Shortest boxing career in history.

[Randy]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D… pole kwa masaibu.

[Meria_Mata]

@Randy

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D… pole kwa masaibu.

Thanks, i decided to stick to my cross country na hio area hakuna mahari hatukukanyanga we used to follow the mainroad all the way down to Waruku alafu tunaingia ungem tunarudi na Thiongo road, or go up to Ndumbuini and onwards to kinoo and Wangige. the longest route we used to do was Utiru, kawangware, Waithaka, Dagoretti Center,Varaniki, Kinoo,Uthiru and then back to school. Life was good in Kabete especially after we discovered that we culd eat like kings in AHITI and kabete Campus, we used to stroll in during meal times like we were students there and no eye brows were raised. My first campus slice was from Kabete campus.

[byro]

@Meria Mata

mbona hua mnadanganya eti hio helmet itaabsorbe the blows on the head, na hio kitu ya mdomo niya kazi gani?

Headgear is to prevent cuts si ya kuzuia punches/concussions. plus makes amateur fighters gain courage. Hiyo “kitu” ni mouth guard, very hard to bite and the same time concentrating to throw punches, but its work is to prevent and reduce injury to the teeth, arches,lips and gums.

[biraru]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[gashwin]

@Meria Mata

@byro thanks for your kind offer lakini ata kwa dawa siwes kubali. Let me stick to cheki maneno.

ha ha ha…

[captain_obvious]

@Meria Mata

all the air left my lungs and I bent over, nikainuliwa na uppercut

http://i.imgur.com/fzSIO6o.gif
:D:D:D:D

[Kasighau]

Hekaya iko chonjo. Pole kwa masaibu kakabratha.

[Okwonkwo]

sijui kwa nini nacheka

[WuTang]

:D:D:D:D:D

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”- Mike Tyson

[lid]

nimeche

@Meria Mata

hehehehe, hii hapa
Before I could say @spax nikavalishwa ile helmet ya boxing and groves were thrust on my face nikaammbiwa nivae which I duly did alafu nikaonyeshwa kampira kamehangiwa juu nikaonyeswa vile kanagongwa, I spent over 20 minutes there with the “coach” coming up behind me and barking at me to hit it faster, baadaye nikapewa punching bag, hehehe, hio kitu hua ni ngumu, however hard I hit it haikua inasonga, nikaonyeshwa kukaza ngumi na kurusha power punch lakini wapi, from there I was given a skipping rope, Ngai! This guys could speed skip, mimi nikaa nilikua na skip in slow motion, hatimaye nikapandishwa juu ya ring nikafikiria ni more tizi, kamjamaa kafupi kaa inspector Mwala pia kakaingia, kalikua kamejenga videadly, he had zero fat on his body ungethania alikua anaishi kwa gym having metal for lunch and super. “coach” akanivalisha kakitu kwa mdomo na akanishow nisiwache ata ngumi moja iland kwa face then he said fight. I walked into the center of the ring with my fists covering my face, Inspector mwala alichomoka kaa Goldberg akimpa brock lesner spear na akascore ngumi moja kwa tumbo just below the ribs, all the air left my lungs and I bent over, nikainuliwa na uppercut nikaskia kaa nimegongwa na truck ikiwa full speed. Nikianguka kwa mat sikua najijua.

I woke up in the school dispensary to find the nurse na katorch akinimulika macho, “coach” and inspector were also there looking very concerned, after kupewa maji akaanza kunionyesha vidole nihesabu, akionyesha moja nilikua naona tatu, akionyesha zote all five fingers nilikua naona ziko kaa 100. He told the nurse that is normal and I would be okay after a few hours. I did recover after 24hrs but suffered migraines for over 3 months, ata leo nikiwa na headache hua nakumbuka hio siku. Kwa miaka hizo mbili nilikua kabete I never did set foot in that cursed room again and thus ended my boxing career before it even begun. @byro thanks for your kind offer lakini ata kwa dawa siwes kubali. Let me stick to cheki maneno.

nimecheka hadi natokwa na machozi. guys me think am nuts. nice hekaya:D:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@ntash

I thought @Meria Mata started His hustle with driving cars from mombasa to Nairobi.

Key word: thought.

Lakini hustle ya A109 came later.

[system]

…akionyesha moja nilikua naona tatu, akionyesha zote all five fingers nilikua naona ziko kaa 100…

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Rene_Descartes]

search “Evander Holyfield versus George Foreman”
also search “Butterbean”

[Zee]

@Meria Mata

hehehe, nimetoka cendro na kuna chida ya r na l, apan tambua which is which

usijali sisi kwetu shida inakuanga p na b

[Meria_Mata]

@Luther12

…akionyesha moja nilikua naona tatu, akionyesha zote all five fingers nilikua naona ziko kaa 100…

:D:D:D:D:D:D

My impressive boxing statistics
1 fight 1 loss by TKO

[macho]

@Meria Mata

My impressive boxing statistics
1 fight 1 loss by TKO

Ni TKO ama RKO ndio ulipewa?

…nice hekaya

[macho]

@Luther12

…akionyesha moja nilikua naona tatu, akionyesha zote all five fingers nilikua naona ziko kaa 100…

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Hii ndio marundurundu ama?

[Meria_Mata]

@introvert hajaona hii aweke sketch

[system]

@Meria Mata

@introvert hajaona hii aweke sketch

Ngoja niisome saa hii tu.

[system]

@kah tony

To be honest I usually ignore the ‘r’ and ‘l’ swapping but today zimezidi.

That being said, this is another super hekaya in the oven but you just had to go ahead and do a tbc. I hope this one will have an ending.

Hehehe.
Lelax @kah tony, jamaa experienced trauma to the head.
Hekaya swaffi ES.