SLOW SUNDAY

Yes. Happily married for the last 12 yrs.

Isn’t disgusting that you make vows before man and God and then recklessly break the vows within a few months? Did you do it under duress? Did you marry the wrong partner? Sio kwa umbaya, but it beats logic.

Kuja ninunue moja hapa red office.

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The only thing I can’t do to misus is HKM. Everything else goes.

Niko Mwiki nikupe till number.

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Juu ni misus ama hupendi HKM?

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Apana weka till number. kuja wewe mwenyewe. 2 on me.

HKM siwes ata na Malaya. Disgusting! Abomination.

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so you have used

Of course he has and still does, case closed

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and he soaks his dose in petrol to increase its potency

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umenikumbusha , august last year nilitomba mama mkisii my boss ako 45 years dryfry .hekaya for another day

I dinyad my mum’s best friend.
I dinyad my tutor.
I dinyad my landlady, ; hang on… two landladies!
I dinyad my manager…
I dinyad a mother and daughter!(not together… Kikikikkkk…)
I had a threesome with two lesbians…

And all these was before I was 23!

Na sisumbui!

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nani amekuuliza ngombe hii ? zile uwongo unakuwanga nazo sema hata ulitomba bibib ya Moi .

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Hiyo itakuwa uongo lakini ukweli ni ati naweza dinya Bibi yako! Kikikikkkk…

that is a kikuyu proverb you just quoted…

other than waweru
who else dinyad you before you were 23

hu hu hu hu huuuuu

na sisumbui!

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Tr

True!
Most of these younger hoez busy parading their unshapely bums here are what in Greek we call “ithethwa”!

chief vile Waweru alikutomba kwa mkia ulienda hospitali ?

you know that the introvertess is shiny eyed, she could be adding some shine to them dim eyes

Let’s try and separate reality from fantasies Fala hii.

Plus a host of silent Sti’s they have accumulated along the way. Ask @Luther12.