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[Useless_Spectator]

ignore the text, lose her no,and be on your merry way

[danji1]

@Electronics4u

And its hurting. Ndio amekimbia hapa for a shoulder to cry on.

Mtu wa turedio, how do we bookmark posts in this new UI?

[under23]

hii generation nzee iko brain dead

[Scott_Gardener]

Lipa rent ama ulimwe vibaya sana!

[Duke_of_Thika_Road]

@SnazzyKenyan

Now, apparently this is the text I got after a night of DF.(nilipigwa na bumbuazi kama KaLooser na Weta n maDvD).
Background:; she is a biz woman, established her first biz ikakwama, left her hubby, went home but after a while they reconciled. Now, the hubby is what we call ‘small penis’ (figuratively). Or a sissy. (You get wat I mean!). He is from a well off fami n supports her (he established 2 biznesses zenye zimekunywa maji), but the kunguru says ‘hamsaidii’, which I refute, but can’t tell her to her face cz during DF time am thinking with my other ‘head’.
Recently, I dunno wat happened n they parted. Guy took off with the bed n mattress n left her with everything else in the house plus the kids.n he threatened that he’d not pay March rent.
Sawa wacha mumama aanze kuniletea stress, ooh ati ‘I only think abt sex n pombe’ (mind U I quit), ooh at I 'ako na stress, Mara shez wattsaping me pics of those kingsize NaKUMAtt (RIP) beds, followed by ‘Message not meant for you’-of course nilichorea kama @uwesmake akinyimwa na mono au @introvert akikosa omens kwa kibanda.
Haisuru, tukaendelea tu, kupigana kuni bila maswali.

One day (had withdrawn 50k for a supplier n kept the ekwiti receipt in my biz diary) n she came across it.
Next day, texts at I ooh simsaidii. In my mind am like ‘siungoje kwanza nijisaidie, ili nikusaidie, Mimi hapana mbirionea! Chieth!’.
But in all honesty,Mimi ni ‘muriu muriu’ tu.(if u undstnd Greek, that’s colloquial word for ‘hustler’). I help her out, wen am able to. Kusort credit issues daily n other small issues kama za power tokens, n a kampesa here n there for ‘shopping ya watoto’. (Mind you,she runs a hotel biz, When I eat there I pay hehehee).

Saaasaaaa, this is the shock tht came on Sat by text.

"Mi nmekaa nkafikira nkaona I dn need this rlship anymore.Mi kudate mtu hatusaidiani nayy;Ni ujinga @ my age.I need someone who cn support me,not only bed things.I hv alot in my mind and in my life;n to be in some rlship is to do more harm thn good.Understand me bt let’s quit please’.

Wadau na wakUMBWA, is my goose cooked?

You are late bloomer brother

[AMB_Sunday]

Huyo ni kunguru vile @Okwonkwo apo amekusho

[SnazzyKenyan]

Asandeni wadau.

My response to the text was a cool ‘Cool’.

Siwes lea kunguru Singo matha juz cz bwana amemuwacha n she has a 7k rent bill.

Before then hakukuwa na issues.
Aende akukaukanga! Chieth.

@Masood, @Greedy Genius, @bure, @WuTang, @Maathais, @Okonkwo, @dusko Asandeni.

@Encore n @Electro whatever…F U again.

@Useless Spectator

ignore the text, lose her no,and be on your merry way

Exactly wat I did bro

@devani

Mini sponsor.thats what u r niccur.i tell u no bitch bellow 50 can convince u that u satisfy her sexually.u hav a small d*ck precisely to lady thats given birth already.

Tombwer matterpaka hii

@Electronics4u

And its hurting. Ndio amekimbia hapa for a shoulder to cry on.

Una ujinger sana wewe

[danji1]

@Nefertities, have you found that ‘bookmark’ feature? Hehe.

[system]

It’s a myth, like the g-spot!

[Okwonkwo]

@Nefertities

It’s a myth, like the g-spot!

g-spot is not a myth. My finger has a G-spot sensor

[Shuma_mre_dani]

boss are you still new to ktalk? We’ve had these discussions for ages here… Keywords “singo mother” and “kunguru”… Tafuta and learn something…Naenda hiviiiiiii…

[Princebushy]

@SnazzyKenyan

Now, apparently this is the text I got after a night of DF.(nilipigwa na bumbuazi kama KaLooser na Weta n maDvD).
Background:; she is a biz woman, established her first biz ikakwama, left her hubby, went home but after a while they reconciled. Now, the hubby is what we call ‘small penis’ (figuratively). Or a sissy. (You get wat I mean!). He is from a well off fami n supports her (he established 2 biznesses zenye zimekunywa maji), but the kunguru says ‘hamsaidii’, which I refute, but can’t tell her to her face cz during DF time am thinking with my other ‘head’.
Recently, I dunno wat happened n they parted. Guy took off with the bed n mattress n left her with everything else in the house plus the kids.n he threatened that he’d not pay March rent.
Sawa wacha mumama aanze kuniletea stress, ooh ati ‘I only think abt sex n pombe’ (mind U I quit), ooh at I 'ako na stress, Mara shez wattsaping me pics of those kingsize NaKUMAtt (RIP) beds, followed by ‘Message not meant for you’-of course nilichorea kama @uwesmake akinyimwa na mono au @introvert akikosa omens kwa kibanda.
Haisuru, tukaendelea tu, kupigana kuni bila maswali.

One day (had withdrawn 50k for a supplier n kept the ekwiti receipt in my biz diary) n she came across it.
Next day, texts at I ooh simsaidii. In my mind am like ‘siungoje kwanza nijisaidie, ili nikusaidie, Mimi hapana mbirionea! Chieth!’.
But in all honesty,Mimi ni ‘muriu muriu’ tu.(if u undstnd Greek, that’s colloquial word for ‘hustler’). I help her out, wen am able to. Kusort credit issues daily n other small issues kama za power tokens, n a kampesa here n there for ‘shopping ya watoto’. (Mind you,she runs a hotel biz, When I eat there I pay hehehee).

Saaasaaaa, this is the shock tht came on Sat by text.

"Mi nmekaa nkafikira nkaona I dn need this rlship anymore.Mi kudate mtu hatusaidiani nayy;Ni ujinga @ my age.I need someone who cn support me,not only bed things.I hv alot in my mind and in my life;n to be in some rlship is to do more harm thn good.Understand me bt let’s quit please’.

Wadau na wakUMBWA, is my goose cooked?

Ipatie muda kama hauku reply, kama ulireply meza mate machungu pole pole bila kusumbua mtu

[Princebushy]

@Nefertities

It’s a myth, like the g-spot!

I can help you find yours, but it takes time

[SnazzyKenyan]

Ha

@Princebushy

Ipatie muda kama hauku reply, kama ulireply meza mate machungu pole pole bila kusumbua mtu

Hiyo maneno kwisa buana

[klip]

@SnazzyKenyan

….Guy took off with the bed n mattress …

that phrase tells alot about the guy. He is a sufferer. it says something about your taste too.

[SnazzyKenyan]

@klip

that phrase tells alot about the guy. He is a sufferer. it says something about your taste too.

Humbwerrrr

[S.P]

@SnazzyKenyan

Wadau na wakUMBWA, is my goose cooked?

Why would you even ask such a silly question Muriu Muriu?
You just sidestepped one!

[S.P]

@gashwin

you was dumbed

Hahahahahaha, this!!:D:D:D:D:D:D

[mashaa]

My frenn… kimbia na usiangalie nyuma. Nyairofi has an endless supply of slices. Na usishtuke akikuja kukubembeleza. Don’t look back.