secrets of nyeri and kikuyu land in general....fyi

[system]

@einstwine

Not to condone tri-ballism but pray tell, what are your community’s major achievements to date o_O

you baboon, i have no time to list and boast of community achievements, i have got my own life to live

[Supu_don]

ati wui? …yai hau meni niwatuhenia…

[Older]

@wonderful wonder

Kikuyu are wonderful creatures,it is well known that kikuyus and mostly people from nyeri are being beaten by their women…sorry, i mean we are beaten by our wives…this story started in 17th century during the era of wuui…Wui was a mad woman who used to demand sex from meN…the legend has it that she used to protect the rights of women,and anytime a woman was beaten by the husband,they used to call wuui,that is why kikuyu women call wuuuui to come rescue them in case they are in “danger”

in the 18th century another woman by the name of wangu wife of Makeri rose to rule kikuyu nation and at one point she became a "chief"she used to sit on men as she gave her speeches and legend has it that Wangu used to demand sex from well built up men…her era came to an end and she was buried at kombi in murang’a…

we as the kikuyu nation started supporting women empowerment and gender inequality before some tribes started wearing clothes,that is why we are strong and unbeatable

Hiyo “wuui” ilikuwa history ya class gani?

[einstwine]

@Atwoli

you baboon, i have no time to list and boast of community achievements, i have got my own life to live

Haha wazungu huja kulipa top dollar kuniona na kupiga picha wakaonyeshe wenzao proudly… so let me keep scratch 'n sniffing my balls while planning for new branches for my troop, wewe mwenye hauna kundule…

[einstwine]

Anywho, @Atwoli this whole battering thing is a symptom of underlying socioeconomic distress (anon, 1999). Na vile our society is largely based on economics, the rest, we say, is sensationalized history. Kataa, pia wewe siku hizi huwezi nguruma kwako like your gramps used to in his long-gone heyday, so once again, kundule… but rest easy, kwingine mtu huitiwa nduthi-assassins, kwingine bibi anaku-hack pamoja na watoto na kwingine wanahama na kila kitu kwa nyumba, so the kaliwad and the clobbered can rest easy with that info. On that note… double-checks if pot of boiling water was actually for ugali or more nefarious purposes

[wonderful_wonder]

Yaani hamkuhawi story ya wuuiii???kwani mlizaliwa kwa akina uncle nyani???

[gashwin]

inakaa hiyo ni cucu wenu tu alijua…

[Gaza]

Hapo umenipa update poa. Nilikuwa nashangaa mbona kila time niki dry-fry ma “yellow yellow” wanadai “wuii wuii”. Kumbe wanawika kume haribika.

[mundu_mulosi]

@einstwine

Budaboss, get your facts straight. The ‘wuui’ call, also known as ‘mbu’, was a battle cry that would echo through the ridges and rally the warriors to its source. The ‘17th century’ bit is the only fact there, since it was a countermeasure to the Maasai raids that were common at the time

Buda boss, this is even more scandalous, the battle cry for your men going to war was “wuuuuui”?

[system]

@Mundu Mulosi

Buda boss, this is even more scandalous, the battle cry for your men going to war was “wuuuuui”?

Hahahahahaha

[wonderful_wonder]

aaaaaaaah hii ndio “chinda” ya kudeal na watoi wa “cerelack”…meaning {cerebral lack}…

[bushido2]

@Mundu Mulosi

Buda boss, this is even more scandalous, the battle cry for your men going to war was “wuuuuui”?

Please have mercy on my ribs!!!

[einstwine]

@Mundu Mulosi

Buda boss, this is even more scandalous, the battle cry for your men going to war was “wuuuuui”

Haha Mulosi bwaana, acha ku-prove eti common sense is not that common and haikuji na uzee pia. Wamama ndio huachwa nyumbani wanaume wakienda patrol, na umewahi sikia nduru ya ma-soprano venye hu-travel mbali? Compare na hiyo alto yako uniambie ni gani warriors wanaeza skia wakiwa maraundi o_O

[system]

@WuTang

Mtu alikupeleka Naivasha alikosa sana.

@vuja de

Nyama ya punda ni kitu mbaya sana

@gashwin

Kwani @wonderful wonder tangu uende naivasha umekuwa ukila samaki iliyouliwa na mbariki?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Koolibah]

@einstwine

Haha Mulosi bwaana, acha ku-prove eti common sense is not that common and haikuji na uzee pia. Wamama ndio huachwa nyumbani wanaume wakienda patrol, na umewahi sikia nduru ya ma-soprano venye hu-travel mbali? Compare na hiyo alto yako uniambie ni gani warriors wanaeza skia wakiwa maraundi o_O

in that case wuuuuiii (haha) is a distress call. a war cry is a clarion call a rallying call for the troops to Chaaarge! (gerrit?) Mohammed used Allhau Akbar as a war cry

[einstwine]

@Koolibah

in that case wuuuuiii (haha) is a distress call. a war cry is a clarion call a rallying call for the troops to Chaaarge! (gerrit?) Mohammed used Allhau Akbar as a war cry

My bad… hii kizungu ya adult education inakaa ni ya kuomba maji tu hehehe

[Koolibah]

@einstwine

My bad… hii kizungu ya adult education inakaa ni ya kuomba maji tu hehehe

osungu na mpira! osungu na mpiraa! anachenga moja mbili

[Ice_Cube]

@einstwine

My bad… hii kizungu ya adult education inakaa ni ya kuomba maji tu hehehe

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[einstwine]

Hehehe @Ice_Cube @Koolibah as long as my argument’s main point haikuwapita.