Sixth Sense - Never Ignore

[Sambamba]

Your houseboy must be @Kimakia …

[Azor_Ahai]

Nimepotea wakati nimesoma houseboy badala ya housegirl. Uko na kichwa mzuri kuandika houseboy mkae nyumba moja?? Immediately after being circumcised, my pops told me ndume mbili haziwezi kaa zizi moja. Nikaenda kuishi a house outside karibu na gate hukoooo. My point is, kama una akili timamu kama mwanaume hufai kuandika mwanaume kwako. The closest unaweza andika mwanaume ni akuwe watchman huko kwa gate (if you are wealthy) na usiwahi ona sura yake karibu na nyumba.
Mwanaume anaguza nguo zako, anaingia bedroom yako, etc ukifanya nini?? If you ask me you must be gay and if not, you deserve ten hot slaps for not using your brain. Your MAN card has been revoked.

[MBOMB]

The pertinent question that everyone is asking albeit indirectly is… Why are you gay?

[system]

@Kigui

I have been thinking that my houseboy (it’s not a boy, an adult male Mboch), has been stealing from me. No concrete evidence, lakini change haipatikani kwa mifuko. You are damn sure Jana ulikua na change ya 1500 lakini unapata tu 200 on a Thursday morning. Saa zingine you imagine ulikua na thou 5 lakini Sasa Ni mbili. You get the flow, you could think you just messed up and brought more tipple than you were supposed.

Leo asubuhi, nikiwa kwa mhindi, I got email kutoka kwa bank saying that I just spent some cash online equivalent to my rent on some obscure website. I don’t carry my debit card with me always. Nikaona niende nyumbani to trace it. Off course I found it missing and promptly told my bank to block it. Kwenda lunch, nikaitafuta tena and found it exactly where I had searched before, my reserve wallet. Can you guess who has access to that part of my house? The houseMboch.

When I confronted him, he denied using it. Said I could do anything I want. So I called cops on him. I’m told that he has cracked now, admits to stealing.

What annoys me is that I know his family and children. He knows mine too. I have been paying him an above average wage. Yet I feel guilty having him locked up today.

I should have acted on my suspicion months ago. Always act on that small nagging feeling you have. Kama mbaya mbaya. My sixth sense was always right. I always used to let my intellect argue me out of action.

Do no expect any positive responses from Talkers here. They do not know where you are based. And to all NEVER EVER ignore the 6th sense.

[Azor_Ahai]

@Mrs Shosho

Do no expect any positive responses from Talkers here. They do not know where you are based.

There is absolutely no reason why any man in his right mind would hire a houseboy mwenye anapitia hata nguo zake na probably kuingia bedroom etc. Unless you mean that he is based in jail kwenye hakuna wanawake. This situation stinks to high heavens. You’d have to be gay or very fucked up in the head to hire a man for that job - if you are a man.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@upepo

We refuse to think what we are thinking.

We totally kemea hiyo fikira inayojichora. We refuse.

[system]

@Azor Ahai

There is absolutely no reason why any man in his right mind would hire a houseboy mwenye anapitia hata nguo zake na probably kuingia bedroom etc. Unless you mean that he is based in jail kwenye hakuna wanawake. This situation stinks to high heavens.

Not from where I am sat. Sorry. Your version and view of women is not my cup of tea M2Random…taraaaaaaaaaaa. Said in an Afrikanse accent.

[Jeremy_kibet]

@It's Le Scumbag

We totally kemea hiyo fikira inayojichora. We refuse.

Hello sir

[Jeremy_kibet]

@It's Le Scumbag

We totally kemea hiyo fikira inayojichora. We refuse.

Can we exchange ideas on German tuktuks

[Azor_Ahai]

This is the gayest post in the history of kubomoa kabat. Even Kimakia can’t beat this.

[uwesmake]

I always knew @Kigui is some fat bottom homosexual

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Jeremy kibet

Can we exchange ideas on German tuktuks

Tuktuk natambua ni tee vee es. Ya bendira inaitwa aye ‘new villager’?

[Jeremy_kibet]

@It's Le Scumbag

Tuktuk natambua ni tee vee es. Ya bendira inaitwa aye ‘new villager’?

I need to purchase a bajaj tuktuk

[Mawaya]

This is the meaning of a mboch redefined.

[Snowball]

Wow! guys you can be cold and brutal! But do any of you ever think that even though you double lock your bedrooms and keep your watchmen a mile away from your door fronts, you still trust them to save your live and property??? that sounds to me like basement level IQ on full throttle.

[ZaraYaqob]

umelipwa uchangamshe kijiji?:D:D

[Kigui]

I don’t care what you think. @Kigui lives the way he wants when wants. My post was about the ‘gut feeling’ not about who I chose to employ.

[Kigui]

@Motokubwa

hio ni malipo ya kumukamua mkia, only faggots employ houseboys

Some of us are senior boys. Why should I employ a female to work for me. Niko na Bibi kijana. The only thing that a female will bring to me is temptations asubuhi.

[Kigui]

@Tom Bayeye

Umeandikwa,ukaandika ka boyz? Uko na bibi btw?

I’m the age of your father. Kumbaff!

[Kigui]

@Starscream

Am i the only one who finds this story weird? a grown man employing another grown man to work and live with him hadi ako na access to your accounts.

Which part of living in did I talk about? Please tell me you are brighter in comprehension!