Electronics4u:
As advised by Uncle uwes, everytime you go for a wedding, funeral, rurashio, or a party, jisort kwanza in the nearest butchery na Ka-nusu tumbukiza.
Uzuri tumbo yangu nka manufacturing industry…huwa sirarukiwi…but going forward…that advice itasaidia sana
Sjui nacheka nini… na siezi stop :D:D:D Yenyewe tumashida tumekuengage wewe. Unless ukate kidole utupe pete
Parties in urban settings nowadays ni upuzi sana. Unaenda bash but ushenzi ndio mingi. mara waru, mara nyama haina salt, mara cheap drinks ndio ziko available.
Ebru
June 26, 2015, 9:28am
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Maskini wa.mungu sunday utapata chakula cha kiroho kanisani
I decide to attend a Party!!! The good me and as punctual as i always am, i sat in the front row. Then a Lady started giving out food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. “Hapo nkasema haizuru”…When her friends started giving out drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately i had already changed my seat to the back knowing thats where things were being delivered…Again the drinks didnt reach me…“Weeee…hapo sasa nliuma kidole karibu niikate”…So fed up and the anger in me, i just stood up to leave , then i saw 3 ladies, each with a big bowl…This time, nkatumia kaujanja kangu kadogoooo…and i decided to sit in the middle…To my Surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front and the other from the back…Men, it was roasted meat…When they got got close to the middle where i was seated , it got finished. Feeling so frustrated , i bent my head , not looking at any face…the 3rd Lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that i should pick…Can’t imagine how relieved i was…i stretched my hand with a sigh of triumph…Mmmhhh…!!! Gues what was in the Fucking Bowl…??? THE STUPID B*** HAD CARRIED A BOWL FULL OF TOOTHPICKS…
Somebody in his/her right sense of mind anafaa kuniambia if this what we call bad luck or its Simply a curse…?? Dame ka huyo mtu humuambia nini sasa…??
:D:D:D:D:D:D hii hoya noma
madova
June 26, 2015, 1:50pm
28
I decide to attend a Party!!! The good me and as punctual as i always am, i sat in the front row. Then a Lady started giving out food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. “Hapo nkasema haizuru”…When her friends started giving out drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately i had already changed my seat to the back knowing thats where things were being delivered…Again the drinks didnt reach me…“Weeee…hapo sasa nliuma kidole karibu niikate”…So fed up and the anger in me, i just stood up to leave , then i saw 3 ladies, each with a big bowl…This time, nkatumia kaujanja kangu kadogoooo…and i decided to sit in the middle…To my Surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front and the other from the back…Men, it was roasted meat…When they got got close to the middle where i was seated , it got finished. Feeling so frustrated , i bent my head , not looking at any face…the 3rd Lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that i should pick…Can’t imagine how relieved i was…i stretched my hand with a sigh of triumph…Mmmhhh…!!! Gues what was in the Fucking Bowl…??? THE STUPID B*** HAD CARRIED A BOWL FULL OF TOOTHPICKS…
Somebody in his/her right sense of mind anafaa kuniambia if this what we call bad luck or its Simply a curse…?? Dame ka huyo mtu humuambia nini sasa…??
Can please acknowledge this before CIS does the nasty on u or just grease my hand to shut up.:)
madova
June 26, 2015, 1:53pm
29
Where the hell is you caps Lock in your key board.Everytime i feel like you are shouting.:rolleyes::rolleyes:
madova CAPS YANGU ILIVUNJIKA
Older
June 27, 2015, 3:21am
31
hiyo lazima ikuwe ni curse…
Next time fanya research kabla uende ku gate crash bash ya wenyewe
Very funny… Acknowledge source next time…
system
June 27, 2015, 1:58pm
35
Di Ticha!! Wewe Dixion Bond Okello???
Haya mujamaa kaanikwo, let mi google him just like @Purr_27
