Sunday advice to Uhuru

[system]

@trix

Dear Muthamaki,
They say if you cant stand the heat then simply get the hell out of the kitchen.Baba,jakom,the enigma has literary pushed you to the wall, he keeps puling a fast one on you and looks like he never runs short of these tricks,he dominates the headlines from morning to evening whilst you sir if you manage to get a one minute spot on the national media then it is some activists bashing you or some nondescript clergy castigating you for some errors of commission or omission attributed to you.
Baba is busy issuing demands,ultimatums and threats to boot while you sir you keep saying “amani amani amani” am not sure if this “amani” is the same Amani express that will ferry you to Gatundu on the 17th.of October.
Let me remind you that some “seats” were made for some men but some men were made for some “seats"in my opinion your erstwhile deputy looks to me like a man made for the seat.It is therefore my respectful submission that you let you deputy square it out with the warrior from the lakeside in the duel scheduled for the 17th.of October.
Am telling you for free that this juggernaut called Baba will swallow you as you keep saying “tu salimiana za amani”.Am not in any way asking you to be a warmonger,far from it!But remember even the almighty GOD creator of heaven and earth is a” Man of war"Please read Exodus 15:3 if you doubt me.
Please ponder this over a glass of your favorite scotch whisky and let me know what you think.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Haukuskia the Entitled Buttscratcher akitoa the SAGANA DECLARATION juzi?

[Koolibah]

Raira is an old tired record. He doesnt know that this is a different elections given the other five have been completed and the local dynamics like who is the governor change the game, add to that voter apathy and you realise only strongholds will come out in large numbers. He only has one major stronghold jubilee has two. Meanwhile uhuru is gnawing away at ukambani

[system]

@kush yule mnono

Meffi thread

Sijawai skia umeandika kitu ya maana isipokuwa vile munalewa na uncle yako,mara waitherero, mara kuchapwa na wanawake mara kuchapwa na wakora,punguza mafuta na pangángá.

[Zeth]

@ndume

Your naivety is disturbing. So where is the advice ? You have have only praised Raila odinga for saying Chiloba must go. You want Uhuru to say Akombe must go?

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They cant say akombe must go coz they busy trying to kill her

[Mzichi]

@Mr Black

Uhuru is the overwhelming favourite in the forthcoming elections just like he was on the 8th. The reason is simple, he speaks the language kenyans speak, that of development and peace. He therefore does not need to stoop to Raila’s level and neither does Ruto. They need to stick to the script and shelf the attacks on the judiciary.

People do not get this! The country is after peace. The peace narrative beats the Canaan narrative hands down! Ngoja uone vyenye watu wamechoka. And one more thing people do not seem to get is that KURA SI KELELE!!! The rowdy ruffians (the guys jeering and insulting opponents) make a very small portion of the population. the peace lovers form the majority! It is not a tribe thing. At the end of the day people love PEACE. I bet even Luo-Nyanza will give Uhuru more votes than last time (inconsequential in the grand scheme of things but a statement nevertheless).

[kush_yule_mnono]

@trix

Sijawai skia umeandika kitu ya maana isipokuwa vile munalewa na uncle yako,mara waitherero, mara kuchapwa na wanawake mara kuchapwa na wakora,punguza mafuta na pangángá.

Mujamaa kama thread ni umeffi kubali. Hio ingine ni @kelele tuu unapiga

[system]

@kush yule mnono

Mujamaa kama thread ni umeffi kubali. Hio ingine ni @kelele tuu unapiga

Kamua Ngamia hio ndio kazi unaweza,can you construct a simple English or Arabic sentence?

[kush_yule_mnono]

@trix

Kamua Ngamia hio ndio kazi unaweza,can you construct a simple English or Arabic sentence?

Buda hio time ya kupimana mavi ndo nmetafuta nkakosa. Next

[horseguard]

Is there enough of media resources to cover all the polling stations live.

[system]

@kush yule mnono

Buda hio time ya kupimana mavi ndo nmetafuta nkakosa. Next

Mata
Matapaka,kawashe nduthi ulale,ama kunia upunguze uzito na ujinga.

[system]

Dawa ya Raila ni Ruto. Wanapimana wazimu…Kamwana is too soft. His dad must be rolling in the grave to see his son being mishandled by Jakuon. If Jomo was alive RAO would be shit*ing his pants right now. Son of Jomo wake up!! Finya hii mtu makende, no mercy.

[marine1]

@Purple

Dawa ya Raila ni Ruto. Wanapimana wazimu…Kamwana is too soft. His dad must be rolling in the grave to see his son being mishandled by Jakuon. If Jomo was alive RAO would be shit*ing his pants right now. Son of Jomo wake up!! Finya hii mtu makende, no mercy.

Relax,everything has its own time.no need to show his cards yet.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Purple

Dawa ya Raila ni Ruto. Wanapimana wazimu…Kamwana is too soft. His dad must be rolling in the grave to see his son being mishandled by Jakuon. If Jomo was alive RAO would be shit*ing his pants right now. Son of Jomo wake up!! Finya hii mtu makende, no mercy.

Si nyayo alimalizana nayo kitambo