Single Mother Fiasco

[gashwin]

@JMMohaa

She is not a window,the guy disappeared

ni muliango

[JMMohaa]

@Scott Gardener

You will go to hell for abusing a widow!

You are getting it wrong,Is the new style of saying Babake alikanyangwa na lori/ killed in Somalia.She is not a widow,the guy disappeared after she got paged

[JMMohaa]

@pseudonym

Wait…are kids who have lost their daddies called bastards too?

You are getting it wrong,Is the new style of saying Babake alikanyangwa na lori/ killed in Somalia.She is not a widow,the guy disappeared after she got paged

[JMMohaa]

@Notapeoplesguy

Imagine hakuna kitu nimeelewa

Endea school fees

[MarkMarco]

Hehe…:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[JMMohaa]

@gashwin

ni muliango

widow*** though she can be a door

[sodamadiaba]

@Deorro

Kuna wakati some beautiful lass moved in huku kwetu na nikasema huyu lazima nipite naye. Wakati bado nilikuwa napractice mistari nikashtukia a knock on the door, kuenda kwa mlango found that mbish nikashangaa kwani leo mungu ni mzuri aje ameniletea hata kabla niendee. She said hi then told me Kevo my neighbour sent her to me juu am good with computers, nikasmile na kusema “aah hizo ni vitu ndogo leta tuone”. She left for her place to come bring her laptop, mimi huyu arranged the house mbio. Akarudi na shida minor hata nikashangaa how that should be a problem, mimi nikafungua cmd, typed “sfc/scannow” then enter. of course this was just to keep her for long so that I can talk to her, shida nilikuwa nimetatua but hakuwa anaona so had to pretend na hiyo command to keep her. started flirting with her, kidogo mikono kwa mapaja n she did not object, ikafika mahali nashika matiti n that booty na dem hakatai, nikasema huyu ashajipa nitakula kesho. SFC scan ikaisha na nikamshow comp iko sawa n off she went. 2 days later passed her kwa stairs akiwa na some well-built guy the type that can [SIZE=6]break your neck[/SIZE] na wameshikana mikono. Kumbe mbish is married it’s just that the hubby doesn’t work in Nairobi. I thanked God for helping me avoid that na nikatoa majirani from my f**k list

hahaha uliponea. Saa hii ungekuwa unatembea na neck brace kama ule bro wa Kajwang’:D:D

[MBOMB]

@pseudonym

Wait…are kids who have lost their daddies called bastards too?

Not necessarily … @Mzee mzima is a living example…By living i mean living with his parents yet he is 39years and 12months old.

[majizee]

@gashwin

ni muliango

ni muliango mukupwa sio mutoko

[Desoto]

Mimi sioni fiasco hapa, you wanted to use her and you succeeded, now put in work to ward her off

[Budspencer]

When was the Sachaangwan fire? Ama hii ni hekaya ya zamani?

[slevyn]

haha i have a friend who moved in with a single mother of two last month…

[system]

@Budspencer

When was the Sachaangwan fire? Ama hii ni hekaya ya zamani?

Hukoo 2009

[milvoski]

@slevyn

haha i have a friend who moved in with a single mother of two last month…

Talk about throwing oneself under the bus. Give that friend an ice cold pilsner.

[system]

@sodamadiaba

hahaha uliponea. Saa hii ungekuwa unatembea na neck brace kama ule bro wa Kajwang’:D:D

Bana, na tuliwacha kuzoeana na bibi ya Oti

[system]

@milvoski

Talk about throwing oneself under the bus. Give that friend an ice cold pilsner.

I think lube is a better gift for that friend

[gashwin]

@Budspencer

When was the Sachaangwan fire? Ama hii ni hekaya ya zamani?

2009

[milvoski]

@Deorro

I think lube is a better gift for that friend

I noticed you were trading blows with some users. How did that turn out?

[system]

@milvoski

I noticed you were trading blows with some users. How did that turn out?

Data poisoning

[Nyarwath]

@Deorro

Kuna wakati some beautiful lass moved in huku kwetu na nikasema huyu lazima nipite naye. Wakati bado nilikuwa napractice mistari nikashtukia a knock on the door, kuenda kwa mlango found that mbish nikashangaa kwani leo mungu ni mzuri aje ameniletea hata kabla niendee. She said hi then told me Kevo my neighbour sent her to me juu am good with computers, nikasmile na kusema “aah hizo ni vitu ndogo leta tuone”. She left for her place to come bring her laptop, mimi huyu arranged the house mbio. Akarudi na shida minor hata nikashangaa how that should be a problem, mimi nikafungua cmd, typed “sfc/scannow” then enter. of course this was just to keep her for long so that I can talk to her, shida nilikuwa nimetatua but hakuwa anaona so had to pretend na hiyo command to keep her. started flirting with her, kidogo mikono kwa mapaja n she did not object, ikafika mahali nashika matiti n that booty na dem hakatai, nikasema huyu ashajipa nitakula kesho. SFC scan ikaisha na nikamshow comp iko sawa n off she went. 2 days later passed her kwa stairs akiwa na some well-built guy the type that can break your neck na wameshikana mikono. Kumbe mbish is married it’s just that the hubby doesn’t work in Nairobi. I thanked God for helping me avoid that na nikatoa majirani from my f**k list
Kondoo ndio hunyamaza akiraruliwa na fisi, hata awe next door, hautaskia sauti:D:D:D