking to a KQ captain. Captain ako na investments zake. Sawa, he does not own KQ, but leave the fakka alone! Ako tu poa. Enterprenuer, my ass…

The funny thing is that @Agwambo sells phone accessories. Yani the jokes write themselves