Retirement from Lanyes.

[Mlinda_lango]

@Wanaruona

Na Meza Ku maximize pesa zangu.

Chunga usiharibu mtambo. Refractory period is very important.

[Jizman]

@Mlinda lango

I was also retiring when I summoned a certain buxom kamba bedroom magician for one last tryst for old time’s sake. She showed up with another hot one. Temporarily back to factory settings. Retirement postponed to January next year.

:DMoto vinoma. Leta hekaya mdau

[Jaweed]

@Abyssinia254

My good elders, youngings, sistren & other chokoraz.
I have finally retired from the game. I have decided with the new regime under JSKS they are more important things to focus on.
With 4th floor speeding at me faster than anticipated I am no longer going to be found dryfrying, strapping up or sticking my tarimbo into that warm wet hole.

Whether it be my baby mama, uni girls born 1998-2004, CBD lanyes or those in Leafy suburbs (including our Chinese neo-colonialist s*x slaves in the Kilimani area.)

I am now celibate for life.
Let me die with my nocturnal ejaculations due to abstinence & focus on more value adding initiatives. Bora ma deals zinaivana na Serekali inachapa kazi.

For now adios to this filthy habit I wish I never started. Looking back I honestly don’t see the value I have gained from vagina for the over 21yrs I have been penetrating it.

Boots nime-hang but I will enjoy reading your stories here & having a laugh once in a while. The date is 13/10/2022. It is important that I have this support system for accountability as human is to error.

Kwaherini :D:cool:

Ungetuambie venye umeretire kwa kazi yako at 40 years and now you are at your ranch, na umegundua your farm boys have been stealing one of your goats and slaughter every week without your knowledge. Umalaya tuliachia akili zimejaa shonde kama hii yako

[Abyssinia254]

@Jaweed

Ungetuambie venye umeretire kwa kazi yako at 40 years and now you are at your ranch, na umegundua your farm boys have been stealing one of your goats and slaughter every week without your knowledge. Umalaya tuliachia akili zimejaa shonde kama hii yako

Boss nyumba nimejenga hii Nairobi na Nakuru, gari ziko, watoto iko na biashara ziko na kazi iko shware.

Umaskini tumekuachia, pumbaf.

[Jaweed]

@Abyssinia254

Boss nyumba nimejenga hii Nairobi na Nakuru, gari ziko, watoto iko na biashara ziko na kazi iko shware.

Umaskini tumekuachia, pumbaf.

Nugu! Sasa unahubiri tu umaraya :D:D:D:D:D:D

[Yuletapeli]

@Mlinda lango

I was also retiring when I summoned a certain buxom kamba bedroom magician for one last tryst for old time’s sake. She showed up with another hot one. Temporarily back to factory settings. Retirement postponed to January next year.

:D:D:D

[Wanaruona]

@Abyssinia254

Umechizi, wewe usipokuwa na hizo blue pills huwezi mbao.
Deadly stuff.

Nikiwa na dem huwa na power mtambo na power food. Mayai kienyeji na njahi.

[father_Kagwesh]

Good luck with that. Once a lanye eater always a lanye eater.

[Jizman]

@Wanaruona

Nikiwa na dem huwa na power mtambo na power food. Mayai kienyeji na njahi.

Hio kunyamba after every stroke si inaeza kuwa turn off kwa dem kuma ikauke?

[Hitachi]

@Wanaruona

Mimi niliretire after Malaya wote WA online kuniblock juu ya kuwa ambia na lipa kijiji fixed price 150. Saa hii na ongojea leta from Roman Catholic of joining priesthood.

:D:D:D:D

[dundley]

Dollar zillisha ikabidi ni sare lanye na nipunguze pombe… Currently ata nikiwa na pesa sina hamu.

[WaweruAnthony]

@Jizman

Hio kunyamba after every stroke si inaeza kuwa turn off kwa dem kuma ikauke?

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