[FONT=Courier New]nice read…
na gari ulitengeneza?[/FONT]
Were you on victoria’s lounge jana
Me thinks you should boot them both… He he can’t they learn to share they are too serofish:D
@Meria Mata Nice hekaya…[SIZE=1]I like a man who goes down fighting[/SIZE]
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co-driver akaingia kwa g-touring na mimi huyo kwa land cruiser passenger seat na safari ikaanza tena, fat guy kasema fungua dashboard compartment which I did nikapata miraa, ile kangeta ndefu na big G, from under his seat akatoa colomboo, ile weed side moja konde size ya bic biro na side ingine kubwa kama big toe akaniambia niwashe, mwathani Jehovah, last time I had smoked weed was in form 4 na hapa kuna weed enough kuangusha hii kijiji yote. Anyway aftr kuvuta na kuanza kangeta I remember nikirusha macho nikichungulia sppedometer naona iko 200 namuuliza mbona tumesmama.
This is a classic Hekaya…nimetoka a heavy call shift najiekelea kidogo…Insomnic after 1hour. i log into Ktalk. Hehee…hii hekaya imenichekesha mpaka naulizwa nini hiyo inakuchekesha kama mwendaa asubuhi…speed ya 200kph na unauliza mbona mmesimama…!!
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i tero you my dear…it aint that serious though…
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Me loves a lady who likes to share, shall we?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Meria Mata…out of curiosity…mlikua mnatoa hizo magari G-section(wakati hizo hakukuwa na CFS) ama nyinyi ndio mlikua mkidandia ‘bomba’ hapo nje port baada ya mwingine kung’ang’ana na majumper ndio itoke kwa yard…
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I was slapped nikiwa mono by a fourth former. Monolization that time was real. Guy gave me his smelly shoe to call my mother. I in turn threw the shoe away nikaenda class. Days passed by but the guy never once said a word to me. Then one day out of the blues tukiwa games I felt a slap. Didn’t even see who did it. Nikuambiwa nilikuwa naambiwa. Fell down hapo kwa touchline wasee wakaanza to blow air over me with pullovers. I lay there with my jaws having a muscle pull. Msee Bju kidogo kidogo akafufuka. It was my turn. One day as we were having lunch nikazunguka nyuma ya kitchen and armed myself with a sizeable kuni. The type yenye huwa imepasuliwa na axe. Jamaa aliniona mbele yake Kama venye Undertaker alitokea Shawn Michaels. Aliniona Tu mbele yake. I just remember seeing blood on his forehead and I dashed to the headmasters office leaving screams behind. He was taken to hospital as our parents got summoned. The school went quiet. I went home with my parent na sanduku langu never to return to that school. The guy got several stitches na akawekwa kilemba. Yeye pia akatoka Mamake mfupi nyuma na sanduku lake only to come back during national exams.
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Nice 
ganster mono
ubaya izi beef can led to death…kuna form four ilikuwa inatuhanda karuri…then holiday tukapatana na dat mafaka kama amelewa area za Gachie …sema kutandika boyz kama mwizi…jamaa after 2 weeks namuona na plaster kwa mkono…nilifurahia walipo anza exam …iyo fala ata haikujuwa ni akina nani
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Nice Hekaya Brother.
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Man! Nko Matuu Nanunua mbuzi Nimecheka mpaka Hawa mabroker Wakaanza kucheka pia
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just F**kin nice…never laughed like these in a long time.
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True bana. I would have killed that guy if hiyo kuni inge land hapa juu ya kichwa. Lakini hiyo kuni ili meet his forehead at right angle
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the only thing we like sharing is a bag of peanuts…
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Nimeomba ruhusa nikanyimwa, sorry
nimecheka karibu ninyongwe na maandazi:D:D
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MM I can see things are not bad…ukumbuke kuweka mbisha ya huyu kule telegram but we won’t tell
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By the way so how do these things work? were you penalized for the damage?
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