stupid questions to ponder on a monday!

[nairobilay]

@bjurmann

far from that…I said nilistuuka mpaka…it cant be what you are explaining. Adrenaline rush maybe.

If it was just a boner then perhaps…lakini, karibu ku-cum must be triggered by something else.
pengine @Luther12 tells us what the possible scenario is…

[shocks]

@anonymous60

mbona nzi ikifly ndani ya matatu huwa hairushwi nyuma mat ikisonga?si ati ina fly 80km/hr

because when it was resting on the seat it already had the cars velocity, so it takes off iko na the vehicles velocity and the little it adds to move forward

[kush_yule_mnono]

Kwanini nikikata gauge mi huwaka?

[Ka-Buda]

Wasichana huwezaje kukojoa peke yake without pooping wakisha - jiseti hiyo position?
I dare any man to kalia the toilet seat for a wee Only! Utajipata ukifanya a Number 2. ata kama haikuwa mpangoni.

[byro]

@Unicorn

Kwa nini kama nimekazwa na mkojo sana alafu nipate choo niende, mbona mkojo hujiachilia ni kama sina breki?

Relaxation of the sphincters or valves and contraction of the ‘detrusor’ muscle in your bladder are controlled by a system that turns on when you are relaxed, called the parasympathetic system.
If you are nervous around alpha males your other system, the sympathetic one, turns on, and this prevents contraction of these muscles and makes it harder to pee.

[byro]

@bjurmann

Kwa nini the first time kupatana na wezi nilistuuka mpaka for a moment nikaskia niko tu karibu ku cum?

so wee ni hawa watu:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@bjurmann

Kwa nini the first time kupatana na wezi nilistuuka mpaka for a moment nikaskia niko tu karibu ku cum?

All sphincters went loose, including that one.

[system]

@Unicorn

Hahaha, kama mtu amekazwa zaidi you forget about tightening and releasing the pelvic muscles. Yaani the moment you see the toilet you let everything go unasema Hallelujah.

[system]

@biraru

by the way…where can i buy an L-Pillow in CBD? @Unicorn @nairobilay

Njoo nikukandekande mgongo instead.

Anyway, I would think you might get one at Nakumatt. You need it…they’ve got it.

[system]

Kwa nini napenda madicks?

[biraru]

@Female Perspective

Kwa nini napenda madicks?

mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh

[system]

@Female Perspective

Kwa nini napenda madicks?

Coz you’re a dickhead. LOL.(No offense)

[system]

@Ka-Buda

Wasichana huwezaje kukojoa peke yake without pooping wakisha - jiseti hiyo position? I dare any man to kalia the toilet seat for a wee Only! Utajipata ukifanya a Number 2. ata kama haikuwa mpangoni.

sit down niccur! you embarrassin’ me
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[vuja_de]

kama kuoga ni usafi, mbona towel huchafuka?

[PepoPunda]

@nairobilay

wewe uko na mashida mob. But according to wikipedia:
Chremastistophilia (from Greek stem χρηματιστής chremastistes and the suffix -philia) is a paraphilia whereby sexual arousal is obtained from being robbed, being held up, or alternatively from being charged for sexual services.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chremastistophilia

Hee @Lay… Wikipaedia is really making you look smart. Thank God everyday for it ju ata wewe unajua kichwa iko empty bila…

[gashwin]

@Unicorn

Kwa nini kama nimekazwa na mkojo sana alafu nipate choo niende, mbona mkojo hujiachilia ni kama sina breki?

pole dada, i know the feeling…kwanza between my second and third beers and not after that…

[uwesmake]

KWA NINI LAZIMA NIKOJOE NDIO NIKAMUE MOMO?

[_nooty]

Kwanini tremors’ za orgasm ziko similar to epileptic spasms

[Slartibartfast]

How long do egg plants take to germinate? I’ve been watering some eggs that I planted on April and they haven’t sprouted yet. I’ve even painted my thumb with green paint, but nothing is happening.

Wait a minute … is it supposed to be left thumb or the right one?

[kanu_lingus]

@murangiri

Yes, i think as long as uko suspended en holding only one wire uko poa.

nd’o maana yule msela wa Kayole al’ekuwa an’taka jiuwa nyaya za stima hakufa eh? ooooooookay!