So. . .

[jerrydubiz]

@Ka-Buda

I Dont Know you Personally so i can only Go by the Comments you make here;

You Come across as a Negative Person wyho feels like the World Owes them Something!
BREAKING NEWS my Sister!:…

You Get out of Life what you Put in!
If you choose to be Judgmental and Obnoxious,Life gives you the Same tenfold.

Look in the mirror @MaryJane .
And Make the Change!

You are too judgmental for an aging truck driver with 4 baby mothers who hate him, who’s favorite past time is sticking his dick in every open hole and posting melodramatic rumbles online.

[system]

@Ka-Buda

I always thought you were a Sad Miserable Mare!..
And then you go on and Confirm it!

Woe be unto the Man you eventually end up with! - (if you ever find one that is!)
@MaryJane ,if you were my wife,i would Commit Suicide.
(And i Am a Trained Psychologist)

Acknowledge your source each time you quote them.

[tm_wa_klist]

Kwani ktalk/klist ladies don’t get married? Nimeishi huku like forever na wanawake hawajawahi olewa. Ama wakiolewa hua wanahama kijiji?

[Ka-Buda]

@Nefertities

Acknowledge your source each time you quote them.

Hi Pretty!

What am i supposed to Acknowledge here?
I am a Poet so i Dont do Citations; Citations Do Me!..
(@Ka-Buda 2015)

[Ka-Buda]

@jerrydubiz

You are too judgmental for an aging truck driver with 4 baby mothers who hate him, who’s favorite past time is sticking his d*ck in every open hole and posting melodramatic rumbles online.

Another New Villager working hard to get to the Front Row!..

Don`t Hate The Player;… Hate The Game,…My Nigga!

[kawambui]

unless your taste runs the other way. ama uko na kasoro ya kimaumbile
at your age you should have a regular tree to ride.
i am putting it politely since you are my dear friend.

[G-STAR_NYONGESA]

Get yourself fifteen cats to keep your other cat company

[Ka-Buda]

@Nefertities

Acknowledge your source each time you quote them.

I am coming to "Narobe " next week Pretty.
Any Chance we could hook up?

I Dont Kiss on the first Date Though, (But i Dont mind Licking!!..)

[anonymous60]

@MaryJane

.
Is there a time when problems end? Like a constant when one can truly say I am in a happy zone?

Why can’t I be a woman who is single and content?

No problems will always be there if there werent then life would be so boring we wouldnt even experience hapiness.

There is nothing like single and content those are two very different terms.

[Mzee_mzima]

@Mundu Mulosi

The most important thing is that you are a life

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4MXs9r98UVQ2DMeKm9MY8A26VD1MynpFlGw7N7WpWOAd9jyC-

TF??? :D:D I have seen it all!!!

[le_scumbag]

Three word for you @MaryJane

STOP BEING NEGATIVE

enaf said

[Fala_12]

@Ka-Buda

I always thought you were a Sad Miserable Mare!..
And then you go on and Confirm it!

Woe be unto the Man you eventually end up with! - (if you ever find one that is!)
@MaryJane ,if you were my wife,i would Commit Suicide.
(And i Am a Trained Psychologist)

na hii ni ile nugu ilikuwa inasema acc ifungwe sijui imetukanwa??

[vuja_de]

@nairobilay

@gashwin what is the pun here if one were intended? Am i missing something?

@gashwin

A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A pun, also called paronomasia, uses words that have several meanings or words that sound similar but have different meanings.

[SIZE=5]Fun Puns[/SIZE]
[ul]
[li]A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger.”[/li][li]Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.[/li][li]She had a photographic memory but never developed it.[/li][li]The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.[/li][li]I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.[/li][li]I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.[/li][/ul]

Read more at http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-puns.html#wHtGGoil8KeQVDSp.99

One of the most mis-used terms in English, along with “literally”

[gashwin]

@vuja de

One of the most mis-used terms in English, along with “literally”

and per se

[tm_wa_klist]

@gashwin et al, which is correct.

1. Are you not coming? Yes. I am not coming.
2. Are you not coming? No. I am not coming.

[Father_Figure]

una miaka mgapi my dear?.. tuanzie hapo

[le_scumbag]

@tm wa klist

@gashwin et al, which is correct.

1. Are you not coming? Yes. I am not coming.
2. Are you not coming? No. I am not coming.

@tm wa klist what has this got to do with mashida za @MaryJane

[WuTang]

@Mundu Mulosi

The most important thing is that you are a life, othewise, one day at a time.

[system]

@Father Figure

una miaka mgapi my dear?.. tuanzie hapo

I can’t post that here!

[system]

@anonymous60

No problems will always be there if there werent then life would be so boring we wouldnt even experience hapiness.

There is nothing like single and content those are two very different terms.

By that I don’t infer it should be forever or that it applies to everyone. Someone can be single and content for various reasons. They are personal choices.