Shocking, to say the least..

[kijanamrefu]

@jerrydubiz

Anyway I assumed it’s the alcohol, some men tend to do gayish shit when drunk.

:D:D:D Naonanga hii kitu na majamaa flani nanyamazia.

[Riddim]

@jerrydubiz

I let him have his moment

this is gold:)

[Ice_Cube]

talker akingojea drinks from a very funny fellow whom he let have his moment in the dark corner of a pub :D:oops:

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[Riddim]

@Ice_Cube

talker akingojea drinks from a very funny fellow whom he let have his moment :D:oops:
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:D:D:D

[jerrydubiz]

@vnv

voilà

1. Lo, there it is; see here; ta-
   da; presto; behold; bam!

NOT wallah.

We can always come up with a new one.

[jerrydubiz]

:) Listen people, this guy was among the elites who had real girlfriends in primo, in fact we were talking about his girlfriend then and the other chicks that we had crushes on before I chomokad. I couldn’t have imagined he metamorphosed into a faggot along the way.

[Ice_Cube]

@jerrydubiz

:) Listen people, this guy was among the elites who had real girlfriends in primo, in fact we were talking about his girlfriend then and the other chicks that we crushes on before I chomokad. I couldn’t have imagined he metamorphosed into a faggot along the way.

we believe you man the ktalk fraternity will not be malicious in any way while referring to that funny moment in a dark corner of a basement pub

[jerrydubiz]

@vuja de

Mjamaa alikamuliwa na penguin, na hamna huruma

https://media.giphy.com/media/ohpmYo0tN21LW/giphy.gif

@vuja de It looks like you harbor gay fantasies

[1776]

when a fag hugs you, you KNOW he wants the D

[Kaffir]

[SIZE=5]I’m always cautious of long lost friends you haven’t seen in decades Had one really good pal hadn’t seen since std 7 when he was unceremoniously transferred this was in the early 90s We meet in town have 2 beers, then I had to leave, meet another buddy tell him I ran into so and so he jumps 5 feet into the air warns me nani siku hizi ni mwizi wa gun !!! moto wa kuotewa mbali [/SIZE]

[jerrydubiz]

@Riddim

this is gold:)

:D:D Son are you that desperate for wanking material that you’re willing to extract it from the most mundane…

[Web_Dev]

The title is so wrong. You ain’t a virgin any more mrs bear.

[system]

@Riddim

this is gold:)

So now the opposite of ‘taking of slices’ is ‘having of moments’.
@aviator, something for the lexicon perhaps?

[Mr_Black]

sewer drillers everywhere

[Capitan]

@jerrydubiz

Why the hell are you sitting with this guy! This guy is a very notorious faggort in this town! For your own good, don’t be seen with him. We walked out of that building and I immediately went home and blocked the ‘deskies’ number. Damnit!

And the story had to end up this way. What a waste of hekaya:(

[Riddim]

@jerrydubiz

:D:D Son are you that desperate for wanking material that you’re willing to e…he most mundane…

he he he diversionary tactics naso, its ok and understandable mehn. there comes a time when one has to leave the “closet”…but a man has got to do what needs to be done…

@introvert

So now the opposite of ‘taking of slices’ is ‘having of moments’.
@aviator, something for the lexicon perhaps?

kapsaa mwanangu. I second, iende huko mara that:D:D
having of moments -first use 2016

[Nyamgondho]

UMETOKA KWA CLOSET KWA FUJO SANA JERRYKUNYIZ WAAH!

It’s unbelievable no-one has broken it down for the rest of us…lemmedoit!

@jerrydubiz

a dark figure in a corner calls me by my childhood nickname, I am kind of shocked!!

Hey but you had been meeting childhood friends since Tuesday why would you be shocked? Is it coz he called you by your childhood pet name? lemme guess Jerry-kunyiz??

@jerrydubiz

I move closer an wallah! It’s my deskie from primo. I haven’t seen this guy in almost a decade!! time flies!!

Honestly here you sound like a fag, I have nothing against you but sounding like a bitch doesn’t help your case

@jerrydubiz

The class teacher didn’t really like me, this after the old man gave him a thorough tongue lash , a story for another,

I bet by my right testicle that this is another “cumming out of the closet” story. I’ll be waiting!

@jerrydubiz

so I end up with this bugger that [SIZE=7]everyone absolutely loathed.[/SIZE] The guy was the embodiment of the [SIZE=7]ultimate asshole,[/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]Yeah yeah![/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]

@jerrydubiz

the girl becomes his girl friend and he decides that he’ll be sitting with her whenever there is no teacher in class, [SIZE=7]I was so relieved[/SIZE].

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Exactly! Tactical decision to divert attention from the two of you, right? Dude was banging you back in primary.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]

@jerrydubiz

but guy jumps and give me a tight bear hug!!! I am like wait a minute! what’s happening here!? Get off me you motherfuker! please! you’re violating me [SIZE=7]hehe[/SIZE].

[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]Dude was trying to rekindle an old flame…but judging by your laughter at the end of that sentence, seems like you were getting some sweet revenge, Right? Did he leave you for another?[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]

@jerrydubiz

So I sit down and we talk, the guy might be a [SIZE=7]butthole[/SIZE] but he’s one of the[SIZE=7] funniest [/SIZE]people you’ll ever meet.

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Oh there we go again! But wait didn’t you just say a few paragraphs above that…

@jerrydubiz

he was loud, loved small talk and gossip( the two things that I hate to date) he was a snitch, he is one of the most belligerent people I have ever encountered,

… So from loathed to “funniest” I am confused![/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]

@jerrydubiz

He tells me he has an NGO, he doing quite very well for himself and we decided to meet today to do more catching up. So leo tume meet, tume choma kambuzi, we’re drinking, laughing, reminiscing over the good old days, the guy is determined to prove that he’s doing much better than me and I let him have his moment.

[/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]So you learn he has an NGO and your butt gets wet? Potential sponsor? Reminiscing over good old days? Which good days Jerrykunyiz? I missed that.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]

@jerrydubiz

Then at some point another friend of mine comes in and on seeing us, a distraught look flashes on his face, he comes over pulls me aside, walks me out and [SIZE=7]in a very stern voice [/SIZE]he’s like, Why the hell are you sitting with this guy! This guy is a very notorious faggort in this town! For your own good, don’t be seen with him.

[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Fag-jealousy! Lol ni kama ndrama! Yeah he hasn’t changed Jerrykunyiz same o’ same! He’ll cheat on you like he did before better sick with your new fag. Look, nobody needs a stern warning in order to leave a fag…the slightest whisper will do! unless you’re a fag of course. [/SIZE][/SIZE]

[Ice_Cube]

@Nyamgondho

UMETOKA KWA CLOSET KWA FUJO SANA JERRYKUNYIZ WAAH!

It’s unbelievable no-one has broken it down for the rest of us…lemmedoit!

Hey but you had been meeting childhood friends since Tuesday why would you be shocked? Is it coz he called you by your childhood pet name? lemme guess Jerry-kunyiz??

Honestly here you sound like a fag, I have nothing against you but sounding like a bitch doesn’t help your case

I bet by my right testicle that this is another “cumming out of the closet” story. I’ll be waiting!

[SIZE=7]
[SIZE=4]Yeah yeah![/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=7]
[SIZE=4]Exactly! Tactical decision to divert attention from the two of you, right? Dude was banging you back in primary.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]Dude was trying to rekindle an old flame…but judging by your laughter at the end of that sentence, seems like you were getting some sweet revenge, Right? Did he leave you for another?[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]
[SIZE=4]Oh there we go again! But wait didn’t you just say a few paragraphs above that So from loathed to “funniest” I am confused![/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]So you learn he has an NGO and your butt gets wet? Potential sponsor? Reminiscing over good old days? Which good days Jerrykunyiz? I missed that.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]

[SIZE=4]Fag-jealousy! Lol ni kama ndrama! Yeah he hasn’t changed Jerrykunyiz same o’ same! He’ll cheat on you like he did before better sick with your new fag. Look, nobody needs a stern warning in order to leave a fag…the slightest whisper will do! unless you’re a fag of course. [/SIZE][/SIZE]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

this kijiji is unforgiving!

[jerrydubiz]

@Nyamgondho

UMETOKA KWA CLOSET KWA FUJO SANA JERRYKUNYIZ WAAH!

It’s unbelievable no-one has broken it down for the rest of us…lemmedoit!

Hey but you had been meeting childhood friends since Tuesday why would you be shocked? Is it coz he called you by your childhood pet name? lemme guess Jerry-kunyiz??

Honestly here you sound like a fag, I have nothing against you but sounding like a bitch doesn’t help your case

I bet by my right testicle that this is another “cumming out of the closet” story. I’ll be waiting!

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]Yeah yeah![/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=7]
[SIZE=4]Exactly! Tactical decision to divert attention from the two of you, right? Dude was banging you back in primary.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]Dude was trying to rekindle an old flame…but judging by your laughter at the end of that sentence, seems like you were getting some sweet revenge, Right? Did he leave you for another?[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]
[SIZE=4]Oh there we go again! But wait didn’t you just say a few paragraphs above that… So from loathed to “funniest” I am confused![/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7][SIZE=4]So you learn he has an NGO and your butt gets wet? Potential sponsor? Reminiscing over good old days? Which good days Jerrykunyiz? I missed that.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=7]

[SIZE=4]Fag-jealousy! Lol ni kama ndrama! Yeah he hasn’t changed Jerrykunyiz same o’ same! He’ll cheat on you like he did before better sick with your new fag. Look, nobody needs a stern warning in order to leave a fag…the slightest whisper will do! unless you’re a fag of course. [/SIZE][/SIZE]

:D:D Very funny, you’ve got to be a sick, sick, sick retarded scoundrel homosexual…for you to come up with all this shit.

[jagger_snr1]

Yaani unakula mbuzi choma ya mtu na pombe, alafu unachukua handbag unaenda?