Reaction after Kunyimwa

[LowRider]

@uwesmake

hehehehehe , young man learn from the best .

am a veteran tukikunywa na dem mimi huambia waiter chini ya maji alete bills ya Jemison or gilbeys which are my poison na ya other drinks like guarana and others . Dem akijaribu kunicheza ten nil hivo vile umesema najua ni mkora simple naita waiter namuambia hio bill ya others ni ya huyo dem , i swipe mine namuacha hapo . akikubali kutoa suruari namuambia apatie boy wangu simu niende nimnyandue moja kwa gari ndio nimuamini akikataa namuacha hapo na hio bill ya like 2000 shs most of the cases yeye hukubali nikishamnyandua kwa gari she is cool na huwa anakubali tuende lojo or mancave .

hehehehe hiyo ni blackmail na Kidnap lakini kama it works ni sawa

[Tia_Dalma]

@biraru

dem akipitisha guarana ya nne na hajaanza kukushika d!ck pale kwa club, ita waiter na umweleze alete kingfisher midget mbili na tot ya sambuca…kuna borehole inakataa kuchimbika na lazima ilipuliwe!

hehe, unajua madame hufanya kazi na waiter! Wewe itissha pombe mingi nikunywe kumbe waiter anarudishiwa hio pombe at Half Price. Or, even worse the lady is giving the waiter the beer wewe unanunua ndio pesa tugawanye na waiter.

[system]

@uwesmake

mimi hujaribu sanaaa kupeleka dem kwa mancave uzuri dem akiona Prado hananga wasiwasi . but wale hujiringa nawapeleka out akikunywa jameson aendelee kujiringa as in hataki nimshike ati anataka kienda home . i simple change tables and invite a super sexy girl , namuwacha kwa hio table pekee yake mbona nibembeleze mtu anakunywa pombe as if namuoa na nimewacha kuma kwa nyumba na kuma zimejaa all over na sina shida ya pesa , then i call my boyz tunakaa pamoja na madem wao .

MALAYA!!!

[system]

@uwesmake

COOMER YA DEM ANANYESHA NI TAMU SANAA na moto , dem ukienda na yeye mukifika club after first guarana i never beat around the bush mimi humuuliza kama ananyesha akisema yes namuambia simind hata kama ananyesha wengi husema they cant papo hapo nalipa guarana namuambia mimi niko dryspell mbaya aende nyumbani alale naita nyoka ingine .

MALAYA!!!

[WuTang]

@captain obvious

Ikifika hapo ndio huwa unasema “kama mbaya mbaya, sigwes enda hii hasara yote nikiona.” Unakashika mkono, unakaangalia eyeball to eyeball halafu unakauliza:
Si umekunywa fobe?
Na ukakura thabutha?
Arafu ukakura nyama shoma?
Na kashubari?
Tena ya firifiri?
Baas, SHUMA RAZIMA IRARE DANI!!!

Rori razima irare kwa parking

[WuTang]

@uwesmake

hehehehehe , young man learn from the best .

am a veteran tukikunywa na dem mimi huambia waiter chini ya maji alete bills ya Jemison or gilbeys which are my poison na ya other drinks like guarana and others . Dem akijaribu kunicheza ten nil hivo vile umesema najua ni mkora simple naita waiter namuambia hio bill ya others ni ya huyo dem , i swipe mine namuacha hapo . akikubali kutoa suruari namuambia apatie boy wangu simu niende nimnyandue moja kwa gari ndio nimuamini akikataa namuacha hapo na hio bill ya like 2000 shs most of the cases yeye hukubali nikishamnyandua kwa gari she is cool na huwa anakubali tuende lojo or mancave .

Hapo sawa tikteta. Lakini hii yako ni extreme.

[uwesmake]

@WuTang

Hapo sawa tikteta. Lakini hii yako ni extreme.

ahsande omwami but hawa watu wameumiza ndugu zetu wengi sanaa tukipata chance lazima tu revengie hao ndugu zetu , utapata saa hii dem amekunywa thao nne ya boy wetu akamuacha bila kunusa hata panty .

[WuTang]

@uwesmake

ahsande omwami but hawa watu wameumiza ndugu zetu wengi sanaa tukipata chance lazima tu revengie hao ndugu zetu , utapata saa hii dem amekunywa thao nne ya boy wetu akamuacha bila kunusa hata panty .

Tulikuwa na boy wangu hapo Harrys a while back akachokoza tudem tuwili hapo. Vile aliwauliza watakunywa nini, wakasema wanataka chupa mzima ya njemson, jamaa akawaambia waende wakikauka.

[faka_d]

@Tia Dalma

hehe, unajua madame hufanya kazi na waiter! Wewe itissha pombe mingi nikunywe kumbe waiter anarudishiwa hio pombe at Half Price. Or, even worse the lady is giving the waiter the beer wewe unanunua ndio pesa tugawanye na waiter.

So.what was the point of going out with a nigger in the first place?the money ama cz thats how cold digger are born.tutabia twa kijinga kaa huto.
y not tell the nigger that nimetosheka na av had my limit?
its such like behaviours that make ninjas act the uwesmek way.u take my money n i demand slices at any means neccessary.
kujiheshimu kwa mwanamke is a better turn on than being ratchet

[Ruffneck]

:D:D:D

[uwesmake]

@WuTang

Tulikuwa na boy wangu hapo Harrys a while back akachokoza tudem tuwili hapo. Vile aliwauliza watakunywa nini, wakasema wanataka chupa mzima ya njemson, jamaa akawaambia waende wakikauka.

hehehehe Harrys inakuwanga kwa wazito hapo nikiingia nakuja kukutana na wale unaskianga wanaitwa Cartel hapo najua cut yangu si less than one million , Anglo leasing ilianzia hapo na wacha nikuambie nilikuwa ikianza . hapo kuna Cartel member alituitishia mimi na boyz wangu wawili Jameson 5 , 1 litre , na ni kwa sababu tu ya kupitisha kitu kwa system . kila mtu alichukua yake akaweka kwa gari ndio tukaanzia hizo mbili .

[wildfrank]

:D:D:DUyu nunulia chrome(peasants panty remover)unaskianga amewhisper kwa maskio"bae twende home"

[4makind]

:D:D:D:D

@captain obvious

." Unakashika mkono, unakaangalia eyeball to eyeball halafu unakauliza:
Si umekunywa fobe?
Na ukakura thabutha?
Arafu ukakura nyama shoma?
Na kashubari?
Tena ya firifiri?

[Mauricio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHioEC9itTg

Siongezi zaidi ya hayo.

[pipita]

Suruali itolewe at all costs, no need mtu kwenda akikusengenya na wenzake ati fala fulani. Heri wakuite mmbaya. Kuna jamaa ashawai nunulia mwoman shots za tequila amounting close to 8k, kufika kitu 2am msee akadai waishie. Saa hyo tei umebuy ishapanda kwa system ako devil daring. aka uliza jamaa aende wapi na bado hajalewa. Msee akadai kwa nyumba juu ni kama mfuko iko on low battery mode. Bitch akauliza mbona ulinileta out ka huna doo ya kutosha? Me ndo nlikuambia unilete? ilibidi msee ajitoe ka amekunja mkia.

[pipita]

@uwesmake

ahsande omwami but hawa watu wameumiza ndugu zetu wengi sanaa tukipata chance lazima tu revengie hao ndugu zetu , utapata saa hii dem amekunywa thao nne ya boy wetu akamuacha bila kunusa hata panty .

Utapata magwiji utashangaa vile utatokwa. Kuna moja nshawai ona jamaa aliagizwa punany hadi akapewa mate, masaa ya kutoka ilipofika dem akawachia waiter wa counter kibeti ati anaenda washroom ka ame enda. hapo utangoja hadi ukauke

[system]

I don’t get it. A man buys drinks, food and expects sex.
When a woman expects a man to do something for her before she gives in, she is a whore. Why shouldn’t men be viewed as wallets when you walk around proving that if you spend on a woman you are owed sex?

[Some_Say]

@MaryJane

I don’t get it. A man buys drinks, food and expects sex.
When a woman expects a man to do something for her before she gives in, she is a whore. Why shouldn’t men be viewed as wallets when you walk around proving that if you spend on a woman you are owed sex?

Wewe mama wacha kujifanya holy joe na am sure in ur life umepatiana coomer for gifts na sijasema pesa

[LowRider]

@Some Say

Wewe mama wacha kujifanya holy joe na am sure in ur life umepatiana coomer for gifts na sijasema pesa after the man has proven he can get you gifts and much more

hawapeangi mtu hana kakitu coomer ni ngumu sana wawache kujifanya holy joe hapa

[Guru]

@captain obvious

Ikifika hapo ndio huwa unasema “kama mbaya mbaya, sigwes enda hii hasara yote nikiona.” Unakashika mkono, unakaangalia eyeball to eyeball halafu unakauliza:
Si umekunywa fobe?
Na ukakura thabutha?
Arafu ukakura nyama shoma?
Na kashubari?
Tena ya firifiri?
Baas, SHUMA RAZIMA IRARE DANI!!!

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