Started with handshake

[Pullman]

@AMB_Sunday

Kuna time nilikuwa coast, just after completing my high school, I decided to take walk, kujua mtaa. I love walking around plus Mombasa si kama Nairobi, CBD is like a stone throw away.
Hiyo time we stayed in Tudor, so I took a backpack nikavaa then I used the stadium route up to Tononoka Rd into Coast bus junction (now Hill top plaza) then one way hadi kule Pembe za ndovu. Coastal people are lazy hata naming streets is a problem.
Along that Street, Moi avenue I met some two guys, one was fairly older than the other and they stopped me.
We shook hands (first mistake) halafu the old one says ati they are lost. Turns out they were headed for somewhere but walipoteza vector.
I was still acting on my good Samaritan shit so I offered to help them find their way. Big mistake. Apparently the handshake was the first wrong move, made me under a stupor of some sort.
Si we took a detour hapo Moi avenue, and a few paces ahead the Old man starts telling me how he sees great problems ahead for me, ati my granny ameniweka kwa chupa and amazingly enough, I seemed to be in agreement, despite being a very argumentative person myself.
He stopped me, gave me a paper, told me to chew it, for a while. I did it. I Was hypnotised so much that I didn’t know what else to do.
The young one didn’t do anything but just echo the old man’s antics, I being completely oblivious of their prank.
Then he told me that I have a dark family, marred by a history of Voodoo and if I don’t break the cycle I will suffer alot.
Halafu ananishow I spit out the paper I was chewing. I did and on opening it nikaona some strand of hair. I was shocked. I was scared too.
Hapo nikajua this nigga is onto something so like a kid I asked him how do I break the curse.
He said something that I consider the cheesiest line ever.
He told me to leave everything I had with him, place tulikuwa was on the parking lot of some three storey building. So he said that I go round the house once then nirudi apo pali they were and the curse would be lifted.
it wasn’t until I had made the first corner ndo nilirudi back to my element, dashed back to find the nigga gone plus my bag, which had some photocopied documents and my phone and 500/- together with the wallet.
Just a few metres from where I had left them were some mechanics, I asked them, they just told me and I quote ‘dogo usiamini mtu yoyote hizi sehemu, hao ni walaghai tupu’

I just knew that I had been dealt a good one in broad daylight.

So I went home and told my dad and cousin the story and they laughed at me like though I was mental or something.

That’s why I am not into handshakes. People are not trustworthy outchea

With all the handshake diseases. I prefer mouth talk.

[Pullman]

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