Mbirrionaires wa kijiji utawezana kweli. Mimi hunters quarter hunitengeneza kuruka, na juu tu legend (No. 1 brandy) haiko siku hizi.
Then you haven’t heard of pirates rum huyu anakaa kulead men to a watery grave apewe Captain Morgan
She has a good milk supply … 
Mikono, Uso, Umbali, Sehemu…
This post and a lot of your comments speak a lot about your characters -
Word of advise,
Next time you go to a pub, buy YOURSELF a drink and enjoy it too.
Don’t buy drinks to please others.
This fellow bought a drink probably to please himself, if he got company, well, let him enjoy his company in peace.
For the rest of you whose first assumption is “Hii ni kitu ya kununulia JD” talks alot about yourself!