system
May 9, 2018, 10:44pm
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uwesmake:
hakuna mtu amekusaidia kwa hizi comments zote , ni mangombe tu zinaongea . FACT NI KWAMBA your phone is compromised , it is cloned . she has placed a virus in your phone that replicates all you do on her side . go format the phone change all the passwords . then be faithful to your wife .
I have tried to help him sincerely…noogle eno Uwes:D. I invited those who are co-habiting freely with 2 or more to come and guide a bro since anonekana he won’t last the monogamy distance. Changing passwords won’t help women riding his deek.
Anyway wacha I see whether they will surface tomorrow. Better to be 2 wives and we know where you are rather than being told ‘you are my main squeeze’ and the man sleeps with your Sis and your neighbour. Lakini I am preaching water and drinking wine.
Hata MPESA guys do not trust smartphones.
kiLo
May 10, 2018, 1:02am
23
fishmonger:
These pipos have become very clever nowadays.They know all the cheating plans and analysis takes on phone chats.
Sometimes back we went shopping na missus. we entered a certain muhindi shop and I was surprised to find one of my kungurus selling. I greeted her formally, asked her what we wanted and then told her we will walk around and come back later. Kutoka inje ya shop, missus ananiuliza kwanini sitaki kupromote my sidedish. Waaa… she even knew her by name and I did not introduce her. Nikajua ako na a big file against me with all my past, current, and potential catches. Nikameza mate na kurudi n dani ya duka kununualia sidedish.
:D:D:D hii kijiji tadedisha mimi siku moja
Simu yako Ni yako, si ya Bibi ,she has to respect ur phone cz what she doesn’t know won’t hurt, but what she wants to know will hurt her most, u don’t prove love by being careless with ur phone , enda nayo mpaka kwa choo and all will be sorted, check the no. Of fingers added also on the scanner.
upepo
May 10, 2018, 2:45am
25
Desoto:
Who has ever done this?.
I was chatting with someone on Sunday, you may call her a kunguru, the texts were what we can call randy and raunchy, the missus had gone to the salon but when she returned she was on a foul mood, one two three , an argument ensued and she showed me the texts, I was surprised coz I had deleted the texts on time but comforted myself that maybe she accessed my phone while it was charging in the bedroom as I was in the bathroom showering.
So today, out of nowhere, there is this girl I had a fling with but deleted her number when I realized that the wife had become extra vigilant, one two chats and we resorted to the randy/raunchy sexting, this is a different chick from the Sunday one.
At about four today, the wife texts me about what I have been sexting the whole day, I lost concentration at work, we only started talking yesterday after the altercation on Sunday, she hurled imprintable insults my way and informed me that it’s over, she even told me of the various other ladies that I have been flirting with.
She just arrived home right now with a bottle of tequila half full, my wife never drinks, two glasses of wine and she is high as a kite, maybe she is putting a show. but I know I have lost her here.
I love this lady, am newly married, and it just hit me that I really was not ready for this kind of responsibility, like am only supposed to flirt with only her going forward.
I am astounded at her ingenuity but all I want is to make it work between us, I love this girl. On the other hand, I don’t know the therapy that I will go through so that I contain my roving eye coz it seems I finally got my match, my cheating days are over.
Nunua mulika mwizi for all inappropriate communications na shida zako zitaisha.
when you marry you have to forfeit/saacrifice certain rights enjoyed by bachelors because you are no longer one. such rights include the right to tomcat. Now take your dear wife to lunch and apologize to her. She needs to be confident that she did not marry an alley cat going forward and it is you to provide that assurance.
She is very smart, she wants to manage you this early. This will always come up mukikosana.
Encore
May 10, 2018, 3:25am
28
Desoto:
Who has ever done this?.
I was chatting with someone on Sunday, you may call her a kunguru, the texts were what we can call randy and raunchy, the missus had gone to the salon but when she returned she was on a foul mood, one two three , an argument ensued and she showed me the texts, I was surprised coz I had deleted the texts on time but comforted myself that maybe she accessed my phone while it was charging in the bedroom as I was in the bathroom showering.
So today, out of nowhere, there is this girl I had a fling with but deleted her number when I realized that the wife had become extra vigilant, one two chats and we resorted to the randy/raunchy sexting, this is a different chick from the Sunday one.
At about four today, the wife texts me about what I have been sexting the whole day, I lost concentration at work, we only started talking yesterday after the altercation on Sunday, she hurled imprintable insults my way and informed me that it’s over, she even told me of the various other ladies that I have been flirting with.
She just arrived home right now with a bottle of tequila half full, my wife never drinks, two glasses of wine and she is high as a kite, maybe she is putting a show. but I know I have lost her here.
I love this lady, am newly married, and it just hit me that I really was not ready for this kind of responsibility, like am only supposed to flirt with only her going forward.
I am astounded at her ingenuity but all I want is to make it work between us, I love this girl. On the other hand, I don’t know the therapy that I will go through so that I contain my roving eye coz it seems I finally got my match, my cheating days are over.
itabidi umechill for a few
buy another phone use it during the day
jioni iache ofisi
friday stash it somewhere when its off -uitumie weekends
monday rudi nayo works
or just amua uwe faithful chaguo ni lako
Factory reset your phone but eitherway when you decide to get married, you choose to forego all other ladies.
system
May 10, 2018, 3:46am
30
:D:D:D
Too much work.
MPesa PIN, ATM PIN, vaccination za sheppart, deni ya duka, birthday ya pipi, kisha uongeze mahali nimeficha simu ya trysts?
Not enough RAM.
Oa wa pili.
mikel
May 10, 2018, 3:50am
31
I know two ladies who did this to their husbands…the ladies are actually friends unfortunately one has since divorced based on evidence gathered…like uwesmakei has said your phone has been cloned…
From today going forward avoid sexting…call instead.
Desoto:
Who has ever done this?.
I was chatting with someone on Sunday, you may call her a kunguru, the texts were what we can call randy and raunchy, the missus had gone to the salon but when she returned she was on a foul mood, one two three , an argument ensued and she showed me the texts, I was surprised coz I had deleted the texts on time but comforted myself that maybe she accessed my phone while it was charging in the bedroom as I was in the bathroom showering.
So today, out of nowhere, there is this girl I had a fling with but deleted her number when I realized that the wife had become extra vigilant, one two chats and we resorted to the randy/raunchy sexting, this is a different chick from the Sunday one.
At about four today, the wife texts me about what I have been sexting the whole day, I lost concentration at work, we only started talking yesterday after the altercation on Sunday, she hurled imprintable insults my way and informed me that it’s over, she even told me of the various other ladies that I have been flirting with.
She just arrived home right now with a bottle of tequila half full, my wife never drinks, two glasses of wine and she is high as a kite, maybe she is putting a show. but I know I have lost her here.
I love this lady, am newly married, and it just hit me that I really was not ready for this kind of responsibility, like am only supposed to flirt with only her going forward.
I am astounded at her ingenuity but all I want is to make it work between us, I love this girl. On the other hand, I don’t know the therapy that I will go through so that I contain my roving eye coz it seems I finally got my match, my cheating days are over.
She came home drunk at eleven with a half bottle of tequila with your philandering as an excuse? Boss chunga. If you don’t tame this one you’ll soon be seeking her permission to visit the loo. You need to be on top of things.
And what happened to ‘deny deny deny’?
system
May 10, 2018, 4:16am
33
simple solution for simple problems.nunua simu kama hio yako,pelekea fundi a interchange hardware and voila your problem solved
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:20am
34
She bugged my phone, she has the conversations and the pictures, I can only deny to some extent, yes I know she will want to control me, I am determined to turn the corner and try to gain her trust but am not ready for blackmail.
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:22am
35
Is the evidence admissible?. Given that what she did to gain the information is illegal, I.e invasion of my privacy.
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:25am
36
I had this idea, I got comfortable and shelves it. Now I have to put in work to salvage my marriage.
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:27am
37
So what do you propose I do Omwami, I don’t want to lose my marriage because of some few orgasms and dirty pictures.
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:33am
38
Adeudeu:
Huu ndio ubaya wa come-we-stay and he-inseminated-me marriages. Had you gone the church way or the traditional African way, elders would have counseled, tested and moulded you and your partner so well that you would have known whether or not you were ready and fit for marriage.
Saa hii ukienda kuongelesha wazee watakukamulia bibi.
I paid dowry last month boss so it’s official, that is why she is so Incensed, she actually told me that we are going home to my parents to talk about my infidelity this morning, I woke up to take a lick at four only to find that she had left the bed and she was watching movies in the sitting room.
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:34am
39
Kukula vitu nayo nimekataa kata kata, I can’t hit a woman, never.
Desoto
May 10, 2018, 4:37am
40
This is sound advice, I will consider it.