#SomeoneTellThese 1GBs...Hii ni mara ya Tatu

[Baba_Toto]

Mchagua jembe…
A maliar like me cannot afford to be picky.
I eat chicken, pig, cow, goat bora she is female, wet and human.

[Ka-Buda]

@Miss Finest Wine

Haki si you like onearing me 123 get the hell out? You see when Ka-Buda posts I see thru it all! kikikikikiki. To me it is daylight/nightlight. I can almost see the guuurls he is mentioning. Now being Kenyan I also wanna know what GB I am. Else ndre na uru.

Nooo tikwayarerria. I am only here for kendo max 3 hrs on weekdays…and with many threads to peruse. I don’t need a man on Ktalk. Got one already.

Weka mbisha hapa. You don’t need to show your face. Just your 4GBs…

[system]

With permission from@Kush yule mnono.

[Ka-Buda]

@Miss Finest Wine

With permission from@Kush yule mnono.

I am beginning to think you are at least 10GBs

[system]

That slagfest won’t push me to doing it darling…if one is going out with a dude then you must respect the privacy.

[Ka-Buda]

@Miss Finest Wine

That slagfest won’t push me to doing it darling…

I can only try!.. kikikikkkk…
And if all else fails, we are meeting after you come back from Jamuhuri inni?

[system]

No probs in you trying but Kush is around hia too and will be in Kenya. We said we can meet for a meal when I am back so let us do that. Are you in Southern Ireland or still in the UK?

[Ka-Buda]

@Miss Finest Wine

No probs in you trying but Kush is around hia too and will be in Kenya. We said we can meet for a meal when I am back so let us do that. Are you in Southern Ireland or still in the UK?

Going tonight.
Can’t wait to meet you.

[system]

Enjoy and take notes.

[Ka-Buda]

@Miss Finest Wine

Enjoy and take notes.

Did you see Priti Patel on BBC arriving on a Kenya airways flight…
Felt so proud watching a KQ plane landing at Heathrow and it was BREAKING NEWS.

[system]

@Ka-Buda

Did you see Priti Patel on BBC arriving on a Kenya airways flight…
Felt so proud watching a KQ plane landing at Heathrow and it was BREAKING NEWS.

No I did not…

[Bakayaro]

@Ka-Buda

Leo morning nilikuwa na a million things to do and one of them was sorting out some problem i`ve been having with my Mobile phone contract. (They tried to do a Safari-con on me)
Its an inconvenience that i could honestly do without and i have tried sorting it out online,on the phone but wote wanadai i have to go to the point of sale…

Nishaingia kwa shop all stressed out for lack of enough parking space for my KiRori but i attempt to crack a smile at the otherwise overly jovial girl behind the customer service desk.

She is a pointi (mixed race ) skinny but pretty faced thing.

At first i think she is just doing her job as i explain myself but she looks fixated on me and i can feel her “checking me out”… - We all know that feeling .
She must be around 23 or 26 at most but ni kakonda so i feel nothing for her!..
She moves from behind the desk to some sofa and she offers me coffee and as much as i want to be polite, i just want her to sort out my problem niende.
She starts getting personal and everytime she tries to show me some details on her tablet she gets uncomfortably close to me and she keeps flicking her hair which for a man who`s been around like me i know is "come and get me " sign.

What makes these skinny women get attracted to an old overweight geezer like me?
This is the third time its happened to me.
The last time it was a Jamaican (black British) collegue i used to work with and she ended up spreading rumours that i was “Chichi” after i rejected her request to go “for a drink”…

Si kwa ubaya but when i see a skinny woman,no matter how pretty they are , my mind doesnt register anything romantic or sexual. And i guess that this is the problem. Women dont like to be rejected or ignored so i suppose the 1GBs can feel the lack of attraction and unconciously they demand a male`s attention.

Is it just me or do other males here have the ability to “smell” or sniff out women who are Ovulating?
I just confirmed today that no matter how clean a woman is, no matter how much perfume they use, iko kaharufu as a man you get from a woman who is Ovulating.

Could it be Animal instinct just like in cows and dogs?
And that smell is universal and similar among all women apart from the woman you live with!

“Is it just me or do other males here have the ability to “smell” or sniff out women who are Ovulating?”

Ni muhimu.

[bolingo]

@Ka-Buda

Leo morning nilikuwa na a million things to do and one of them was sorting out some problem i`ve been having with my Mobile phone contract. (They tried to do a Safari-con on me)
Its an inconvenience that i could honestly do without and i have tried sorting it out online,on the phone but wote wanadai i have to go to the point of sale…

Nishaingia kwa shop all stressed out for lack of enough parking space for my KiRori but i attempt to crack a smile at the otherwise overly jovial girl behind the customer service desk.

She is a pointi (mixed race ) skinny but pretty faced thing.

At first i think she is just doing her job as i explain myself but she looks fixated on me and i can feel her “checking me out”… - We all know that feeling .
She must be around 23 or 26 at most but ni kakonda so i feel nothing for her!..
She moves from behind the desk to some sofa and she offers me coffee and as much as i want to be polite, i just want her to sort out my problem niende.
She starts getting personal and everytime she tries to show me some details on her tablet she gets uncomfortably close to me and she keeps flicking her hair which for a man who`s been around like me i know is "come and get me " sign.

What makes these skinny women get attracted to an old overweight geezer like me?
This is the third time its happened to me.
The last time it was a Jamaican (black British) collegue i used to work with and she ended up spreading rumours that i was “Chichi” after i rejected her request to go “for a drink”…

Si kwa ubaya but when i see a skinny woman,no matter how pretty they are , my mind doesnt register anything romantic or sexual. And i guess that this is the problem. Women dont like to be rejected or ignored so i suppose the 1GBs can feel the lack of attraction and unconciously they demand a male`s attention.

Is it just me or do other males here have the ability to “smell” or sniff out women who are Ovulating?
I just confirmed today that no matter how clean a woman is, no matter how much perfume they use, iko kaharufu as a man you get from a woman who is Ovulating.

Could it be Animal instinct just like in cows and dogs?
And that smell is universal and similar among all women apart from the woman you live with!

Phew! Thought I was the only one who could smell it. So am normal afterall…and it’s a VERY erotic scent BTW

[murefi]

@Miss Finest Wine

I like the way you write but hapo kwa kubeba ‘turera and a heaving chest’ NOPE. Also I relate with the places and custom that you mention.

Miss Finest Muratina Habari Siako

[IsMundu]

@Zee

kuna mahali niliona ati 1gb watamaliza panty za watoto kwa madauka

:D:D:eek:

[Jimit]

@123tokambio

Actually, you are on your own in this…

@The Perfectionist

You are on your own in this. 1gb all the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UASvhAkeDE

[AMB_Sunday]

@Zee

kuna mahali niliona ati 1gb watamaliza panty za watoto kwa madauka

:D:D:D:D 1GBs huwa stress. Most huwa too sensitive

[madova]

Hizo 1GB jo,humeza mujulubeng mbaya from experience kinda loved them too but the only problem lazima uumwe na pelvic girdle after but they are superb.
And they dont tire its the whole nine yards.

[denis_young]

Defination of 1GB: 1GB does not mean skinny. It means petite. Skinny ni ioe unaona ribs zote and the entire vertebrae :D:D:D:D
[SIZE=16px]Mimi petite chiqs any time. They look good, they smell good and they fuckk good. They also fit on the sofa too during movie night cuddling…:):)
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[Double_m]

Shida kubwani upate 1Gb kafupi! Wengi hua na roho chafu sana. Ama sijui ni vile heart yao iko karibu na mcoondoo!?? :rolleyes:o_O;)